Look Below Fuckers!.
Drft. gots it packed
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Look Below Fuckers!.
Drft. gots it packed
Saved for the Interview
Last edited by Spoken; February 5th, 2007 at 04:12 AM
ARTIFICIAL | PO'ETHICS | INTELLIGENCE
1-2 Punch Mag - Week 1
Table of Contents
- Winners of Week 1
- Battle Breakdowns
- Conclusion
All I know is that there were too many damn no shows man. I dont know how many times I/We got to repeat this. Its 2 damn lines. It doesnt take THAT long to
drop 1 bar - 2 lines in a matter of minutes. If you know or think you wont be able to such a task, dont bother signing up and let the next man thats dyin to get in
get a chance. Anyway, enjoy the mag, its not much as its a lot of shit to do in a mag. But oh well. At least I did it. W0rd.
Winners of Week 1
kid sick.
Penlord
Ink Edible
Sobe
Tim
Tony Browns
Synonym
Drft.
ILLEGAL CONCEPT
Exact
Alphabetized
Syndicate
Heychoo
Werd
SoLiDuZ
Brazils Finest
Zelph
Mariah
E-hilly
Meks
Smokey
Cry
Blue Bayou
Derive
Prosecutor
Axeshun
SmokaJoka
...
vafinest
Xc!usive
Seyance
Theory
Anthem
H.R. Paperstacks
C. Sobe 0-0 vs. Celph 0-0
your flows crappy, you wear a nappy,
you all jus mad coz i fucking rap happy.
i got tons of wealth, but ur really needin some help
cuz i aint emo but i'm really into harming one celph
Blah, Celph thought he could escape the battle with a no show punch, but got his head busted with Sobe's nameplay punch. Nice one.
B. Big_T 0-0 vs. Synonym 0-0
dis kid keeps bitching about how he cant name change
who gives a fuck.... no 1 cares just like the markets of forgien exchange
You've Never Spit Heat, But Your A Maverik..
Don't Know How Ur Life changed..
B'Cuz All Ur Life You've Been A Damn Prick..
Weak battle from both. Dont really know wtf Big_T was thinkin and Syn's punch was a wtf kind of punch is that on top of it. Syn came out with the win though.
D. Drft 0-0 vs. B.I.Detained 0-0
..He has earned the privalege to get booted, I aint sayin shit
Cuz he'll never make decisions, if admins have 2 approve of it
no show
Well Brix no showed but I still dropped a punch. w.e though.
C. Philly 0-0 vs. Keyed 0-0
we all kno ur wack as fuck by now keyed, and my punches'll go threw
so why the hostilaty, ohh i get it "u just mad cuz i'm styling on you"
No show
Being that Philly signed out anyway, he dropped a rofl punch imo. That video where do gets rocked for stylin on the man. Funny stuff.
D. Tim 0-0 vs. Straight Skillz 0-0
Got your girl on cam.. n' im showin' my fellas
Cuz her Pixel Stretch so far...
...Your fuckin' sig'll get jealous
dude ur wack as fuck played punches & thats fine though
cause Milwaukee and u have something in common
both wont see the bucks in the finals
A played punch by Straight and a long ass punch by Tim, but was creative. Tim won the battle by he's creativity. Nice work.
C. Symphonic 0-0 vs. Exact 0-0
Ur dead, Have ur face marked with tread, make u pay
Cuz i`ll Exacute E Like his grandmother used to say
Son you gay, usin' ebonics played, herbs - this dude all the same,
Wizzle on your brain -
Weeding out letters? People zz on his 1-2's like the consonants in his name.
Bleh battle, Exact came with a decent punch but wtf did Sym drop? Overall, it was an okay battle and Exact edge out the win to advance.
