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    Week 1 Mag

    Welcome to the 1-2 Punch Mag
    By A.J


    Week 1

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    This week was a decent week in the land of punches. There were a few upsets, but nothing drastic. All in all it was a nice start for the league. However there were alot of fucking noshows. Don't noshow. As you can see, Possible kicked around 20 dumbasses out of the league. Don't be next; show up!

    The league was split into two groups. Group A and Group B.

    Group A


    Tim
    Tay Tay
    Tebo
    Drftr
    Ink Edible
    Jynx
    yung ghost
    Shox
    Ghunz
    Mr. Q
    Dangermanship
    Ancel
    Rule
    Cry
    Blue Bayou
    Mariah
    Reli Mak
    Kun Ive AH
    ab0ve
    Mr. W.rite
    Slut
    Alphabetized
    Belligerant

    Group A Battle Reviews


    Mr. Q vs. Mariah
    Mr. Q took the battle by 1 vote. Mariah's punch had some complexity and wordplay, but the voters decided Q's landed harder. This battle was very mehish.

    Everlast vs. Relli Mak
    Everlast noshowed

    Jynx vs. Mr. Write
    Mr. Write Noshowed

    Ink Edible vs. Slut
    This battle was pretty good. Though Ink Edible took it by a vast majority, Slut held his own while goin against a proven dope 1-2 Contestant.

    Shox vs. Kun Ive Ah
    This battle sucked. Kun came withsome WEIRD shit, and zelph just dropped wack. Zelph won.

    Yung Ghost vs. ab0ve
    Ghost delivered one of the dopest punches i've seen in a while. No doubt it will show up in the quote system. ab0ve noshowed though.

    Tebo vs. Alphabetized
    Tebo dropped very out-of-the-ordinary and it seemed like he was giving Alphabetized props. Alpha took this easy.

    Tay Tay vs. Belligerant
    Bad battle. Bell won, nuff sed.

    Drtftr vs. Thomas
    Thomas noshowed

    Tim vs. YungenB
    YungenB noshowed

    Dangermanship vs. L.G
    LG noshowed

    Red Hooks vs. Led Poetic
    Double fucking noshow


    Group A Top Battles

    Rule vs. Cry
    This battle was good. Very good, for a start of the league. Both dropped nice hard punches, and the votes came in bundles for each opponent.


    Cry's Punch
    never a top cat, your a predictable loser that's continuously chokin'
    n' it's known that a #1 rule is established, cuz 's been previously broken

    Rules Punch
    we're family now! dont blame me, i caught u nappin bitch.
    aint all that bad tho.. i just took advantage of crisis.
    The voting had to go to a tie-braker, ending in 12-9 Cry.


    Ancel vs. Blue Bayou
    This battle was more or less an upset. Though Ancel's a respected LLL head, Bayou had the favors in his corner. Ancel took the win comfortably however, with a 12-5 win over the BB.

    Ancel's Punch
    Done seen your punches man, and they ain't funny i'll bet
    That if i get a kick outta blue...it's a last effort attempt

    Blue Bayou's Punch
    i don't even wanna beef man, my mentality's shifted
    i'll drop this bar singing your praises...*cricket*cricket
    Group A Top Punches


    1.Yung Ghost vs. above
    your whole family is gay, mariah and cornea i'll be dissing them fast
    and if ab0ve no showing is hogwash....
    .....holla at ya mom cause she's missing a bath

    2.Jynx vs. Mr. Write
    It aignt write to no show, Mr...thats a bitch move
    So this is my hard punch........
    .......................BOOM! it hit you.

    3.Ink Edible vs. Slut
    Your mom thinks your an ANGEL, dude, but that ain't so true
    I'll reveal your sins...
    ...Then break your XBox and take your HALO, too!

    4.Cry vs. Rule
    never a top cat, your a predictable loser that's continuously chokin'
    n' it's known that a #1 rule is established, cuz 's been previously broken

    5.Alphabetized vs. Tebo
    Tebo "Sorta good now?", Well he better watch who hes stoppin
    cuz we can all see Tebo dynasty... then me put him in his coffin

    Group A Power Rankings

    1.Yung Ghost
    2.Cry
    3.Ancel
    4.Alphabetized
    5.Ink Edible
    6.Mr. Q
    7.Belligerant
    8.Jnyx
    9.Drtfr
    10.Tim


    Group B

    El Testigo
    Coop
    Rigamortis
    Heychoo
    Constance
    Advisory
    Philly
    AJ
    Seyance
    Lethargic
    $inister
    MCPheonix
    Evil Freeney
    Record
    Rival
    Jaetalidy
    Smokey
    Xc!usive
    Meks
    SmokaJoka
    Kid sick

    Group B Battle Reviews


    A.J vs. Jaetalidy
    Well, it was a close battle. I ended up winning the tie breaker.

