A Season 5 Classic: $pitacular Vs. Mr.Key

[Mystery~Murdera]

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$pitacular

Vs.

Mr. Key

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[$pitacular]

20.

[Mr. Key]

Yep

[$pitacular]

nope. 30 n'...

I'm kinda upset..
this is s'posed to be the champ match, where you test me
I wanted to go Round for Round.. n' then MM puts this fuckin square against me




The Truth can't be denied.


hoe I'm the meanest in text. dopest they ever seen I'm the best
you're #2 in this bitch.. n' I'm just here to clean up the mess
n' beat on my chest.. they all know $pit's an animal when I'm fightin
but no one knows if you're really Chewy.. cuz you ain't never been worth bitin
ya mediocre. will you ever be dope? ..fuck it's hard to say
cuz dog if you're fly - you seem to be stuck in the larva stage
ain't no stoppin the spin.. every bomb gon be rockin ya chin
fucka Key gonna do? I just slapped a combo lock on the win
designin ya fall... I'ma put my foot right in ya balls
this must be where the sun don't shine. cuz son you ain't been shinin at all
dog you chose the wrong profession.. so with fury I'm bombin ya
you shoulda been a doctor - cuz you routinely key the cure for insomnia
s'the same ol shit.. me stompin the league's a brutal cycle
dog you're original, n' I'm nothing.. so please refer to ya user title
my consistancy's a fact.. n' you're a chump dude
I can win back to back.. I just reach 'round my head n' punch you
I know your desire to win'll... leave you twisted hella bent
obviously you got it in your heart - but the location of my fist's irrelevant
get blown back.. I'ma stomp you kid you shoulda known that
cuz you're a fairly level-headed dude.. now that I smashed ya dome flat
try n' compare talent to mine? ..don't even start I'ma school'er
but honestly I can't measure ya skill.. it's below the first mark on the ruler
me I'm the clever one.. n' when will you be a veteran? ..never son
go head n' hold ya breath.. it'll make breathin better for everyone
fact is you ain't fit to hold the title.. n' that's the truth duke
ya so small time.. they'd have to size the belt down to a fruit loop
actin like you fulla dope material.. you're either a joke or frontin
bitch you're all tapped out.. as if I'd release my choke or somethin
I'm pressed for time.. gettin hitched tomorrow. gotta do this quick
but like we're gettin married.. I vow to always serve you bitch


someone stick a fork in this nigga he's done

pz I'm out to Vegas! wish me luck

[Mr. Key]

This guys on Feebles dick, don’t even blink with denile
Cuz if I Torah hole in him, he’d actually start thinking he’s Kyle
.
.
.
.
Ur a joke, and like ur life ur up to nothing again
Ill come dope, ur just the little shit who ushers me in
Im rougher than him,n when im done ull be sawed n pounded
Text must be the sun, the way ur whole life revolves around it
Ur often childish, grow up, ur like a rook, unworthy
You act like a Constantine, even though ur ass is pushin 30
Lookin dirty in pics, fuckin scrub, ull get beat n sob
How aren’t u a loser? It took u 28 years to find a decent job
Recent props got u hyped, u got a life, ur ballin son
Im glad ur relationships stable, since ur wife belongs in one
Stop stallin dun pt_got u mad cuz he knos that u wack, goon
But don’t hate on Amend...cuz ur style needs to do that soon
In fact, dude is gay, tired of seein this fag bitch n boast
Cuz kid im far from a faggot…u live on whole different coast
U like different strokes, not the show s’why dun is gay
I come with a hunk of material, ur jus looking for 1 to date
Ur dumb and fake, Ill pummel ya face if u on the block
N ur sure to keep a stone face, DNA evidence will be on the rocks
U need to watch ur girl cuz ur wife’ll get smothered so bruttal
Ill make ur her such a slut, she’ll finally get ur mothers approval
This fuckers a loser, actually, ur GREAT ull beat key I am bettin
Cuz Your the best man, naw, that’s just what Lay’ll be at ur weddin
See im forgettin, ur elevatin stopped, I can tell ur bruisin
Faggot u’ve never evolved…u just adapted quite well to losing
Ugly fuck, ill beat u till docs have to reassemble ya noggin
Or u’ll end up roadkill..cuz your ugly ass does resemble a possum
Ur ugly as Rodman, ill use UR style to make ya demise excitin
Cuz Its just to bad…that that cliché best describes ur writing
Start reciting prayers for ur kid, itll be hard not to play em
Cuz he’ll be a chip off the old block
………*adds a +1 to the retard population*

Fucka.

