Ghost of the Devil
Sleepin in my bed, cold night, tucked in, awaken by a feelin that possessin pure sin,
I open my eyes and begin to realise, that theres no-one there, my questions begin to maximise,
What is this thing that has come to wake me? scares and frights, they givin out for free,
I feel the wind tickle down my spine, so scared by this shit, I'm reachin down for my nine,
I'm standing there screaming at what appears to be no-one, is this what this cat be thinkin is fun?
I close my eyes and open them once more, and wonder did this thing come here for a war?
This time I'ma say it out loud, "If you're there Mr.Ghost, please step out of the crowd!"
A vision appears to me, and right now I am able to see,
What this mystery was, right now I gotta to recheck my mind, coz,
Is this thing fo real? Am I a mad man or is this the real deal?
The vision begins to send its word, right now is where they begin to be heard,
A message so obscene that I don't wanna repeat, just to listen to this cat was quite a mean feat,
But I gotta repeat this message so yall can understand, then you can pass it down, hand by hand,
The ghost looked sad, and said, "Was that my fucken cookie u had?"
I was so puzzled I didn't know what to say, but I thought I better go about this in the right way,
Although they can't do much, ghosts be fucken terrifyin, when skillz admit that he shit it, you know he aint lyin,
I don't get scared by much, not many men as such,
But when it comes to a ghost, well u don't wanna be the host,
In reply to the Ghost, I said, "I eat more cookies than most,
One mighta been yours, but I aint in the mood to be startin wars,
Its 3 a.m you bitch, and I'm still wondeirn, does my mind have a glitch?"
The ghost takes one more look at me, and says I'm about to give u something useful for free,
"Mr.Skillz I'ma teach u a lesson, right here u have my blessin,
My name is the Satan, I'm the number one cat when it come to hatin,
U may think I can't do shit, but I can do more than just hit,"
The vision became to me clearer, and more and more I could hear her,
Yeah thats right as Atmosphere said she was a sexy little bitch!!
He said he met her at a motel 6, she left hell to spend a weekend up on Earth just for kicks,
Now he was damn right, here she was playin me a game, If I'da video taped this shit, right now I'd be claimin my fame,
The Devil preached her shit to me again, then BOOM!!!
I grabbed that Nine by my side, pulled the trigger and swallowed all a my pride,
The beautiful devil laughed at me, said boy you bad, I'm givin this one for free,
She reached down to my glock, put it on the floor and then grabbed my cock,
I said, "Whataya you doin?!? But before she could speak I was already gluein,
She blew me hard and then handed me a card,
It said: I have handed you the most pleasurable time, you have now been blessed with the power to create the ultimate rhyme,
Happiest day of my life was when the devil came to me, gave me ultimate flow, even made me blow, and still I remain free!!!!!!!!!!!!!