I looked at leaflet in a shop window,
it was advertising sexual innuendo,
naked model painting, weekly art class,
I thought now this could be my big chance...
The next week I couldn't wait to get behind my easel,
and have a good old stare at a naked womans weasel,
but my dirty plans all went up in smoke,
the art teacher had employed a bloke,
he was wrinkly he was old,
his cock and bollocks were completely bald,
I don't know if he'd shaved 'em, or the hair had fallen out,
but I had rather hoped I might be ogling a hairy clout.
We got a new model for our art class,
it was a bird with a nice arse,
the teacher had some trouble trying to find her,
I couldn't wait to see her vagina...
The art teacher drove us in his volvo,
to Hornchurch where I hoped to see a volva,
it was art it shouldn't have aroused us,
but I got a stiffy in my trousers,
drop your paper, drop your card,
she dropped her drawers and my knob went hard,
drop your brushes, drop your pens,
she dropped her drawers and I spunked again.
After class we all went for a drink,
all I could think about was her little pink,
The model was a lightweight, I bought her beer, after beer,
I took her to myplace and snook off her brazier...
Well I've had it off three or four times,
but i've woke up with a semi, the model by my side,
my knob is yelling, "I'm going in!"
But my brain is telling me I just can't win
I've started humping and I have to try,
to ejaculate but my sacks run dry,
so I think of things that are rude and that,
will make my penis spit it's fat!
My cock in the cunt, my cock in the cunt!
my cocks in the cunt, but it wont go off,
i'm having a shunt, having a shunt,
i'm having a shunt with the models muff.
We've been shagging now for over half an hour,
surely soon, I'll get a seminal shower,
I've started now so I can't just stop,
I need my old boy to pop his top,
I'm tired, I'm knackered and my dicks red raw,
my ball bag aches and my stem is saw,
my humping now has become so fast,
if I slip out now my cock'll snap in half!
My cock in the cunt! my cock in the cunt!
My cocks in the cunt but it wont go off,
I'm having a shunt, I'm having a shunt
I'm having a shunt with the models muff!
Some of the crowd are on the pitch,
they think I've spunked all over this bitch,
but in reality, theres not, exactly lots,
it would be generous to say there were two drops!
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