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Thread: Championship Match: Com (8-2) Vs. Spitacular (9-2)

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    Championship Match: Com (8-2) Vs. Spitacular (9-2)

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    fuck it, 30 lines?

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    You're best in the league and if anyone could trade places with you, I would
    I'm the one you showed your kids pic, coz as you've just seen.. I can lie good

    Prick thinks he looks like Adam Sandler, and I hate to snigger but..
    ...this bitch came looking more like Little Nicky... wiggered up
    $pit thinks he's it but he's practice, If I'd seen that face I'd have slapped it
    Dude only wears his hat backwards, coz the back of his heads more attractive
    But now he's active in a pic tourney but trust this prick to go and spoilt it
    Coz who fucks that cocky that they'd take their pic shitting on the toilet?
    So go and admit I'm the best, you won't get an inch of respect
    But yo $pit look on the brightside.... you've got an inch of a neck
    So use ya pay cheque and get suited and take a wash while you're looking
    I'ma have to take this bitch to cleaners just to battle without puking
    And your eyes tend to be close, and you need to go spending on clothes
    So try to focus on the prize bitch and not just the end of your nose
    And I know the toilet that pics from, but your secrets safe or your bitch'll know
    But $pit next time, atleast stand infront of the hole where ya dick'll go
    Come and watch this fucking bitch flip and get pissed when they quote me
    Bitch's certain he's gonna finish me... but he couldn't finish his own goatee
    And according to you its a mismatch, but after this shit you'll turn bitch fast
    You even took a pic of yourself.. puckering up ready to kiss ass
    But foreal son you're blessed and when this kid texts it's evil
    This guy dropped 30 lines last week, in a fucking bitchfest with feeble
    He'll need E.R. when we're brawlin' then drop out the league when I scorn him
    And his nostrils are so flared people in the seventies would of worn them
    So I'll burst your ballon, I'm being disrespected by a goon..
    ..who posted shit which looked more like a pic of his reflection, in a spoon
    I'm glad this ain't face to face, and althought it leave supplies narrow
    I'd rather that than being close to guys wearing eye shadow
    And like Key famously said, your girls from a stable, but you need her..
    So you put a bag over her head, not to fuck her.. to feed her

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    Bye bitch.


    I'm takin the title I earned.. you had fun.. now it's my turn.
    this battle's gonna get hairy. cuz I'ma punch ya ribs til ya sideburns
    get chalked quick.. won't even talk shit. you're just a con bluffing
    hoe you never mouth-off.. cuz I always see your mouth ON something
    all bitchy over a deadline. what's worse, I never knew you were like that
    Hens fed off you? be real... he ate your verse like a light snack
    now you lost ya net respect.. cuz you prefer to be a bitch
    n' we know it really tears you up - if you refer to me as 'it'
    what's COM about? idk.. I'm still tryin to find out
    only cat I ever seen win the title.. start cryin n' sign out
    better hope you never see me. you know what event's it'll bring
    you'll have gold in ya grill... I'll have a hundred dents in my rings
    call yourself a legend in the making.. a true artist.. prophetic
    next month must be your time... cuz July so much it's pathetic
    hand by ya throat... I'm the dopest.. hoe that's why I gloat
    it takes alot of balls to stand up to me. so I understand why you don't
    I'm clever man ya dead.. it's true you can't handle me
    n' you never plan ahead.. you just give it to dudes randomly

    http://i61.photobucket.com/albums/h5...r1/uglycom.jpg

    when I look at you.. I don't see a beast.. more like a geek freak
    watch how easy my punches fold ya face. I mean damn it's already pre-creased
    I'm dope.. my fist's the proof. you're not.. so you get the boot
    sportin a brass chain.. n' topped it off with a pair of ya sister's hoops
    your style's definitely original... what can I say you're insane
    not to mention your nostrils gotta flair that would put a flamer to shame
    ya jaw line's damn near invisible. n' ya skin looks too fair to me
    but I guess this is what a text God looks like. after months of chemotherapy
    I'm the man I get respect.. bitch I'm doin damage to ya rep
    I'd fuckin cave ya chest in.. but there's already a canyon in your neck
    ya lack of social skills is apparent. you need some help you're a loner
    knew I'd punish you like a parent.. so you pictured yourself in the corner