[Awdo Grafh.]

n' beat on my chest.. they all know $pit's an animal when I'm fightin
but no one knows if you're really Chewy.. cuz you ain't never been worth bitin
ya mediocre. will you ever be dope? ..fuck it's hard to say
cuz dog if you're fly - you seem to be stuck in the larva stage
ain't no stoppin the spin.. every bomb gon be rockin ya chin
fucka Key gonna do? I just slapped a combo lock on the win
dog you chose the wrong profession.. so with fury I'm bombin ya
you shoulda been a doctor - cuz you routinely key the cure for insomnia
s'the same ol shit.. me stompin the league's a brutal cycle
dog you're original, n' I'm nothing.. so please refer to ya user title
my consistancy's a fact.. n' you're a chump dude
I can win back to back.. I just reach 'round my head n' punch you
I know your desire to win'll... leave you twisted hella bent
obviously you got it in your heart - but the location of my fist's irrelevant

vs.

Im rougher than him,n when im done ull be sawed n pounded
Text must be the sun, the way ur whole life revolves around it
Ur often childish, grow up, ur like a rook, unworthy
You act like a Constantine, even though ur ass is pushin 30
Lookin dirty in pics, fuckin scrub, ull get beat n sob
How aren’t u a loser? It took u 28 years to find a decent job
Recent props got u hyped, u got a life, ur ballin son
Im glad ur relationships stable, since ur wife belongs in one
Stop stallin dun pt_got u mad cuz he knos that u wack, goon
But don’t hate on Amend...cuz ur style needs to do that soon
Ur dumb and fake, Ill pummel ya face if u on the block
N ur sure to keep a stone face, DNA evidence will be on the rocks


v/Spit, chewy had some ok lines besides his quotables but even spits non quotables were close to being some, and chewy had a couple really lame lines, good battle though.

[Jay Walker]

n' beat on my chest.. they all know $pit's an animal when I'm fightin
but no one knows if you're really Chewy.. cuz you ain't never been worth bitin
ya mediocre. will you ever be dope? ..fuck it's hard to say
cuz dog if you're fly - you seem to be stuck in the larva stage
s'the same ol shit.. me stompin the league's a brutal cycle
dog you're original, n' I'm nothing.. so please refer to ya user title
my consistancy's a fact.. n' you're a chump dude
I can win back to back.. I just reach 'round my head n' punch you
try n' compare talent to mine? ..don't even start I'ma school'er
but honestly I can't measure ya skill.. it's below the first mark on the ruler
actin like you fulla dope material.. you're either a joke or frontin
bitch you're all tapped out.. as if I'd release my choke or somethin

vs.


Ur a joke, and like ur life ur up to nothing again
Ill come dope, ur just the little shit who ushers me in
Lookin dirty in pics, fuckin scrub, ull get beat n sob
How aren’t u a loser? It took u 28 years to find a decent job
Recent props got u hyped, u got a life, ur ballin son
Im glad ur relationships stable, since ur wife belongs in one
Stop stallin dun pt_got u mad cuz he knos that u wack, goon
But don’t hate on Amend...cuz ur style needs to do that soon
In fact, dude is gay, tired of seein this fag bitch n boast
Cuz kid im far from a faggot…u live on whole different coast
U like different strokes, not the show s’why dun is gay
I come with a hunk of material, ur jus looking for 1 to date
This fuckers a loser, actually, ur GREAT ull beat key I am bettin
Cuz Your the best man, naw, that’s just what Lay’ll be at ur weddin

damn this is close. key ya personals were on point, but the end of ya shit really fell off.. maybe its cause you expected twenty, and spit was pretty consistent.. im gonna have to think on it.

its still kinda tough to say after reading it again, but my guts saying those hard personals take the win... so,


vote key.