A. Twixn 0-0 vs. Heychoo 0-0
everyone knows this dudes a disgrace...he's fucking lame
id say hey...
but even moderators don't bother with your full name.
you're an emo faggot, fuck they let u on this site for? dang...
twix'll reach the finish line before me...and his poor ass wont buy a damn thing
Meh battle. Twixn dropped a nameplay punch which was executed poorly imo. Choo dropped a nice punch to come out with the victory.
D. Werd 0-0 vs. ~MVL~ 0-0
^thats what we say to ur punches, word
ima drop a no show punch n u'll still see v. werd
No show
Damn no show. Blah punch, he wins because of it.
A. Verbalism 0-0 vs. ILLEGAL CONCEPT 0-0
listen fatty im bout' to win this shit, so bitch get to steppin'
nobody gives a shit who you are, people gotta ask K Who You Reppin
Your concepts are played off...
.............they'll never TouchDown like Indianapolis-Baltimore,
Your ideas illegal?......
...maybe if ya count stealin free samples from the corner store,
Whoa! Verb dropped a limo punch. Stttrrreeettcchhheedd. Might has well dropped a whole verse. Both came okay, but Ill came out with a better concept and won the battle.
B. Quarter 0-0 vs. Mariah 0-0
1-2 league for a graphics head? Can't wait for the best from you nig
And I ain't racist, you're just more outta place than text in your sig
You stick your chest out in sigs, so get an ass, cuz you got pecs like a guy
& there is no way you can run this league, like ya got cramps in ya thighs
Both dropped meh. Quarters punch was weak and Mariah's was okay too. Didnt really like either of the two, but M came out with the win.
C. #1 Syndicate 0-0 vs. Ghost Face 0-0
yo, you light weight for a reason, bitin' worse than a jagged tooth hoe...
and the only way your faggot ass would be "Remembered"...
...............................................is if you ended ya shit wit fuckin' "Alamo"
with that weak ass line, you really need to stop, geek!
you could be Tiffany from I Love New York...
& still couldn't "drop heat"...
I didnt like neither of the two. Both just meh. But Syn came out with the win to advance.
D. Alphabetized 0-0 vs. Second Coming 0-0
I ain't got time for this shit, but an easy win? heck
I'll just take a second... and break his fucking neck
Dude's overrated like the Colts, everyone's expecting an easy win
but like 31 other NFL teams...
He's stuck dreaming of what could have been
Blah. Battle was meh. Second dropped a long punch too, but was okay. Alpha came straight to the point with a win over 2nd.
B. B_Eazy 0-0 vs. E-hilly 0-0
its like this
this dude be like yo-yo..cuz b_easy likes when dicks flap
so watch me walk this dog..cuz this dun-can get bitch slaped
No originality makes this here a lame contest,
Like 8 niggas done used my name in the same context.
Hilly, dropped a decent punch while Eazy dropped something okay. Both were aight but Hilly came just tad better to get the win.
B. Meks 0-0 vs. Boberric Lyrics 0-0
he wants ta make it good, but he's screaming the wacker n still he disses
shit, u may as well call me a fuckin geenie the way I hafta fufill his wishes
i been the man, dont talk like u magical, cuz ya shit is cramped
only way u fulfill my wish... is if u big enough to fit back in the lamp
Okay this was like drop a punch and I'll feed. Meks dropped a decent punch and then Bob dropped a wtf punch. Like seriously. Voters pointed there fingers to Meks and he comes out with the win.
D. SoLiDuZ 0-0 vs. el Spic 0-0
mexicans are trashy so aint no one peepin' spic
spits so much when he talks he creates Dew particles..
.............which explains why hes always on Feebles dick
dudes trying to be slick, didn't think he would get caught
but how you gonna use that name when you can't use your own thoughts
Supposely el Spic said Solid had different IP's blah blah. Who cares, unless it was, well ya know. Anyway, he dropped a blah punch and solids was actually long as hell too. But, he came out with the win over Spic.