    you're on time out hoe

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    $pit thinks he's it but he's practice, If I'd seen that face I'd have slapped it
    Dude only wears his hat backwards, coz the back of his heads more attractive
    But now he's active in a pic tourney but trust this prick to go and spoilt it
    Coz who fucks that cocky that they'd take their pic shitting on the toilet?
    And your eyes tend to be close, and you need to go spending on clothes
    So try to focus on the prize bitch and not just the end of your nose
    Come and watch this fucking bitch flip and get pissed when they quote me
    Bitch's certain he's gonna finish me... but he couldn't finish his own goatee
    But foreal son you're blessed and when this kid texts it's evil
    This guy dropped 30 lines last week, in a fucking bitchfest with feeble
    I'm glad this ain't face to face, and althought it leave supplies narrow
    I'd rather that than being close to guys wearing eye shadow

    vs.

    all bitchy over a deadline. what's worse, I never knew you were like that
    Hens fed off you? be real... he ate your verse like a light snack
    now you lost ya net respect.. cuz you prefer to be a bitch
    n' we know it really tears you up - if you refer to me as 'it'
    what's COM about? idk.. I'm still tryin to find out
    only cat I ever seen win the title.. start cryin n' sign out
    better hope you never see me. you know what event's it'll bring
    you'll have gold in ya grill... I'll have a hundred dents in my rings
    hand by ya throat... I'm the dopest.. hoe that's why I gloat
    it takes alot of balls to stand up to me. so I understand why you don't
    I'm clever man ya dead.. it's true you can't handle me
    n' you never plan ahead.. you just give it to dudes randomly
    I'm dope.. my fist's the proof. you're not.. so you get the boot
    sportin a brass chain.. n' topped it off with a pair of ya sister's hoops
    I'm the man I get respect.. bitch I'm doin damage to ya rep
    I'd fuckin cave ya chest in.. but there's already a canyon in your neck
    ya lack of social skills is apparent. you need some help you're a loner
    knew I'd punish you like a parent.. so you pictured yourself in the corner

    lol cool drops by both, but I got Spit takin this with more funny lines

    v/Spit

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    freepost but had to nice fucking battle guys

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    I hope there's no bitching about my comments, because I will give props where they're due, but I give actual good feedback as well. But while I break these down, remember that I look at the pics first, THEN read the verses...I try not to look back and forth, but will if I'm like "wtf" at a diss.

    You're best in the league and if anyone could trade places with you, I would
    I'm the one you showed your kids pic, coz as you've just seen.. I can lie good
    stretched, badly worded.. old concept... Bad line

    Prick thinks he looks like Adam Sandler, and I hate to snigger but..
    ...this bitch came looking more like Little Nicky... wiggered up
    thinking this line was 'dope' depends on me seeing the resemblance after you mention it [the resemblance between spit & nicky]. so your line depends on 1. people remembering the character little nicky from the movie and 2. seeing a resemblance between her & spit.... I don't think you should have posted this line because depending on the voters to both remember the movie & see that resemblance is just wishful thinking, get what I'm saying? Personally I just don't remember the movie that well, sorry.


    $pit thinks he's it but he's practice, If I'd seen that face I'd have slapped it
    Dude only wears his hat backwards, coz the back of his heads more attractive
    typical pic diss line, not that creative but not that bad regardless... average

    But now he's active in a pic tourney but trust this prick to go and spoilt it
    Coz who fucks that cocky that they'd take their pic shitting on the toilet?
    slightly above average diss... spit being cocky doesnt really strike me as that great of a diss, its just known fact.... dudes way to fucking cocky for his own good...