[Cody Nash]

hoe I'm the meanest in text. dopest they ever seen I'm the best
you're #2 in this bitch.. n' I'm just here to clean up the mess
ok.
n' beat on my chest.. they all know $pit's an animal when I'm fightin
but no one knows if you're really Chewy.. cuz you ain't never been worth bitin
omg, w0ot. good nameplay
ya mediocre. will you ever be dope? ..fuck it's hard to say
cuz dog if you're fly - you seem to be stuck in the larva stage
good
ain't no stoppin the spin.. every bomb gon be rockin ya chin
fucka Key gonna do? I just slapped a combo lock on the win
lol, nameplay again.
designin ya fall... I'ma put my foot right in ya balls
this must be where the sun don't shine. cuz son you ain't been shinin at all
didn't like. but i guess its good.
dog you chose the wrong profession.. so with fury I'm bombin ya
you shoulda been a doctor - cuz you routinely key the cure for insomnia
lol, alright.
s'the same ol shit.. me stompin the league's a brutal cycle
dog you're original, n' I'm nothing.. so please refer to ya user title
lol, alright.
my consistancy's a fact.. n' you're a chump dude
I can win back to back.. I just reach 'round my head n' punch you
haha ..
I know your desire to win'll... leave you twisted hella bent
obviously you got it in your heart - but the location of my fist's irrelevant
alright
get blown back.. I'ma stomp you kid you shoulda known that
cuz you're a fairly level-headed dude.. now that I smashed ya dome flat
meh, see this a lot. your wording's much better than most tho
try n' compare talent to mine? ..don't even start I'ma school'er
but honestly I can't measure ya skill.. it's below the first mark on the ruler
rofls, good.
me I'm the clever one.. n' when will you be a veteran? ..never son
go head n' hold ya breath.. it'll make breathin better for everyone
hah ..funny
fact is you ain't fit to hold the title.. n' that's the truth duke
ya so small time.. they'd have to size the belt down to a fruit loop
lol, good. i used a fruitloops punch this week too ..
actin like you fulla dope material.. you're either a joke or frontin
bitch you're all tapped out.. as if I'd release my choke or somethin
meh, na.
I'm pressed for time.. gettin hitched tomorrow. gotta do this quick
but like we're gettin married.. I vow to always serve you bitch
hehe. that was dope

vs

This guys on Feebles dick, don’t even blink with denile
Cuz if I Torah hole in him, he’d actually start thinking he’s Kyle
lol, k
Ur a joke, and like ur life ur up to nothing again
Ill come dope, ur just the little shit who ushers me in
heh, good.
Im rougher than him,n when im done ull be sawed n pounded
Text must be the sun, the way ur whole life revolves around it
lol, dunno. kind of a compliment
Ur often childish, grow up, ur like a rook, unworthy
You act like a Constantine, even though ur ass is pushin 30
meh, didn't like.
Lookin dirty in pics, fuckin scrub, ull get beat n sob
How aren’t u a loser? It took u 28 years to find a decent job
basic. but ok.
Recent props got u hyped, u got a life, ur ballin son
Im glad ur relationships stable, since ur wife belongs in one
heh good.
Stop stallin dun pt_got u mad cuz he knos that u wack, goon
But don’t hate on Amend...cuz ur style needs to do that soon
nice.
In fact, dude is gay, tired of seein this fag bitch n boast
Cuz kid im far from a faggot…u live on whole different coast
lol, liked this.
U like different strokes, not the show s’why dun is gay
I come with a hunk of material, ur jus looking for 1 to date
good
Ur dumb and fake, Ill pummel ya face if u on the block
N ur sure to keep a stone face, DNA evidence will be on the rocks
ok.
U need to watch ur girl cuz ur wife’ll get smothered so bruttal
Ill make ur her such a slut, she’ll finally get ur mothers approval
na, mom jokes getting dumb.
This fuckers a loser, actually, ur GREAT ull beat key I am bettin
Cuz Your the best man, naw, that’s just what Lay’ll be at ur weddin
lol funny.
See im forgettin, ur elevatin stopped, I can tell ur bruisin
Faggot u’ve never evolved…u just adapted quite well to losing
na, disliked this. not too true either.
Ugly fuck, ill beat u till docs have to reassemble ya noggin
Or u’ll end up roadkill..cuz your ugly ass does resemble a possum
ok
Ur ugly as Rodman, ill use UR style to make ya demise excitin
Cuz Its just to bad…that that cliché best describes ur writing
ok
Start reciting prayers for ur kid, itll be hard not to play em
Cuz he’ll be a chip off the old block
………*adds a +1 to the retard population*
..na

this battle was good. spit and key both had some very good highlights in the battle but it was a real evenly matched one on quotables. spit was WAY more consistant with his punches tho and didn't really fall off at all. so i'll have to go with spit

