1-2 Punch Mag
Week 2
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This week had some upsets. Point blank, these battles was better than last weeks. We had some nice battles, and less noshows. All in all it was a nice week for the 1-2.
Group A
Tim 2-0
Ink Edible 2-0
yung ghost 2-0
Mr. Q 2-0
Dangermanship 2-0
Alphabetized 2-0
Cry 2-0
sic phuq 1-0
Jynx 1-1
Ancel 1-1
Reli Mak 1-1
Mariah 1-1
Kun Ive AH 1-1
Slut 1-1
Tay Tay 1-1
True 0-1
Tebo 0-2
Blue Bayou 0-2
ab0ve 0-2
Rule 0-2
Group A Battle Reviews
Rule vs. TayTay
This battle was very meh. I'm thinking Rule expected a noshow from TayTay, but TayTay did show and he won the battle. By a landslide.
Drftr vs. Cry
Cry won. Drftr needs to battle more, elevate, and battle some more. Cry just had the upperhand, and ran with it.
Alphabetized vs. Jynx
Alpha took this hands down. Jynx thought his punch would win the battle, but his wording threw off most voters. Alpha goes 2-0.
Relli Mak vs. Tim
Time goes 2-0. Relli dropped a punch that would have made sense if he didnt bold the shit to point out the obvious. Also, his wordplay was wack, because he used the 1st letters of each word.
Blue Bayou vs. Slut
Last seasons threat is taking a turn downhill. This week he went 0-2 as Slut won their battle by a vast majority. Blue's punch was a tad bit played and so was sluts. Neither dropped a very good punch.
Yung Ghost vs. Ancel
This was a highly anticipated battle. Last week, Ghost dropped the #1 punch, but this week was different. Though he still won the battle, the votes came in for each battler. Ghost ended up winning with a slight amount more votes than Ancel.
Kun Ive Ah vs. True
Wack ass battle. Kun ive ah won in the end.
Ink Edible vs. Belligerant
Ink stole this battle. Bell fed in his 1-2, which was very sketchy, and Ink just came alot harder.
The rest were noshows.
Group A Top Battles
Mariah vs. ab0ve
Family Feuds are always the best type of feuds. This battle was very good from both sides. Mariah won, but ab0ves punch was not bad.
Mariahs Punch
ab0ves PunchDude it's funny, we're related, but I suggest qutting B
Cuz it's sad when a man...is still more of a bitch than me
Mariah goes back to .500I am a dancer sis and I will not be ignored Mar
But...DD-R what you wish you had in your bra
Mr. Q vs. Tebo
Mr Q dropped a great punch. Definately worth being in the top punches this week. Tebo didn't drop bad either, however Q took this battle on account of his punch being so good.
Mr. Q's Punch
Tebo's PunchU've been in Jr. for 2 seasons but don't front like u cool though
But maybe you are cuz I'm latino, and to me ur style is cool-o
Tebo took the loss this week.Your not new but your sure a baby, ya clout? It's fadein`
since you always diaper,.. each 1-2 punch your placed in
Group A Top Punches
1.Mr. Q vs. Tebo
U've been in Jr. for 2 seasons but don't front like u cool though
But maybe you are cuz I'm latino, and to me ur style is cool-o
2.Tim vs. Relli Mak
ill cut this bitch to pieces literally tims gully causing nothing but gore
you'd think relis buying carpet the way im having his heart set on the floor
3.Yung Ghost vs. Ancel
niggas get knocked out as soon as they even attempt to slug me
people be screamin U.K?....when i leave u wraped up in that Rugby
4.Mariah vs. ab0ve
Dude it's funny, we're related, but I suggest qutting B
Cuz it's sad when a man...is still more of a bitch than me
5.Alphabetized vs. Jynx
Your a joke in this league, i'm mean.. nd I snap twigs to receive dubs
So why don't you do what I did to them arms... nd just leave stubbs.
Group A Power Rankings
1.Yung Ghost
2.Cry
3.Alphabetized
4.Mr Q
5.Ink Edible
6.Tim
7.Mariah
8.Ancel
9.Tebo
10.Drftr
Group A Week 3 Previews
Relli Mak vs. Mariah
Mariah has more experience in the 1-2, and she's proven her skills. She should be 2-1 after week 3.
Yung Ghost vs. Mr. Q
This should be a dope battle. Yung Ghost, can take this if he tries hard, however he doesn't do this often. Im thinking Yung Ghost will take this.
Jynx vs. Ancel
Ancel has more experience, and he's got more skill. Ancel's battle easy.
ab0ve vs. Rule
After the loss to his sister, ab0ve should be coming with revenge punches. A's got this.
Tebo vs. Blue Bayou
Bayou's been dropping very bad lately, and losing his battles. He's gotta be feeling hungry for a win, but Tebo's been on fire in most leagues lately. So im thinking Tebo will take this.
TayTay vs. True
Tay's going to win easy. True's not doing well, and Tay's got an arsenal of witty punches when he opens his mind up.