A. Revelations 0-0 vs. Tae 0-0
dead em, carry em, so embarrasin that we share the same home
so ill take the fire out revelationz just to leave ya brim stoned
Tae prolly still wets the bed, and we all know that you losing is eternal
it's clear your a sore loser...............
so I don't mean TopGun, when Ill flyby u so fast, like a pissed off colonel
Im not sure what to think of Rev's punch. Long and kinda, no, it was whack. Rofl. Tae came with a direct punch and delievered it. He comes out with the win.
D. Dark Plotz 0-0 vs. ~Smokey~ 0-0
This nigga is pitiful, claims he posses victory fundamentals
Only way this guy will beat me...is by making me instrumentals
Sit the fuck down fool, Im quick to show yu the chair,
But thinking yur heir to the throne? & I’ll have yu thrown in the air.
Played punch dropped by Smokey, and DP just dropped a meh punch. Overall, not bad, but Smokey comes out with the win.
D. Kevin Brown 0-0 vs. Derive 0-0
Imma blast this nerd, snap his neck and cover him in vinyl,
Cause the only time you were 'fast for-words'.................
................was when you said you'd make it to the finals!
that's your punch!? Kid, You're playin with big kids now, take it serious -
tik'll hand your ass a pack of tampons so you can clean up those periods!
Sigh, as everyone knows, everytime theres a battle and Derive's in it, expect a bitch fest no matter who it is LMAO, (no hate), but it was clearly shown to some extent, that Kevin fed off his punch, which made his punch show no value towards the voters. Where the ball comes to in a decision of Possible puttin his foot down and stating the obvious. Derive walks away with the win.
C. GrimReapa 0-0 vs. Brazils Finest 0-0
itz no fund raising a dream and grim is a flop that costs his rhymes
think business or lose intense when this thought bounce office mind
U may be brazils finest but the ur the wackest in the US
cuz with shitty lines like that...u have noone impressed
With brazil explainin his punch, it would seem thats everyone least favorite thing. Just drop a punch, we dont need a life story on it. Grim dropped a decent punch, but it wasnt as good as BF's so he came out
to win the battle and go out with a 1-0.
B. Prosecutor 0-0 vs. Spul Ka Trinde 0-0
God, Buddah, Allah, Zues, jus a few gods to quickly mention
ironically similar to your skills... none have been proven to be existent
I drop dope like a chemist,ur lines'll leave individuals 'fess'n
that i got it down 2 a science...
...while ur shit reads like history lessons
Really not sure about this, but I guess Spul made two new words to magically rhyme together. Im not gonna get into it. Voters pointed their fingers towards Pro and he came out with the win, for a punch that actually
rhymed.
B. Axeshun 0-0 vs. Antonio Banderas 0-0
another silent defeat, no wonder no one backs up your words
last time axe was supported by a full cast,....
…………...........it supported his shoulders, arteries, and nerves
The walls have ears, the hills have eyes and Antonio has skills too
Those are figures of speech...and not one of them will ever be true!
Antonio's punch was ehh....okay. Could of been worded a little better. And Axe's punch was pretty good. Nice wordplay and creativity imo. Voters liked it too. So he came out with the win.
B. SmokaJoka 0-0 vs. Automatic 0-0
bad text is invisible to me, so ur posts are viewed one way
i see nothing but ads.. like YOUR feminin ass this sunday
Seen this bitch..trust me
He's got stomach rings, eyebrow piercings....and whats sicknen...
S'when he convinced the studs in his ears to go out with him
Actually liked this battle. Havent seen Auto around lately, so he might be a bit rusty. Smoka dropped a nice creative punch and seems that the voters liked it too. It was only first week, so Im sure
Auto will redeem himself in the next week. Smoka gets the win for his creativity.