    Lethargic vs. Rival
    Lethargic whooped this. Hands down he won this battle.

    Coop vs. Xc!usive
    Weak battle. Though coop had a nice punch, X came with some elementary played shit.

    Advisory vs. Riga Mortis
    Rigga won this battle. Ad dropped, probably underestimating Riga.

    djb vs. Heychoo
    Djb noshowed

    McPheonix vs. Kevin Brown
    Kevin Brown noshowed

    Constance vs. Smokey
    Weak ass battle. Constance won hands down.

    Seyance vs. J. Butler
    J Butler noshowed

    $inister vs. Jay Brook
    Jay Brook noshowed

    El Testigo vs. Syntext
    Syntext noshowed.

    SmokaJoka vs. Meks
    Double fucking noshow

    Philly vs. M. Pulse
    Philly dropped a decent punch with some nice wordplay. Good enough to make the weeks top. However M.P still noshowed. Philly gets the win.

    kid sick vs. lwtruthlw
    kid sick showed, but didnt drop a noshow punch. Truth noshowed, so neither got the win.

    Group B Top Battles
    Evil Freeney vs. Record.
    Though Freeney walked in and out hands down with this battle, it was still fairly decent. Freeney's punch swept Record's attempt, however Record still dropped a nice punch.

    Record's Punch
    evil's the party type man, fuck work dudes on the doll
    type of guy that gets smashed, without consuming alcohol

    Evil Freeney's Punch
    I drop bitches like you on the daily but this is why hes' stun.....
    Record can only drop a bitch by watching a Miss Universe rerun
    Group B had too many noshow's for there to be a decent amount of good battles. So were only going to do the top battle this week.


    Group B Top Punches


    1.Evil Freeney vs. Record
    I drop bitches like you on the daily but this is why hes' stun.....
    Record can only drop a bitch by watching a Miss Universe rerun

    2.Coop vs. Xc!usive
    You'll never eclipse me & you aint nice, so who you hearin it from?
    Last time he spit? It was so nasty... they had to give experiment gum

    3.Philly vs. M. Pulse
    i'm glad u feel this way hommie, cuz all in all this guy's an actor
    n he'll only win with the chrit approach.. aka his initials backwards

    4.Record vs. Freeney
    evil's the party type man, fuck work dudes on the doll
    type of guy that gets smashed, without consuming alcohol

    5.A.J vs. Jaetalidy
    The way im spitting, Jae'll catch acid breath and die of lung cancer...
    Cause Jae's always out of the spotlight..like a bitches backup dancer.

    Group B Power Rankings


    1.Evil Freeney
    2.Coop
    3.Lethargic
    4.Philly
    5.Riga Mortis
    6.Constance
    7.A.J
    8.Seyance
    9.Heychoo
    10.$inister

    Conclusion
    This week started off the 1-2 alright. Just next week, start showing up for your battles, step your game up, and aim for them power rankings.
    Last edited by A.J; June 4th, 2007 at 08:27 PM
    Use my sig in a punch, asshole.

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    Re: Week 1 Mag

    Cool mag

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    Re: Week 1 Mag

    heheeh....good mag AJ.....imma pm you on future help with SAP if ur interested.

    should have done battle previews to tho.

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    Re: Week 1 Mag

    cool mag

    jynx is in the power rankings twice though

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    Re: Week 1 Mag

    oh freeney i know, just aint got time

    *fixed
    Use my sig in a punch, asshole.

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    Re: Week 1 Mag

    na...they wont put my punch in the quote system.


    they hatas

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    Re: Week 1 Mag

    dawg that shit was hilarious
    Use my sig in a punch, asshole.

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    goood mag, wheres my battle review

    lol

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    Re: Week 1 Mag

    i basically reviewed you're battle in the top battles, just more in depth. so i figured it would be pointelss to review it twice
    Use my sig in a punch, asshole.

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    lmao word sounds reasonable, do some predictions o.

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    next time foo. The intro mag takes alot longer. and i really didnt feel like doin more, lol
    Use my sig in a punch, asshole.

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    lol word i feels ya.

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    i see.

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    10.Tim 10.Tim 10.Tim

    no no no

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    cool mag though

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