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    Dope Punchlines/Disses

    Post up your favorite punchline disses

    PLease include an author and who he was referring to

    Vanja, pick ones you like, add em.

    Chea

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    Re: Dope Punchlines/Disses

    But if they were smart as me,
    Eazy E would be hangin' from a tree.
    With no vaseline, just a match and a little bit of gasoline.
    Light 'em up, burn 'em up, flame on...
    till that Jheri curl is gone.

    -ice cube... to Eazy E

    trying to add fuel to the fire
    this little nigga Ja Rule
    talking about hes gonna slap me, nigga please
    you gotta jump and swing up to hit me in the knees
    youre a pussy ya not Pac i knew em
    Pac was a real nigga, you just a fucking insult to him
    its too bad, we had a fall out before he passed
    cuz if he could he see this shit now he'd be whoopin your ass

    -dre... to Ja rule

    And, Eminem murdered you on your own shit
    You a dick-ridin faggot, you love the attention
    Queens niggas run you niggas, ask Russell Simmons
    Ha, R-O-C get gunned up and clapped quick
    J.J. Evans get gunned up and clapped quick
    Your whole damn record label gunned up and clapped quick
    Sean Carter to Jay-Z, damn you on Jaz dick
    So little shorty's gettin gunned up and clapped quick
    How much of Biggie's rhymes is gon' come out your fat lips?
    Wanted to be on every last one of my classics
    You pop shit, apologize, nigga, just ask, Kiss.

    Nas... to Jay -z ( and the rest of ether)

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    I rock ho's, yall rock-fellas. - Nas to JayZ
    Face it, its mathematics, basics far from fake shit
    My mind is sacred, my skin shine like a Cuban bracelet
    Egyptian Pharaoh, potent ganja use to get me paro/paranoid
    Now I inhale from gun shots, through my double barrel

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    Re: Dope Punchlines/Disses

    yea i sampled your voice you was using it wrong
    you made it a hot line i made it a hot song-Jay-Z (The Takova)
    De Kapitein

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    I'll sunkiss like the soda - Beanie Siegle to Jadakiss

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    C-A-double S-I-D-Y cause I became the best when B-I-G died
    The kid do it big like P-U-N,
    Cause I'm nice like P-A-C with the P-E-N

    -Cassidy, Imma Hustler
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    Re: Dope Punchlines/Disses

    Nobody thinkin bout you plus your beef ain't legit
    So PLEASE stay off the T-I-P of my DIIIIICK
    -Ludacris to T.I

    And since you infatuated with saying that gay shit
    Yes you was kissing my dick when you was kissing that bitch

    Me and the boy A.I got more in Common than just ballin n rhymin..
    get it ? More in Carmen.
    -Jay Z to Nas

    Picture 'Kiss not come out swingin.. its like seein 50 at a show
    And he dont come out singin
    - Jadakiss to 50 Cent

    Ask Canibus, he ain't understandin this..
    'Cuz 99% of his fans, Dont exist
    - LL Cool J to Canibus

    I got apartments you can fit your home in
    - Jay-Z to Game

    Rip the freeway, shoot through memphis with moneybags
    Stop at Philly, order cheesesteaks and eat Beans fast
    - Nas to the Roc

    Everyone's welcomin this, welcomin that
    He wasn't welcome in the first place, why we welcome him back ?
    - Juelz Santana to Mase

    I didnt remember a few i wanted to but maybe that should help
    Hence Forward.. BURR!
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    Just watch My Back, I got the front.