C. ... 0-0 vs. Dunk 0-0
Mr. Dot's is the worst, my clout’ll have him wishin he wasn’t born
The ONLY way Dot's experiences vivid imagery is watching porn
Anyway, Some how Dunk Cant Make A Ally Hoop, You Garbage And Nonsense
Took His Game To New Heights, Fell Off, And Killed Himself In The Process
Not a bad battle here. Both came decent and drop some good punches. Dots, dropped a good punch actually. Laughed at a lil. Dunk's was sorta played in a way, it wasnt hard hittin enough. But was decent. Votes pointed towards Mr Dot himself, and he got the win.
C. Belligerant 0-0 vs. vafinest 0-0
always thought he was the shit,he always looked up to me and nash
if it wasn't for me and him (nash),the MODS still be putting up his trash
Watch this kid ride my dick, joining my crews thinking hes the shit
Metaphores are poor, slap this whore cuz he's far from rhyme saying convict.
Meh battle, at first when i read Bell's punch, i was like wtf, homo ass. Then I was like ohhh okay. LMAO. Not bad i guess. Va dropped an okay punch, not much of a good one anyway. Belligerant's was meh too, but overall, could of been better. People sought out that VA's was better and he got the win.
A. Possible 0-0 vs. D.Silver 0-0
Trep could be sire, becoming the one of the dopest writers
Since last season, you've gone up a few notches..., t-shirts & pants sizes..
Your soft as hell, when its time for the kick off, watch this bitch give way
and yea people see good D-lines...when watching the game on sunday
Not to sure about this battle, was meh from both, but Possible came with a bit better punch than D, so he came out with the win.
A. ...?... 0-0 vs. Xc!usive 0-0
everybody wants to know what the hell is your name
it even has you pondering...
...?...that you're to dumb to explain
No show
Dropped a no show punch, was an alright punch though. Xclu advances.
B. Seyance 0-0 vs. DaKeng 0-0
This bitch is frontin' he ain't spittin' nothing, so i'll make you fold over,
YOU Saying your armed wi' the hotness? I'll Give you the cold shoulder!
No show
Played punch but it gave him a win for a no show match.
A. Steveontrial 0-0 vs. Anthem 0-0
Steve he loves Hotmales....probly an MSN geek...
..........musta' be blind the past 7 days...
Cause i havent seen anyone this weak.......
No show
Blah, punch was hella long, but he got the win though.
D. H.R. Paperstacks 0-0 vs. Red_72 0-0
No show
No show
^People like this. Man c'mon 2 lines.
C. killzone 0-0 vs. Ink Edible 0-0
I kill zones like the one's Redick slaughtered
You have no chance, so when hope floats....
You'll still be treadin' water
No show
Another one. Punch was wierd. He won anyway and advances.
A. MaRVJay 0-0 vs. kidsick 0-0
Marv and JJ draw spite, cant really even speak for this dike
he just a combination of the two most annoying peeps on the site
No show
Blah to a no show. Kid dropped an okay punch. He advances.
D. Tony Brown 0-0 vs. Freeny 0-0
ROY G. BIV in this bitch, like projects in elementary art class
Tony Brown draws rainbows to represent.........................
............................what he likes rammed in his ass fast
40 Grams back wit the new alias, but the bitch got even weaker
Now he doin it the Freeway, n can't flow without a fuckin beat either
40 dropped a decent punch. Creative it was, i liked it. Tony, dropped something meh, but was kinda played in the context of what he tried to use. Freeny came out with the win.
C. Cry 0-0 vs. Lunatik 0-0
you's a slow bitch, retarded no less, and mines a quick sequel
to throw a series of punches ..it takes you seasons to hit people
nothing more then memories, love...having none is fear
now “class of 05" didn’t feel like wiping away your tears
..........................s'the only reason this bitch is still here
Damn good punch. Cry dropped a nice creative punch. I kinda liked Luna's but didnt have that edge to bring him that win. Nice job Cry
B. Devils Diamond 0-0 vs. Blue Bayou 0-0
One punch is leavin ya face leakin, better call the funeral director
We'll see so much Blood Diamond..the movie'll break box office records
Dude..ya Style Proves that ya Ass is Through...