    So go and admit I'm the best, you won't get an inch of respect
    But yo $pit look on the brightside.... you've got an inch of a neck
    Meh. too much of an exaggeration, common problem i find with pic battling, people exaggerate everything, and its just not as funny if you have to exaggerate something THEN make a diss out of it. I mean...i wouldn't mind the exaggeration if spit's neck looked tiny, but it looks average to me.

    So use ya pay cheque and get suited and take a wash while you're looking
    I'ma have to take this bitch to cleaners just to battle without puking
    half a chuckle, but looking and puking dont rhyme to me.. avg

    And your eyes tend to be close, and you need to go spending on clothes
    So try to focus on the prize bitch and not just the end of your nose
    seen similar, more than once.. avg

    And I know the toilet that pics from, but your secrets safe or your bitch'll know
    But $pit next time, atleast stand infront of the hole where ya dick'll go
    haha, nice

    Come and watch this fucking bitch flip and get pissed when they quote me
    Bitch's certain he's gonna finish me... but he couldn't finish his own goatee
    alright

    And according to you its a mismatch, but after this shit you'll turn bitch fast
    You even took a pic of yourself.. puckering up ready to kiss ass
    rofl
    But foreal son you're blessed and when this kid texts it's evil
    This guy dropped 30 lines last week, in a fucking bitchfest with feeble
    true, but just avg

    He'll need E.R. when we're brawlin' then drop out the league when I scorn him
    And his nostrils are so flared people in the seventies would of worn them
    Alright

    So I'll burst your ballon, I'm being disrespected by a goon..
    ..who posted shit which looked more like a pic of his reflection, in a spoon
    ehh? I dont get it, sorry

    I'm glad this ain't face to face, and althought it leave supplies narrow
    I'd rather that than being close to guys wearing eye shadow
    haha

    And like Key famously said, your girls from a stable, but you need her..
    So you put a bag over her head, not to fuck her.. to feed her
    Meh


    I'm takin the title I earned.. you had fun.. now it's my turn.
    this battle's gonna get hairy. cuz I'ma punch ya ribs til ya sideburns
    the whole "get hairy" thing came off real corny. but still, avg...not above avg or good because saying you'll make his "sideburn" isn't a good diss... so pulling off the wordplay as well as you did doesn't make it good, it just makes it effective to its utmost extent... unfortunately, I don't really think punching someones ribs till their sideburns is that effective of a diss. Get what I'm trying to say or no? If not I can explain better, hopefully

    get chalked quick.. won't even talk shit. you're just a con bluffing
    hoe you never mouth-off.. cuz I always see your mouth ON something
    the rhyme was weak, but above average

    all bitchy over a deadline. what's worse, I never knew you were like that
    Hens fed off you? be real... he ate your verse like a light snack
    avg

    now you lost ya net respect.. cuz you prefer to be a bitch
    n' we know it really tears you up - if you refer to me as 'it'
    on one hand, I like the creativity here...on another, this was forced... people are never referred to as "it" ... meaning your reference to yourself as "it" is forced. But...above avg

    what's COM about? idk.. I'm still tryin to find out
    only cat I ever seen win the title.. start cryin n' sign out
    ok

    better hope you never see me. you know what event's it'll bring
    you'll have gold in ya grill... I'll have a hundred dents in my rings
    ok, creative, but you need to stop with the violent disses, it hurts your verse, lol. this could've been a diss rather than two lines almost wasted on saying you're going to punch com.

    call yourself a legend in the making.. a true artist.. prophetic
    next month must be your time... cuz July so much it's pathetic
    seen it, meh

    hand by ya throat... I'm the dopest.. hoe that's why I gloat
    it takes alot of balls to stand up to me. so I understand why you don't
    *chuckle* Above avg...