V. $pit

[Vaskez]

hoe I'm the meanest in text. dopest they ever seen I'm the best
you're #2 in this bitch.. n' I'm just here to clean up the mess
n' beat on my chest.. they all know $pit's an animal when I'm fightin
but no one knows if you're really Chewy.. cuz you ain't never been worth bitin
^^rofl
ain't no stoppin the spin.. every bomb gon be rockin ya chin
fucka Key gonna do? I just slapped a combo lock on the win
designin ya fall... I'ma put my foot right in ya balls
this must be where the sun don't shine. cuz son you ain't been shinin at all
s'the same ol shit.. me stompin the league's a brutal cycle
dog you're original, n' I'm nothing.. so please refer to ya user title
^^lmao
my consistancy's a fact.. n' you're a chump dude
I can win back to back.. I just reach 'round my head n' punch you
^^lol, creative
I know your desire to win'll... leave you twisted hella bent
obviously you got it in your heart - but the location of my fist's irrelevant
try n' compare talent to mine? ..don't even start I'ma school'er
but honestly I can't measure ya skill.. it's below the first mark on the ruler
^^lmao, owned
fact is you ain't fit to hold the title.. n' that's the truth duke
ya so small time.. they'd have to size the belt down to a fruit loop
I'm pressed for time.. gettin hitched tomorrow. gotta do this quick
but like we're gettin married.. I vow to always serve you bitch

damn that was one of the most consistent drops I've seen from you Spit


vs.


Im rougher than him,n when im done ull be sawed n pounded
Text must be the sun, the way ur whole life revolves around it
^^hehe
Lookin dirty in pics, fuckin scrub, ull get beat n sob
How aren’t u a loser? It took u 28 years to find a decent job
^^lmao
Recent props got u hyped, u got a life, ur ballin son
Im glad ur relationships stable, since ur wife belongs in one
^^rofl
Stop stallin dun pt_got u mad cuz he knos that u wack, goon
But don’t hate on Amend...cuz ur style needs to do that soon
In fact, dude is gay, tired of seein this fag bitch n boast
Cuz kid im far from a faggot…u live on whole different coast
^^nice
U like different strokes, not the show s’why dun is gay
I come with a hunk of material, ur jus looking for 1 to date
U need to watch ur girl cuz ur wife’ll get smothered so bruttal
Ill make ur her such a slut, she’ll finally get ur mothers approval
^^hahaha
See im forgettin, ur elevatin stopped, I can tell ur bruisin
Faggot u’ve never evolved…u just adapted quite well to losing
^^dope
Ur ugly as Rodman, ill use UR style to make ya demise excitin
Cuz Its just to bad…that that cliché best describes ur writing
^^hah

Constantine wordplay was coo, but didn't see the relevance, setup wasn't there

damn I just did my initial reaction to this battle and it seems I got Spit by 1 quotable. Man, honestly I thought Key was gonna get stamped after reading Spit's verse, but he came back strong, and almost strong enough to win. Props to both, especially to Key actually for matching the 30 which he wasn't expecting and almost coming back after a verse like that from Spit, but yeah, just gotta

v/Spit

by a hair

[Mystery~Murdera]

Ok my first thought was that $pit came hard
and consistent but then I read the first half of
Key's first with the personals mixed with wit and
I was thinking "damn I've never seen Spit get
crushed like this." lol... then I read the second
half of Key's verse n was like wtf??? you get
bored or something. So honestly I dunno who
to give this, too. I'm going to have to a point
system breakdown.

