Open Mic Magazine 7th Edition

[Constance]

Heh heychoo? pretty interesting person to interview, hell the whole Mondo thug crew would be a good choice lolz.. but nice interview

[Jon]

^ dude, wtf is your problem.

I'm not on Heychoo's dick, but it seems that you think your better than everyone else, when the truth is, you aren't. He is just messing around most of the time, you just need to chill out.. Go play in the street and run with a knife or something. It was just a interview

[Truth Iscariot]

lol

[Johnny 6-feet]

They hate what they do not understand.

Then again, I certainly don't make it easy. But, eh, i've never been too good with other writers. 99% of what's put on here disgusts me and I'm rarely if ever actually impressed by anybody, so, I spend most of my time tooting my own horn and practicing flow the way that I like to do it.

^^^Paragraph explains why a lot of the "top" heads don't like me. I think, in the end, almost all of them are a C+ at the very best --- it's easy to impress a group of kids ages 13-18 and a concentrated circle of 18-24 year olds, who, since they're doing it online, are essentially failures. (See: Me) Otherwise they'd be writing a fucking thesis statement for a degree. Let some real critics judge and we'd see who's a good writer, not just someone who knows a fucking lot of words and puts them together to elementary poetic ideas and an abstract metaphorical linguistic approach that any fool could put together. It's like they're filling out an adlib from a word bank of obscure synonyms for words which would be better used in their simpler terminology.

But, believe me, if you say "innocuos" it must be because you're just plain smarter and a better writer than the guy who would just as soon say "harmless"

/rant over

There's a few reasons why you didn't make the top ten this month, the main one being that you're a concieted twat. As far as your 'failures' theory goes... i can't speak for the other writers of that age but this shit is hobby to me. I'm a professional actor by trade and i'm sporting a degree as well for the record. And as long as you continue to cop such an arrogant, shitty attitude you will not get anywhere, ever, either on the net or in real life.

That is all. Feel free to respond with some obnoxious comments but, remember, this is my turf mate. i have the power.

[Truth Iscariot]

sounds like agent smith this is my world mr anderson my world lol

[Engivale]

Rock on, Jonny. (continues not conceiving your opinions as being valid in any way, shape or form)

EDIT: Blah blah blah, i'm a bitch who doesn't know his place.

[Witty]

ooooh beef! Johnny get on msn, engivale get on aim lol

[Truth Iscariot]

lol crazy i think eng is a cool guy and i think johnny is a cool guy i haven't had beef with a topical head since belligerent

[P. Mortuus]

Next mag should have an aim head on between em both.

[Truth Iscariot]

it would be cool

[Johnny 6-feet]

Rock on, Jonny. (continues not conceiving your opinions as being valid in any way, shape or form)

Not valid? Not valid because i have far more experience than you? Not valid because i speak from knowledge while you're still experiencing puberty? Or just not valid because anything that isn't said in Engivale's world by Engivale isn't valid?

[Truth Iscariot]

still expereincing pubirty?

[Engivale]

Jonny if we talk online at the same fucking time I'll reveal you for the fool you actually are. You don't even know me. You've not taken the time to read my writing to establish any thought of my own credibility in your feeble skull. Experience? EXPERIENCE?!?! Fucking hell buddy, you ain't lived a life I have, I fucking guarantee it. Fuck the history. I'm just saying watch who you insult about experience, i've lived 40 fucking years in 22 by my estimation, I don't how many fucking people died on you and how many times you went to jail but you ain't lived a REAL life you petty, witless fool.

[Truth Iscariot]

petty witless foool is like gandalf the gray from lord of the rings

[Johnny 6-feet]

You wanna talk about jail time as real life experience? You mean you were actually retarded enough to be imprisoned? Jesus Christ. So tell me. What did being raped in the showers teach you about the REAL world Engivale? Or being fucking idiotic enough to break the law and get caught for it? I'm curious, hit me up.