    I'm clever man ya dead.. it's true you can't handle me
    n' you never plan ahead.. you just give it to dudes randomly
    played, and not flipped very well
    when I look at you.. I don't see a beast.. more like a geek freak
    watch how easy my punches fold ya face. I mean damn it's already pre-creased
    i guess its precreased? ok

    I'm dope.. my fist's the proof. you're not.. so you get the boot
    sportin a brass chain.. n' topped it off with a pair of ya sister's hoops
    best line of this battle by far... Nice

    your style's definitely original... what can I say you're insane
    not to mention your nostrils gotta flair that would put a flamer to shame
    Looks too similar to com's line...you know which one I mean... lol.... avg

    ya jaw line's damn near invisible. n' ya skin looks too fair to me
    but I guess this is what a text God looks like. after months of chemotherapy
    had some unnecessary words in there which made it longer than it should've been, but didn't really hurt the line.... almost good

    I'm the man I get respect.. bitch I'm doin damage to ya rep
    I'd fuckin cave ya chest in.. but there's already a canyon in your neck
    no

    ya lack of social skills is apparent. you need some help you're a loner
    knew I'd punish you like a parent.. so you pictured yourself in the corner
    alright, not that creative


    Strengths of this battle compared to normal battles from you guys - a few disses to the pics, obviously, that wouldn't have been possible without the pics up there

    weaknesses of this battle compared to normal battles from you guys - the pics caused you to focus way too much on using the pic in almost every single line of this battle. This meant that the normal creativity spit and com would've or might have had just wasn't here. Instead of spiking your creativity guys, the pic seemed to weaken it, and limit you guys to specific topics. Maybe thats just coincidence, but from what I noticed, most of the pic disses in here were alright, some Good.... spit even had one I liked a lot, (the hoop one), overall... Avg.

    General comments: Don't mean to spark any aggression but I feel I have to say this... I feel we've entered a time of "tell me I'm dope or I'll get pissed off" ... so I hope theres none of that here. I just said what I felt about the lines, and yes, I was what u may find 'harsh' although truthful about some lines... But generally, I don't mind you guys doing the pic battle thing but include some normal concepts here & there, i think that would help.... and try not to exaggerate their features in your lines, a lot of pic battlers exaggerate too much ... whats the point of exaggerating, it just means you're no longer dissing the person.... you may be dissing someone with a larger forehead...or with a smaller nose....but the diss no longer applies to them if you exaggerate too much.

    based on the sister's hoops line barely giving spit the win, I'll go with spit. the rest of the battle from both had its ups & downs, but it was too close to call... I feel the sisters hoops concept pushed spit a little above, if that. I felt com was a tad bit more consistant, but consistancy was a tough call for me, being too close to call, so I went with

    vote - spit

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    But now he's active in a pic tourney but trust this prick to go and spoilt it
    Coz who fucks that cocky that they'd take their pic shitting on the toilet?
    Lol, just made me laugh.
    And your eyes tend to be close, and you need to go spending on clothes
    So try to focus on the prize bitch and not just the end of your nose
    lmao.. so obvious but funny as hell.
    Come and watch this fucking bitch flip and get pissed when they quote me
    Bitch's certain he's gonna finish me... but he couldn't finish his own goatee
    Ok, coulda been funnier.
    But foreal son you're blessed and when this kid texts it's evil
    This guy dropped 30 lines last week, in a fucking bitchfest with feeble
    True, and needed pointing out.

    Spit:
    all bitchy over a deadline. what's worse, I never knew you were like that
    Hens fed off you? be real... he ate your verse like a light snack
    Lol, nice..
    now you lost ya net respect.. cuz you prefer to be a bitch
    n' we know it really tears you up - if you refer to me as 'it'
    Bit iffy, but had the affect.
    better hope you never see me. you know what event's it'll bring
    you'll have gold in ya grill... I'll have a hundred dents in my rings
    Lol, violent.
    I'm clever man ya dead.. it's true you can't handle me
    n' you never plan ahead.. you just give it to dudes randomly
    Haha, didn't expect that.
    I'm dope.. my fist's the proof. you're not.. so you get the boot
    sportin a brass chain.. n' topped it off with a pair of ya sister's hoops
    lmao.. I don't like sleepers.