[Mystery~Murdera]

breakdown: Spit

hoe I'm the meanest in text. dopest they ever seen I'm the best
you're #2 in this bitch.. n' I'm just here to clean up the mess
lol... this was creative... I don't think it hit really hard but it
was still an effective punch... 7.5/10
n' beat on my chest.. they all know $pit's an animal when I'm fightin
but no one knows if you're really Chewy.. cuz you ain't never been worth bitin
this was good... 8/10
ya mediocre. will you ever be dope? ..fuck it's hard to say
cuz dog if you're fly - you seem to be stuck in the larva stage
yeah... this gets a 10... this was dope 10/10
ain't no stoppin the spin.. every bomb gon be rockin ya chin
fucka Key gonna do? I just slapped a combo lock on the win
ehh... this was pretty played I've seen feeble use this
concept as a matter of fact he might've used it against me.
6/10
designin ya fall... I'ma put my foot right in ya balls
this must be where the sun don't shine. cuz son you ain't been shinin at all
lol 8
dog you chose the wrong profession.. so with fury I'm bombin ya
you shoulda been a doctor - cuz you routinely key the cure for insomnia
this doesn't make sense if he cured insomnia it would mean he
keeps people awake instead of putting them to sleep... 4/10
s'the same ol shit.. me stompin the league's a brutal cycle
dog you're original, n' I'm nothing.. so please refer to ya user title
this was another bomb in my opinon. - 10/10
my consistancy's a fact.. n' you're a chump dude
I can win back to back.. I just reach 'round my head n' punch you
creative, very good 9/10
I know your desire to win'll... leave you twisted hella bent
obviously you got it in your heart - but the location of my fist's irrelevant
this was nice, too 8/10
get blown back.. I'ma stomp you kid you shoulda known that
cuz you're a fairly level-headed dude.. now that I smashed ya dome flat
not feelin it... 6/10
try n' compare talent to mine? ..don't even start I'ma school'er
but honestly I can't measure ya skill.. it's below the first mark on the ruler
this was decent 8/10
me I'm the clever one.. n' when will you be a veteran? ..never son
go head n' hold ya breath.. it'll make breathin better for everyone
nice. 9/10
fact is you ain't fit to hold the title.. n' that's the truth duke
ya so small time.. they'd have to size the belt down to a fruit loop
.... come on mannnn.... reminds me of "yo momma so skinny
she use a fruit loop for a hoola-hoop" like 10 years ago 4/10
actin like you fulla dope material.. you're either a joke or frontin
bitch you're all tapped out.. as if I'd release my choke or somethin
this was good 9/10
I'm pressed for time.. gettin hitched tomorrow. gotta do this quick
but like we're gettin married.. I vow to always serve you bitch
nice nice flip on this concept 9/10

115.5/150

So i guess overall I'd say this was a good verse. Definately
one of the most fresh we've seen this season. I dunno if it
was your very best you seemed at a lack for personals but
made up with some nice wit. Then you had some fall off lines.
Overall I give the verse a 9/10 though if judging it on all aspects.

