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    Human Resources Conversion Chart

    1 Jew = 1.5 Asian = 2 Europeans = 4 African Americans = 0* Latinos (white collar)
    1 African American = -1* Latinos = 2 Europeans = 5 Asians = Undefined* Jews (blue collar)
    1 cokehead = 18 potheads
    1 man = 4 women (physical labour, task oriented)
    1 woman = 3 men + keg of beer (work requiring emotional bonding and bitching)
    1 ugly = 2 beautiful (workload)
    1 beautiful = 5 ugly (benefits and promotion)
    Equal Opportunity = does not compute






    *Inaccuracy due to insufficient legal data.

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    Re: Human Resources Conversion Chart

    1 cokehead = 18 potheads

    you wanna test that??

    18 potheads could crush 1 cokehead.
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    Re: Human Resources Conversion Chart

    Fuck no... Potheads struggle to get to work while the cokehead already finished all his work, went out to party all night, no sleep, pour beer on his head to wash his hair and he's back to work again... Potheads show up only then and take nap.

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    Re: Human Resources Conversion Chart

    1 woman = 3 men + keg of beer (work requiring emotional bonding and bitching)

    lmao

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    Re: Human Resources Conversion Chart

    Quote Originally Posted by Ha Style
    Fuck no... Potheads struggle to get to work while the cokehead already finished all his work, went out to party all night, no sleep, pour beer on his head to wash his hair and he's back to work again... Potheads show up only then and take nap.
    i always work well stoned.

    why are you people so stuck on facts... like something IS this way and IS that way...

    you have no imagination really.
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    Re: Human Resources Conversion Chart

    Quote Originally Posted by Twixn...
    i always work well stoned.

    why are you people so stuck on facts... like something IS this way and IS that way...

    you have no imagination really.
    The fuck do you mean YOU people???

    *eats your dog.

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    Re: Human Resources Conversion Chart

    Quote Originally Posted by Ha Style
    The fuck do you mean YOU people???

    *eats your dog.
    lmfao

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    Re: Human Resources Conversion Chart

    weak, holla.

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