    Overall:
    Not a bad battle at all. Com had me rolling at the start, and Spit did too.. I don't think anybody did anything all that wrong. Heard a lot of the disses on thses pics before so it was hard for me to get into the battle. But it was decent.. I prefer when you don't stop as much during your verse, Spit. Too many dots. But you won this IMO. G'battle geezers.

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    3-0. thanks for voting, and the positive feedback people

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    100% honest vote here, take this as if i no none of you,

    long battle so im only highlighting the REAL dope punches to me


    com,

    pit thinks he's it but he's practice, If I'd seen that face I'd have slapped it
    Dude only wears his hat backwards, coz the back of his heads more attractive

    LMFAO

    And your eyes tend to be close, and you need to go spending on clothes
    So try to focus on the prize bitch and not just the end of your nose

    nice

    But foreal son you're blessed and when this kid texts it's evil
    This guy dropped 30 lines last week, in a fucking bitchfest with feeble


    coo

    He'll need E.R. when we're brawlin' then drop out the league when I scorn him
    And his nostrils are so flared people in the seventies would of worn them

    ill concept


    And like Key famously said, your girls from a stable, but you need her..
    So you put a bag over her head, not to fuck her.. to feed her


    funny

    5 real nice punches here


    $pit

    I'm takin the title I earned.. you had fun.. now it's my turn.
    this battle's gonna get hairy. cuz I'ma punch ya ribs til ya sideburns

    clever cunt

    better hope you never see me. you know what event's it'll bring
    you'll have gold in ya grill... I'll have a hundred dents in my rings

    again real clever shit

    hand by ya throat... I'm the dopest.. hoe that's why I gloat
    it takes alot of balls to stand up to me. so I understand why you don't

    b00m

    I'm clever man ya dead.. it's true you can't handle me
    n' you never plan ahead.. you just give it to dudes randomly

    LMFAO real laughter then

    I'm the man I get respect.. bitch I'm doin damage to ya rep
    I'd fuckin cave ya chest in.. but there's already a canyon in your neck

    coo

    5 again, damn this is close


    so for me it comes down to who made me laugh the hardest its this

    pit thinks he's it but he's practice, If I'd seen that face I'd have slapped it
    Dude only wears his hat backwards, coz the back of his heads more attractive

    Vs

    I'm clever man ya dead.. it's true you can't handle me
    n' you never plan ahead.. you just give it to dudes randomly

    and im gonna have to go with $pit, just actually made me laugh out loud funn funny shit, and nice and witty, this was alot closer than everyones said REAL close, honest vote tho $pit by a millameter.

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    And your eyes tend to be close, and you need to go spending on clothes
    So try to focus on the prize bitch and not just the end of your nose
    ^lol, funny.
    pit thinks he's it but he's practice, If I'd seen that face I'd have slapped it
    Dude only wears his hat backwards, coz the back of his heads more attractive
    oo ..creative.
    But foreal son you're blessed and when this kid texts it's evil
    This guy dropped 30 lines last week, in a fucking bitchfest with feeble
    He'll need E.R. when we're brawlin' then drop out the league when I scorn him
    And his nostrils are so flared people in the seventies would of worn them
    And like Key famously said, your girls from a stable, but you need her..
    So you put a bag over her head, not to fuck her.. to feed her
    ^nice lines.

    COM - overall, great verse. you had little flaws, SOME lines that weren't really workin' for me imo. but really nice nontheless. you had a lot to say ..let's see if $pit'll capitalize on it ..

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    I'm takin the title I earned.. you had fun.. now it's my turn.
    this battle's gonna get hairy. cuz I'ma punch ya ribs til ya sideburns
    ^lmao ..
    better hope you never see me. you know what event's it'll bring
    you'll have gold in ya grill... I'll have a hundred dents in my rings
    hand by ya throat... I'm the dopest.. hoe that's why I gloat
    it takes alot of balls to stand up to me. so I understand why you don't
    I'm clever man ya dead.. it's true you can't handle me
    n' you never plan ahead.. you just give it to dudes randomly
    omg ..
    I'm the man I get respect.. bitch I'm doin damage to ya rep
    I'd fuckin cave ya chest in.. but there's already a canyon in your neck

    $pit - goddamn ..i can only WISH to be as creative as this. i mean, you got concepts and shit poppin' out your asshole. < "Shits" crazy ..anyways, all these lines here were nice. your whole verse was pretty much nice, but these were those few that i liked.

