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    Sex Rhymez (poetic Way)

    Something i just wrote yesterday...........came out aight...i think..lol

    MARRIED COUPLE SAY:

    SEX IS A TEMPTATION
    CAUSED BY A SENSATION
    WHEN A MAN PUTS HIS DICTATION
    IN A WOMANS VENTILATION
    DO YOU GET MY CONVERSATION?
    OR DO YOU NEED A DEMONSTRATION? ...

    I SAY:

    SKY IS BLUE
    WATER IS WET
    I'LL MAKE YOU CUM
    I'LL MAKE YOU SWEAT
    PRESSED AGAINST MY BODY
    MOVIN UP AND DOWN
    SLOWLY BUT FIRMLY
    BABY WE WILL MOVE THE GROUND

    FEMALES SAY:

    SEX IS EVIL
    SEX IS A GAME
    ONE NIGHT OF PASSION
    NINE MONTHS OF PAIN
    BABYS A BASTARD
    FATHERS A GIT
    ALL BECAUSE
    THE FUCKING CONDOM SPLIT! ...hahaha

    NEGGAZ SAY:

    ROSES ARE RED
    GRASS IS GREEN
    BABY OPEN YOUR LEGS
    AND I'LL FILL
    YOU WITH CREAM

    FREAKY GURLS SAY:

    SEX IS GOOD
    SEX IS FINE
    69
    OR DOGGY STYLE
    JUST FOR FUN
    OR GETTING PAID
    EVERYONE LIKES
    GETTING LAYED
    SO IF U WANT ME IN YO BALL SACK
    BROTHA LICK YO LIPZ AN HOLLA BACK


    YO this kinda FUNNY BUT HOLLA C WHAT YA"LL THINK

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    erm...are you a virgin?!...nah only kidding...

    ...this was simple, very simple...i could see what you were trying to do....use humour to put through a serious point...

    ...but it was too blunt at times, not enough edge...sounded too simple, not enough complexity...you need a bit of both if you are to make a 'satire' kind piece work...or at a lot of the first...

    ...still, has some sort of value to it...some of the points are there to see...but it just doesn't seem 'biting' enough...not enough edge...

    ....respect...
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    At first I laughed at this, then I read it again........then I laughed again. But for real, I understand what u were trying to do. You are right tho, keep writtin'


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    A complete lack of respect for the unity of two lovers. I'll be honest with you, I did not like this peace one bit. I'm sorry.

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    i dont think you wrote that homie....ive seen this in an email man...not tryin to get on ya parade o hate on you o nothin...but this is straight bit homie

    SEX IS A TEMPTATION
    CAUSED BY A SENSATION
    WHEN A MAN PUTS HIS DICTATION
    IN A WOMANS VENTILATION
    DO YOU GET MY CONVERSATION?
    OR DO YOU NEED A DEMONSTRATION? ...
    -------------------------------
    ROSES ARE RED
    GRASS IS GREEN
    BABY OPEN YOUR LEGS
    AND I'LL FILL
    YOU WITH CREAM

    FREAKY GURLS SAY:

    SEX IS GOOD
    SEX IS FINE
    69
    OR DOGGY STYLE
    JUST FOR FUN
    OR GETTING PAID
    EVERYONE LIKES
    GETTING LAYED
    SO IF U WANT ME IN YO BALL SACK
    BROTHA LICK YO LIPZ AN HOLLA BACK
    Wit.

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    Originally posted by Madd Preacher
    i dont think you wrote that homie....ive seen this in an email man...not tryin to get on ya parade o hate on you o nothin...but this is straight bit homie

    SEX IS A TEMPTATION
    CAUSED BY A SENSATION
    WHEN A MAN PUTS HIS DICTATION
    IN A WOMANS VENTILATION
    DO YOU GET MY CONVERSATION?
    OR DO YOU NEED A DEMONSTRATION? ...
    -------------------------------
    ROSES ARE RED
    GRASS IS GREEN
    BABY OPEN YOUR LEGS
    AND I'LL FILL
    YOU WITH CREAM

    FREAKY GURLS SAY:

    SEX IS GOOD
    SEX IS FINE
    69
    OR DOGGY STYLE
    JUST FOR FUN
    OR GETTING PAID
    EVERYONE LIKES
    GETTING LAYED
    SO IF U WANT ME IN YO BALL SACK
    BROTHA LICK YO LIPZ AN HOLLA BACK
    Can you prove that? Have you got the e-mail.

    If yes, hit me up on PM.
    I'm too secure to have a signature.

    Oh.

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    YES LIKE HE SAID PROVE??? YO SOME ENJOYED SOME DIDN'T ENJOY IT NA'MEAN...EVERONE GOT THEIR TASTE...AM NOT HATING OR NOR DISRESPECTING ANY I KNOW THIS WAS TOO SIMPLISTIC...BUT AM ON MY LEARNIN PHASE..OK.....


    MAD I KNOW U AIN'T HATING NA'MEAN....BUT IF YOU GOT A PROVE HOLLA CAUSE I WANT TO SEE IT ......

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    dont trip playa...nothin against ya
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    yeah I heard the first part of that in 6th grade ma man... sorry but you got caught.... I can't prove anything but I DO know he didn't write that first part, never heard the parts after that though, maybe they were original
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    AIGHT playa's if ya'll say so......ya'll might have seen it somehwere witout proven but i did not bit nor copy i did it my way like ever1 seen it maybe the top might being used somewhere but it doesn't mean a brotha can't come up wit that kinda lines.... i rest my case...........

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    I'm consulting some people about what to do. Seeing as two people have said they have seen it before. I don't think that's enough.

    So i'm going to try and see whether anyone else has seen it before. But i'll wait to see what the other mods and super mods (and possible admin) says...

    ...no hate, just doing my 'job' (damn, i sound like a bloody traffic warden or something..)...
    I'm too secure to have a signature.

    Oh.

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    LOL, I have seen that too. You did change a few words though to make it not so obvious.. I guess. But one of my friends had basically the exact same thing in his AIM profile.

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    Okay, quite a few people have now confirmed they've seen it before. So i guess i gotta close this. You aint going to get banned, just your first warning.

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