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Thread: EvilJester VS Cashop

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    EvilJester VS Cashop

    Yo, House Rules, No biting/crew voting and all that shit
    20-30 lines
    Due in an hour, and im checking in now!
    Good Luck!!! (Your gonna need it )
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    [QUOTE=EvilJester]Yo, House Rules.
    20-30 lines

    HEY! HEY! HEY! DIS' B BIG HASH CHECKIN' IN!! lol, damn right I'm gonna need it.
    I know I'm gonna get smoked by this foo', cuz this is my second battle since a VERY! long time, lol. I'm gonna maybe add a lil humor, maybe.... pull a few punches, but ta' tell you the truth, the only votes I'll get will be out of pure mercy. Thanks Yall! Check, Check!!
    I am haunted by dreams...
    Wild streams of a Devil's storm gleams to me
    His blade upon the arising sun's dawn
    Is beautifully mystikal, as if I was in love
    With a doom which has struck my skull
    Yet, the shock of a grim war
    Has left me as a lost cause
    In the middle of all this blood and gore
    The life I used to live is at an end... too far
    I've gone so long without a pulse...
    -Namic

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    K, here's my verse, I can't wait any longer, sorry. I'm very impatient...

    His crew calls themselves the Flatliners, supposed 2 be big timers, but they ain't lyricists, just rhymers, I'm a first-timer, so don't test my skills cuz I've been sippin on too much Shiner, you ain't know?? These killer flows will make you bleed from your nose, lol. I got a show, In bout 30 minutes to go, till I have to leave and make yall go WHOAHH! take it slow, I rhyme so fast it'll make ya' think my rhymes blast, if I took half, of the rhymes in my book, it would get yall all shook, and make you cry for your momma, I don't need this drama, bout to loose to a flyweight thats still in school, O well, I'm a fool, anyway even though I try not to loose, this verse is for YOU! the guy that I'm battling, is streight not knowing whats happening, so I'm asking em' "do you need your stash G" he probably, does to make it through reading his death which is just too tormenting, for anybody, to read like the are all knowing, because you just can't understand... and that was my plan, to keep you all guessing bout' what I put on my rhyme stand... oh shit, I need a punch, lets see what I keep in my lunch, a bag of chips and a Pewneroni pizza, just for you, oh did you order this? I think you did and it came with, my first packed full of freestyle lines and hits...
    DAT' WAS MUH VERSE MAEN'! Streight outta' Big Hash, there ya go. lol. READ IT AND WEAPP!
    I am haunted by dreams...
    Wild streams of a Devil's storm gleams to me
    His blade upon the arising sun's dawn
    Is beautifully mystikal, as if I was in love
    With a doom which has struck my skull
    Yet, the shock of a grim war
    Has left me as a lost cause
    In the middle of all this blood and gore
    The life I used to live is at an end... too far
    I've gone so long without a pulse...
    -Namic

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    Welcome to the dog house, the pit of total demise
    Im like jack the ripper and I would like to advise
    You on how to slit a wrist, if you need a little help
    This is for my own pleasure, so don’t forget to scream and yelp
    Im like Ali, floating and stinging like a bee, hearing your plea
    Educating you in the third fucking degree, I can guarantee
    I can knock you too the floor without touching you, like a banshee
    While in a calm meditorial state, like a vision of ghandi
    And when the sun appears, your body lying dead and lifeless on the floor
    And when I hear a satanic bird, and a spine chilling caw
    I know that this day, your gonna burn in hell
    While I am protected by god, like a giant unbreakable shell
    Now listen, kid, I know you can hear me down there in the flame
    It’s a shame, your so lame, and I know only your mother is too blame
    Blame it on the parents, that’s what everyone says, I like to plays
    With fire setting you’re fucking dump of a home ablaze
    So now you heard this rhyme, and your buried under the soil
    You only standing out cause parents wrapped you in aluminum foil
    Your Facing my recoil, so sit back and get ready, get steady
    Because face the facts you stupid whore, your rhyme is fucking dead already
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    aw damn... I could have fit your name in there someplace, but that was just a quick lil' throwdown, I'm prepared to loose, so yeah... THERE YA GO! Eviljester! HE IS DA' WINNA!!!
    I am haunted by dreams...
    Wild streams of a Devil's storm gleams to me
    His blade upon the arising sun's dawn
    Is beautifully mystikal, as if I was in love
    With a doom which has struck my skull
    Yet, the shock of a grim war
    Has left me as a lost cause
    In the middle of all this blood and gore
    The life I used to live is at an end... too far
    I've gone so long without a pulse...
    -Namic

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    HOLY GUACAMOLE! NICE VERSE! ^_^
    iAGHT, I'M UPPIN' FO' VOTES! this has been my first battle, so cut me a lil slack, lol.
    I've got a nasty flow, as you all know, so lets end this scenario!!! he wins!
    I am haunted by dreams...
    Wild streams of a Devil's storm gleams to me
    His blade upon the arising sun's dawn
    Is beautifully mystikal, as if I was in love
    With a doom which has struck my skull
    Yet, the shock of a grim war
    Has left me as a lost cause
    In the middle of all this blood and gore
    The life I used to live is at an end... too far
    I've gone so long without a pulse...
    -Namic

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    Back. Again.

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    ^^ word

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    for fucks sake, stop flooding this topic!
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