    REALLY good battle for you guys. you lightened up the week. i enjoyed reading both verses, i had some laughs every once in a while and also some "OhhhHH! SHiT!!" comments as well. overall, both of you did 352235% better than i could do - no homo.

    Again, nice battle ..but, this all goes right to $pit ..those lines were harsh. loved it.

    v. $pitacular

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    good battle COM

    another knockout huh?

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    great battle here really worth the read fellas.... both were dope spit some funnsy shit and had some nice pic disses.... com had a real nice flip on spits nostrils lol... that was dope... spit had that sister hoops line had me rolliin..

    close shit but Im'a hafta go wit spit for bein a little more consistent, good shit.

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    You're best in the league and if anyone could trade places with you, I would
    I'm the one you showed your kids pic, coz as you've just seen.. I can lie good
    ROFL i likem this punch man its funny with a personal
    Prick thinks he looks like Adam Sandler, and I hate to snigger but..
    ...this bitch came looking more like Little Nicky... wiggered up
    ROFL Altough i cant see the pick i can imagine it which is always good
    $pit thinks he's it but he's practice, If I'd seen that face I'd have slapped it
    Dude only wears his hat backwards, coz the back of his heads more attractive
    Haha Nice personal man
    But now he's active in a pic tourney but trust this prick to go and spoilt it
    Coz who fucks that cocky that they'd take their pic shitting on the toilet?
    Meh i really dint like this its more of a rhetorical question
    So go and admit I'm the best, you won't get an inch of respect
    But yo $pit look on the brightside.... you've got an inch of a neck
    lol this was a good punch i was liking it
    So use ya pay cheque and get suited and take a wash while you're looking
    I'ma have to take this bitch to cleaners just to battle without puking
    Hahaha I like thi its witty
    And your eyes tend to be close, and you need to go spending on clothes
    So try to focus on the prize bitch and not just the end of your nose
    ROFL This was dope good shit com
    And I know the toilet that pics from, but your secrets safe or your bitch'll know
    But $pit next time, atleast stand infront of the hole where ya dick'll go
    Dont Understand this =\
    Come and watch this fucking bitch flip and get pissed when they quote me
    Bitch's certain he's gonna finish me... but he couldn't finish his own goatee
    This was a dope/Funny punch
    And according to you its a mismatch, but after this shit you'll turn bitch fast
    You even took a pic of yourself.. puckering up ready to kiss ass
    rofl Nice
    But foreal son you're blessed and when this kid texts it's evil
    This guy dropped 30 lines last week, in a fucking bitchfest with feeble
    Hahahahaha I saw that Nie personal
    He'll need E.R. when we're brawlin' then drop out the league when I scorn him
    And his nostrils are so flared people in the seventies would of worn them
    Im not feeling this one.
    So I'll burst your ballon, I'm being disrespected by a goon..
    ..who posted shit which looked more like a pic of his reflection, in a spoon
    Ok this was a statement
    I'm glad this ain't face to face, and althought it leave supplies narrow
    I'd rather that than being close to guys wearing eye shadow
    No
    And like Key famously said, your girls from a stable, but you need her..
    So you put a bag over her head, not to fuck her.. to feed her
    rofl Nice