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breakdown: Key


This guys on Feebles dick, don’t even blink with denile
Cuz if I Torah hole in him, he’d actually start thinking he’s Kyle
lol... ya know the feeble jew thing is getting played but
mixed with the personal it was a pretty nice flip. 9/10
Ur a joke, and like ur life ur up to nothing again
Ill come dope, ur just the little shit who ushers me in
ehhh... yeah i get it but maybe if u had made a church
reference or played off usher it coulda been better. 6/10
Im rougher than him,n when im done ull be sawed n pounded
Text must be the sun, the way ur whole life revolves around it
this was decent 7/10
Ur often childish, grow up, ur like a rook, unworthy
You act like a Constantine, even though ur ass is pushin 30
fucking dope. hands down... 10/10, i think u might have to
explain the play on Constant teen to some though
Lookin dirty in pics, fuckin scrub, ull get beat n sob
How aren’t u a loser? It took u 28 years to find a decent job
nice personal 9/10
Recent props got u hyped, u got a life, ur ballin son
Im glad ur relationships stable, since ur wife belongs in one
this was another ground shaker to me 10/10
Stop stallin dun pt_got u mad cuz he knos that u wack, goon
But don’t hate on Amend...cuz ur style needs to do that soon
nice hit... 9/10
In fact, dude is gay, tired of seein this fag bitch n boast
Cuz kid im far from a faggot…u live on whole different coast
seen this too many times the "far from ish" 7/10
U like different strokes, not the show s’why dun is gay
I come with a hunk of material, ur jus looking for 1 to date
lol this was unique 8/10
Ur dumb and fake, Ill pummel ya face if u on the block
N ur sure to keep a stone face, DNA evidence will be on the rocks
lol 9/10
U need to watch ur girl cuz ur wife’ll get smothered so bruttal
Ill make ur her such a slut, she’ll finally get ur mothers approval
typo led me off at the beggining and punch was kinda weak
unless there is some personal i dont know. 6/10
This fuckers a loser, actually, ur GREAT ull beat key I am bettin
Cuz Your the best man, naw, that’s just what Lay’ll be at ur weddin
decent 7/10
See im forgettin, ur elevatin stopped, I can tell ur bruisin
Faggot u’ve never evolved…u just adapted quite well to losing
ehh... seen this concept done beautifully by others..
"you didnt evolve into whackness... it was more like a metamorphisis
6/10... if ur gonna flip u gotta come with it
Ugly fuck, ill beat u till docs have to reassemble ya noggin
Or u’ll end up roadkill..cuz your ugly ass does resemble a possum
funny 7/10
Ur ugly as Rodman, ill use UR style to make ya demise excitin
Cuz Its just too bad…that that cliché best describes ur writing
peeps wont get that guarantee it but it was okay, 6/10
Start reciting prayers for ur kid, itll be hard not to play em
Cuz he’ll be a chip off the old block
………*adds a +1 to the retard population*
that was bad...almost like u were getting spent during the
end... 4/10

Like I said before started off ice n ended up melting I dunno
man... this is gonna be close. Had you guys went 20 i think
this coulda been a legends match. Seriously.

120/150

v/Key

So when it came down to it I guess I have Key's hard hitters
over $pits consistency. Like I said man this was either way and
I honestly think had you guys used your 20 best lines from these
two verses it would've been a legendary match. The best we've
seen in a while. I still have this as the best match of the season
so far though and it's getting stickied somewhere just gotta figure
out where exactly. Now I'm going to double check the addition
with a calculator. Yeah $pits insomnia punch and fruit loop punches
hurt him. But very very nice battle you guys. It'll be interesting to
see who wins and how they do against the competitor next week.

v/ Key

[Vaskez]

nah MM, insomnia is when you can't sleep. If he cures insomnia it means he puts people to sleep. Also did you get my PM?

- word you're right. My bad $pit. I've seen the punch before.
but that does elevate it from a 4 to a 7. giving you 118.5

[Richard Parker]

Technically, spits verse had a lot of wit and such (as usual)... but too many 'ill kill you' lines and not enough personal material. Key had more personal material, also was witty although not quite as much. and key had some lines that i was just like 'ehh' at. and I know you guys are going to be annoyed at me for this but I need to point out that there were a few played/ flipped lines here:

hoe I'm the meanest in text. dopest they ever seen I'm the best
you're #2 in this bitch.. n' I'm just here to clean up the mess
Camarac had a different but similar line... a while back...his was
"stop with the name flips...
#1? get real evolve, that just means that you aint shit"
although they are different lines they carry the same concept, so seeing it again didn't have that much impact on me.

also, spit had the back to back thing, the combo lock on the key thing, both I didn't like due to seeing too many similar concepts. and dont get me wrong fellas, spit did not bite or flip the concepts... but just the same, i've seen them so they aren't as good anymore.

anyway, on to key's verse...