Kun Ive Ah vs. Slut
Kun seems to need elevation when he battles, because most of his wins are against bad punchers. Slut's got this in the bag.
Cry vs. Sic Phuq
v/Cry. Easily
Dangermanship vs. Alphabetized
Alpha's alot better in texting. He's also proven himself in the JR league. He's no pushover either, so its going to be 3-0 for Alpha after this week.
Tim vs. Ink Edible
This should be a great battle. Im not going to say who will win definately, only thing i can comment on is how Tim's been dropping fire lately. This battle is pretty much 50/50.
Group B
Coop 2-0
AJ 2-0
Seyance 2-0
MCPheonix 2-0
Evil Freeney 2-0
Constance 1-0
Meks 1-0
Kid sick 1-0
SmokaJoka 1-0
Cornea 1-0
Lethargic 1-1
Rival 1-1
Assault 0-1
Record 0-2
Xc!usive 0-2
Advisory 0-2
Chrit 0-0
The Foundation 0-0
Group B Battle Reviews
Lethargic vs. Evil Freeney
This was fucking wack. Leth dropped some weirdo ass shit, nobody knew if it was a punch or not, and he never clarified so Freeney got the win.
Heychoo vs. A.J
Thats right, everybody voted for Heychoo in the predictions. But i dropped my punch, and took the battle 10-2. This was an alright battle though.
Assault vs. Gestures
Assult came very played and Gest was nice and witty. Gestures took this battle by a huge majority.
Xc!usive vs. Cornea
X came very very weak. Almost to the point that voters decided to vote AGAINST him, rather than FOR Cornea. But Cornea came nice, just not great. He still did more than enough to sweep this battle.
Constance vs. Philly
WTF? Shit was gay. Philly signed out, and Constance got banned. So C stays at 1-0 and so does Rizo. Shit was gay, waste of a thread.
El Testigo vs. McPheonix
I don't know what the hell went on here. El testigo thought Pheonix would noshow, but his dumbass dropped a noshow punch, a whole day before Pheonix needed to drop. So phenoix won.
The rest were noshows.
Group B Top Battles
Rival vs. Advisory
Both of their punches were very nice. Battle was close in voting, and steady with compliments to each.
Rival's Punch
Advisory's PunchYou come played all the time, and your obviously at your best man
Punches be slacking so much, they can be a substitute for dress pants
Rivals back to .500 after this week.bitch u'll come up short, and i'll greet you with a tip of tha hat
a rival will come quick and easy...so his departure'll be jus like that
Record vs. Kid Sick
Kid Sick won this battle easy. But both came really nice imo. Record didn't like the decision by the voters, yet aside of his bitching, it was a nice battle.
Record's Punch
Kid Sick's Punchfuck comin at a suckin jr.. die so ur raps would
cuz u couldn't be sick kid if u flipped ur name backwards
Sick takes the win.your only in LLL cause you helped wit a mag, bitch I smash weaks
but your not half assed yo.. your BOTH ass cheeks.
Group B Top Punches
1.Kid Sick vs. Record
your only in LLL cause you helped wit a mag, bitch I smash weaks
but your not half assed yo.. your BOTH ass cheeks.
2.Gestures vs. Assault.
Hungry like a South African? So I guess its time to start feeding ya
And its only right to name yourself Assault..since all we do is keep beating ya
3.Rival vs. Advisory
You come played all the time, and your obviously at your best man
Punches be slacking so much, they can be a substitute for dress pants
4.Advisory vs. Rival
bitch u'll come up short, and i'll greet you with a tip of tha hat
a rival will come quick and easy...so his departure'll be jus like that
5.A.J vs. Heychoo
Im movin up in the rankings. Dude is so low they just forgot em..
Its funny how you kiss ass, and still end up at the bottom.
Group B Power Rankings
1.Evil Freeney
2.Kid Sick
3.Gestures
4.Rival
5.Advisory
6.Coop
7.A.J
8.Cornea
9.SmokaJoka
10.Heychoo
Group B Week 3 Previews
Coop vs. A.J
Coop's a tough opponent. I'm not going to let him worry me though, im going to drop as dope as possible. A.J will win this weekrofl.
Lethargic vs. Rival
Rival should take this. Last week, Leth dropped some wack shit.
Xc!usive vs. Advisory
Advisory will win this.
Assault vs. Record
This will be a good battle. I'm putting my money on Record, only because he has more experience with doper heads.
SmokaJoka vs. Cornea
Im putting my bet on this being the best battle of the week. Smoka is very good, and so is Cornea. It'll all come down to who likes who the best, and everybody kisses Smokas ass, so he'll win.
Meks vs. Kid Sick
Kid's been dropping great in all his leagues. He should take this, unless Meks comes with something very witty and funny.
Evil Freeney vs. Constance
Freeney will win this. Constance isn't that great of a text head and Freeney is doing great in the 1-2.
Seyance vs. McPheonix
McPheonix dropped a nice ass punch last week even though Testigo thought he'd noshow. So im going with Pheonix this week.
Outro
This week looks very good. Just don't fucking noshow, you hatin ass bitches.