...cuz Your lyrics is "More Sad" then the Jazz n Blues
Decent punches from both. However, i liked Blue's punch, nice and creative. He takes the win becauase of it.
A. Theory 0-0 vs. Thomas 0-0
Ur lyrics aint nuttin special... Im WAY above ur level n' that dont mean fuss.
Lets just say u can strip M.Strahan 4 his dental plan.. wit the gap between us.
No show
Stupid no shows, but it seems that Thomas has some personal issues. So yea.
A. Penlord 0-0 vs. NCred 0-0
Watch Lord hesitate, i bet that he is a fake ass homo kid, cant set 'em str8
He couldnt even getta date, im not talkin physical features but, my lyrics will pen a trait
What have you done worthy? Give you respect? why, you're edible,
'Cuz inferior, & indestructable.... is sort of how this guy is incredible.
NCred actually came with a nice punch, although it was poory executed. Pen camee with a straight forward punch and got the win to go his way. He
ends week 1 with a win.
Conclusion
Well even though this is the first week, I didnt conduct a interview. Why? Figured it was no point actually to do one. And thats because its early, no positive threats as of yet. Maybe next weeks mag or when the season gets a lil better. Overall, this was a bad week and thats because of No Shows! Now it could been of some technical issues or personal problems, but please let us know so we dont have to be suprised.
Nonetheless, decent week but could of been better. Just hopefully this week is better and people start droppin harder no matter if your person shows or not. The key to winning is to drop consistent, harder and fresh. None of those, your being booted. Simple.
Oh yea, and for all the cocky people in the league, i show no mercy for you. Dont let your posts get to your head. Remember, its just the net and some damn posts. Keep ya emo style to yourself. It'll be alright.
Until next time, its Drft. holdin it down for the asians. And race me sidewayz....oh wait, you cant cuz your mad cuz im stylin on ya!
who is this chinky eyed motherfucker?
Originally Posted by GodzIlla.
Lmmfao. You have to use racial comments. smh.
Wack mag.
^Lol.
Straight Mag.
lyricalz finest
PenLord sucks. Seriously.
You make the mag next time.
Wow, you know what dude?
I think I won't.
lmao @ me considering that for 1 second.
When I make mags they are HUGE, ORGANIZED, WELL WRITTEN, DETAILED, INTERACTIVE, SURPRISING, and most of all EXTREMELY PROFESSIONAL.
However, I feel as if you didn't try to insult me.
So I won't finish this post with an insult.
Wack mag.
pz.
You cant be serious. Its obvious I didnt take the legitimate time to make it more appealing as it was just to throw something together to fill in space. Lmmfao @ your fictious bs you posted to enhance your wording which doesnt much. I mean, take it like you want, insult or no insult, weak mag, hey, noone else done it.
You didnt do it, method didnt do it. Noone, and in fact that case, i can be a moron and say stupid shit too. C'mon seriously, just stfu. Its not serious.
A e-mag. WOW!
Yes very detailed and long indeed.
Battle break downs are to long and gay. To many wack as fuck cats. waste of tiem breaking there punch down. Just have an interview, who one, top 10 rankings or some shit. Its boring.
Yeah top punches aswell or yeah top 10 rankings is fine too.
That sounds good right there.
I really think, they're shouldnt be a battle breakdown, more less a simple formal way.
Intro
Top 10 Punches
Top 10 Worst Punches
Interview (optional)
And maybe random awards - Best battle of the week, Worst BOTW etc.
I think if Ima make the mag, im doing it like that. F all the bs and breakin down shit, people can see it.
yeah people vote on the battles. they dont need someone telling you what they've already read. Besides takes to long
lmao at punch breakdowns
its only 1 punch
and whoever wrote this breaksdown like an idiot anyway.
there should be power ranks, top 10 punches.
fuck worst 10 punches who the fuck would wanna read that shit. maybe worst punch of week so that nigga gets hated on
thats stylin nigga
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