This guys on Feebles dick, don’t even blink with denile
Cuz if I Torah hole in him, he’d actually start thinking he’s Kyle
the torah thing was played, and the 'best man' thing was played. so you and spit basically had the same amount of played lines. his were done a little better, but nonetheless, it bothers me to see so many.

this battle is really hard to vote on... one of the few battles lately where im sitting here typing, still not knowing who im going to be voting for. on one hand, you have spit with a few played lines, yes...but a lot of good, original material (larva line) (chewy line) but then half his verse is punches about choking key to death and shit. on the other hand, you have key who has some good lines like the far from a faggot, and the revolves around the sun line... but then he has a lot of mediocre lines in there as well. but ima vote for key. I think that key's wit was less than spits, but when you look at the "sting" of the punches, key's was a bit harder. and had spit thrown out some of those violent lines he'd be on top. thats how close i call this one

vote - key

[SirusX]

n' beat on my chest.. they all know $pit's an animal when I'm fightin
but no one knows if you're really Chewy.. cuz you ain't never been worth bitin
ya mediocre. will you ever be dope? ..fuck it's hard to say
cuz dog if you're fly - you seem to be stuck in the larva stage
designin ya fall... I'ma put my foot right in ya balls
this must be where the sun don't shine. cuz son you ain't been shinin at all
dog you chose the wrong profession.. so with fury I'm bombin ya
you shoulda been a doctor - cuz you routinely key the cure for insomnia
s'the same ol shit.. me stompin the league's a brutal cycle
dog you're original, n' I'm nothing.. so please refer to ya user title
my consistancy's a fact.. n' you're a chump dude
I can win back to back.. I just reach 'round my head n' punch you
get blown back.. I'ma stomp you kid you shoulda known that
cuz you're a fairly level-headed dude.. now that I smashed ya dome flat
me I'm the clever one.. n' when will you be a veteran? ..never son
go head n' hold ya breath.. it'll make breathin better for everyone
fact is you ain't fit to hold the title.. n' that's the truth duke
ya so small time.. they'd have to size the belt down to a fruit loop

v

This guys on Feebles dick, don’t even blink with denile
Cuz if I Torah hole in him, he’d actually start thinking he’s Kyle
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Ur a joke, and like ur life ur up to nothing again
Ill come dope, ur just the little shit who ushers me in
Ur often childish, grow up, ur like a rook, unworthy
You act like a Constantine, even though ur ass is pushin 30
Lookin dirty in pics, fuckin scrub, ull get beat n sob
How aren’t u a loser? It took u 28 years to find a decent job
Recent props got u hyped, u got a life, ur ballin son
Im glad ur relationships stable, since ur wife belongs in one
U need to watch ur girl cuz ur wife’ll get smothered so bruttal
Ill make ur her such a slut, she’ll finally get ur mothers approval



$ wins.

[Aargh Kelly]

hoe I'm the meanest in text. dopest they ever seen I'm the best
you're #2 in this bitch.. n' I'm just here to clean up the mess
n' beat on my chest.. they all know $pit's an animal when I'm fightin
but no one knows if you're really Chewy.. cuz you ain't never been worth bitin
ya mediocre. will you ever be dope? ..fuck it's hard to say
cuz dog if you're fly - you seem to be stuck in the larva stage
s'the same ol shit.. me stompin the league's a brutal cycle
dog you're original, n' I'm nothing.. so please refer to ya user title
my consistancy's a fact.. n' you're a chump dude
I can win back to back.. I just reach 'round my head n' punch you
try n' compare talent to mine? ..don't even start I'ma school'er
but honestly I can't measure ya skill.. it's below the first mark on the ruler
actin like you fulla dope material.. you're either a joke or frontin
bitch you're all tapped out.. as if I'd release my choke or somethin


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Ur a joke, and like ur life ur up to nothing again
Ill come dope, ur just the little shit who ushers me in
Im rougher than him,n when im done ull be sawed n pounded
Text must be the sun, the way ur whole life revolves around it
Ur often childish, grow up, ur like a rook, unworthy
You act like a Constantine, even though ur ass is pushin 30
Lookin dirty in pics, fuckin scrub, ull get beat n sob
How aren’t u a loser? It took u 28 years to find a decent job
Recent props got u hyped, u got a life, ur ballin son
Im glad ur relationships stable, since ur wife belongs in one
Stop stallin dun pt_got u mad cuz he knos that u wack, goon
But don’t hate on Amend...cuz ur style needs to do that soon
In fact, dude is gay, tired of seein this fag bitch n boast
Cuz kid im far from a faggot…u live on whole different coast


V/Key

The reason being becasue he came harder. Spit came consististant with some nice shit, but had too many violent punches for my taste. Key on the other hand, had one or two corny lines IMO. but the ones worth quoting were hard solid personals.