Open Mic Magazine 7th Edition

[Spoken]

nice mag.

still not recognized?...iight ill get in there soon.

[Twixn...]

wooo

i didn't expect to be in the top 10

woop woop

thanks for the props man..

dope mag.

[Tragedian.]

Fuck, my name wasnt in there. Dope mag guys.

[Jon]

eyyyy ohhh.. listen whatt i sayyyy oh...

[Truth Iscariot]

*cuts down techno beat to listen*

[Ntalek]

Dope Mag...!

[Truth Iscariot]

turns techno beat back up

[Jon]

i wasnt going to say anything

[P. Mortuus]

any....
.........
...thing

[Truth Iscariot]

techno

[Jon]

wow.. thats enough free posting for you truth

[Johnny 6-feet]

huzzah for freeposting! And those of you who didn't get a mention... blah. That is all.

[Jon]

what does Huzzah mean? and I didn't get mentioned! WTF! OMG I"MA DIE!

lol jp

[Twixn...]

They hate what they do not understand.

Then again, I certainly don't make it easy. But, eh, i've never been too good with other writers. 99% of what's put on here disgusts me and I'm rarely if ever actually impressed by anybody, so, I spend most of my time tooting my own horn and practicing flow the way that I like to do it.

^^^Paragraph explains why a lot of the "top" heads don't like me. I think, in the end, almost all of them are a C+ at the very best --- it's easy to impress a group of kids ages 13-18 and a concentrated circle of 18-24 year olds, who, since they're doing it online, are essentially failures. (See: Me) Otherwise they'd be writing a fucking thesis statement for a degree. Let some real critics judge and we'd see who's a good writer, not just someone who knows a fucking lot of words and puts them together to elementary poetic ideas and an abstract metaphorical linguistic approach that any fool could put together. It's like they're filling out an adlib from a word bank of obscure synonyms for words which would be better used in their simpler terminology.

But, believe me, if you say "innocuos" it must be because you're just plain smarter and a better writer than the guy who would just as soon say "harmless"

/rant over

on eng...

such a loving soul

*runs off to impress some 13 year olds with my text raps.*

[BeRLin`S BesT]

nice mag...props on taking the time to do something like this....but why am I not in at least the top 5 rookies? mhhh guess I'ma go all out this month an dmake sure to be up there when the next mag drops....HnR