    $pit

    I'm takin the title I earned.. you had fun.. now it's my turn.
    this battle's gonna get hairy. cuz I'ma punch ya ribs til ya sideburns
    Hahaha Nice Opener
    get chalked quick.. won't even talk shit. you're just a con bluffing
    hoe you never mouth-off.. cuz I always see your mouth ON something
    OMFGROFL Nice Fucking punch
    all bitchy over a deadline. what's worse, I never knew you were like that
    Hens fed off you? be real... he ate your verse like a light snack
    Ok But this concept is really played
    now you lost ya net respect.. cuz you prefer to be a bitch
    n' we know it really tears you up - if you refer to me as 'it'
    WOW this punch was real dope
    what's COM about? idk.. I'm still tryin to find out
    only cat I ever seen win the title.. start cryin n' sign out
    HAHAHAH Great Personal
    better hope you never see me. you know what event's it'll bring
    you'll have gold in ya grill... I'll have a hundred dents in my rings
    Once again real nice
    call yourself a legend in the making.. a true artist.. prophetic
    next month must be your time... cuz July so much it's pathetic
    Nah not feeling this one
    hand by ya throat... I'm the dopest.. hoe that's why I gloat
    it takes alot of balls to stand up to me. so I understand why you don't
    HAHAHAHHAHA Hilarious
    I'm clever man ya dead.. it's true you can't handle me
    n' you never plan ahead.. you just give it to dudes randomly
    OMFG hahaha Great Wordplay
    when I look at you.. I don't see a beast.. more like a geek freak
    watch how easy my punches fold ya face. I mean damn it's already pre-creased
    Nice Real Nice
    I'm dope.. my fist's the proof. you're not.. so you get the boot
    sportin a brass chain.. n' topped it off with a pair of ya sister's hoops
    Nah Not liking this very much
    your style's definitely original... what can I say you're insane
    not to mention your nostrils gotta flair that would put a flamer to shame
    Nice
    ya jaw line's damn near invisible. n' ya skin looks too fair to me
    but I guess this is what a text God looks like. after months of chemotherapy
    ROFL Funny ass punch
    I'm the man I get respect.. bitch I'm doin damage to ya rep
    I'd fuckin cave ya chest in.. but there's already a canyon in your neck
    Hahahaha
    ya lack of social skills is apparent. you need some help you're a loner
    knew I'd punish you like a parent.. so you pictured yourself in the corner
    Nice

    Quotables
    -Com

    You're best in the league and if anyone could trade places with you, I would
    I'm the one you showed your kids pic, coz as you've just seen.. I can lie good
    $pit thinks he's it but he's practice, If I'd seen that face I'd have slapped it
    Dude only wears his hat backwards, coz the back of his heads more attractive
    And your eyes tend to be close, and you need to go spending on clothes
    So try to focus on the prize bitch and not just the end of your nose
    And according to you its a mismatch, but after this shit you'll turn bitch fast
    You even took a pic of yourself.. puckering up ready to kiss ass
    But foreal son you're blessed and when this kid texts it's evil
    This guy dropped 30 lines last week, in a fucking bitchfest with feeble
    Come and watch this fucking bitch flip and get pissed when they quote me
    Bitch's certain he's gonna finish me... but he couldn't finish his own goatee

    Quotables
    -$pit


    I'm takin the title I earned.. you had fun.. now it's my turn.
    this battle's gonna get hairy. cuz I'ma punch ya ribs til ya sideburns
    get chalked quick.. won't even talk shit. you're just a con bluffing
    hoe you never mouth-off.. cuz I always see your mouth ON something
    now you lost ya net respect.. cuz you prefer to be a bitch
    n' we know it really tears you up - if you refer to me as 'it'
    what's COM about? idk.. I'm still tryin to find out
    only cat I ever seen win the title.. start cryin n' sign out
    better hope you never see me. you know what event's it'll bring
    you'll have gold in ya grill... I'll have a hundred dents in my rings
    hand by ya throat... I'm the dopest.. hoe that's why I gloat
    it takes alot of balls to stand up to me. so I understand why you don't
    hand by ya throat... I'm the dopest.. hoe that's why I gloat
    it takes alot of balls to stand up to me. so I understand why you don't
    I'm clever man ya dead.. it's true you can't handle me
    n' you never plan ahead.. you just give it to dudes randomly
    I'm the man I get respect.. bitch I'm doin damage to ya rep
    I'd fuckin cave ya chest in.. but there's already a canyon in your neck


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