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    Yesterday you was a blood but then you flipped tonight,
    You like that shit that killed superman cause you a Kryptonite
    -Papoose

    I' jerk off inside books and give life to words,
    leaving concepts stuck together you probably never heard"
    - Immortal Tech
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    Re: Dope Punchlines/Disses

    What you running for bitch? You fake Irish faggot
    You got a big booty Everlast let me tag it
    Cause you look like a Roman but you try to clown
    I kicked you in your ass that's why you jump around

    Dj Quik to Everlast
    Brand New Smash Hit

    Sleigh Bells Freestyle

    Coming Soon


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    shoots from my howitzer (sp?), you're sent to infirmaries
    cuz i can cap a (kappa) psi and that aint even my fraternity
    -ill chris vs psicobabble

    put a frown on his mouth when im slapping this phony
    now you down for the count like you one of draculas homies
    -ill chris vs psicobabble

    so what you on vinyl for? you never been in the PJs,
    your record went to wood it gave mad splinters to DJs
    -ill chris vs 1 man terra

    Im not sorry for the homo rumors that i caused you
    you'll end up with an IV in your arm and not the roman numeral four
    -ill chris vs 1mt

    everytime he gets up in my face i leave this pussy scarred
    he got fucked up on teh corner like my mickey mantle rookie card
    -ill chris vs fern

    this homo intimate and you dont the tenth of it,
    then ima sun this fern so bad he catches photosynthesis
    -ill chris vs fern

    why you got a girls name and you wearing a bra?
    cars bombs are overseas, i guess terra's(terror's) abroad(a broad)
    -ill chris vs 1 man terra

    i was confused when the cops came to bust
    cuz i burnt dark alive and they arrested me for making angel dust
    -ill chris vs dark angel

    you nothing but a voice like an accapella and ima drop you fella.
    ill have to pull your card again(cardigan) like i was yanking on your sweater
    -ill chris vs calliz

    blasting this nitwit, i dont get half of your shit kid
    your nothing super calliz and your egos fragilistic (supercallifragilistic(Sp?)
    -ill chris vs calliz

    hes got so much iller ones too i just cant remember em right now
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    Re: Dope Punchlines/Disses

    Keep em comming.

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    Re: Dope Punchlines/Disses

    I'm about to make this mic short circuit
    The beat is wack as fuck...so this shit fits you perfect

    Eminem @ rap olympics
    Legendary Song - Winter Snow



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    A Button Up, I'm Just A Buttoned Up Crook,
    I Got A New Parlish Look,
    20 Dime Bitches,
    To Show You Niggas How My $2.00 Look

    -Fabolous

    5 Borrows Of Death, You Don't Understand,
    I Got New York City In The Palm Of My Hand,
    Now I Can Make A Tight Fist, Let It Crumble W/ Diccales..
    Or I Can Smack The World W/ A New York Nemasis..

    -Papoose

    I'm A Cannon-Man, All For The Cannon-Man,
    Cuz I'll Shoot Nigga Like A Camera Man..

    -Cassidy

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    edit.
    Last edited by so serious; March 29th, 2007 at 01:36 AM
    Face it, its mathematics, basics far from fake shit
    My mind is sacred, my skin shine like a Cuban bracelet
    Egyptian Pharaoh, potent ganja use to get me paro/paranoid
    Now I inhale from gun shots, through my double barrel

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    Re: Dope Punchlines/Disses

    oh and he aint got a thick frame,
    looking like jin gained about 60 pounds and painted on a shit stain
    spoonfull vs cire

    i tend to laugh it up, when i hear this faggot pump
    daffy duck started rapping....yeah son but he's wack as fuck
    and you aint getting past me boy
    LOOK! it's a raspy voice wack decoy of mac detroit
    spoonfull vs dion primo

    take every cliche rapper in the industry
    shakewell and then you'll see what this faggot pretends to be
    trying to pick apart my thesis like "you got a wack voice"
    well you can't rhyme for shit...so lets call it even
    spoonfull vs yung truth

    nim...now everyone on this board knows that you bitch
    even your figure of speech is 36 - 24 - 36.
    writeous vs nimrod

    im blazing this vet take a rest dawg you aint the best
    hes so afraid i bet i made his flesh crawl and take baby steps
    writeous vs warbux

    three seconds passed, your time is up
    you should considear signing up for fear factor the way you biting slug
    spoonfull vs thr33

    you're strictly a writer so why would you choose music
    when you thought acoustic(a cue stick) was the shit you shoot pool with
    Dzk vs Warbux

    so for these unfortunate events i asked lemony snicket
    and he said fuck curious george, he look more like jiminy cricket
    anonimus vs warbux

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