For those of you who look at Black Logics post and think wow thats too much work here is the alternative solution.
1.) Dress however you normally dress unless it's abnormally retarded. Stick to the solids as he said and you should do fine. A white t-shirt and jeans can work just as well if not better than a polo shirt and dressy pants. Dress how you like but give it your own style/swagger. The last thing we need is another popped collar striped polo shirt wearing moron.
2.) Act non-chalant. The not give a fuck indifferent attitude works wonders. If a girl turns down your advances just seem unphased and convey the attitude "It's your loss, sweetheart."
Example: I met a broad in a bar and full of liquid courage I started dancing with her and all that crap. Just acting like I am having a good time and I'm not desperate to jackhammer the shit out of some womans vagina.
Eventually I just left to go get a drink and she came up to me. (Make them chase you!) She wanted to know how old I was and I said 18. She was like OMGOMGOMG you're so young I can't be with you.
"Okay.." I said ".. go hook up with that guy, he looks old."
Eww nonono she said.
"Well if you're looking for a guy and I'm too young you're wasting your time standing here... Anyways it's late and I'm gonna go."
Then she invited me back to her place.
For the record I was 18 and she was 30. Chea.
3.) Make the first move. Show some balls and go up to her. Ask for her name/number, to dance, whatever. Don't buy girls drinks however, it's just a waste of beer money in my eyes. And I like beer a lot.
4.) Stay with the eye contact. Dont stare at her like a rapist when you're talking but make sure she looks away first. It's creepy when people are staring at you the whole time during a conversation. Occasionally look away when she does but keep your eyes locked when talking.
5.) Smile. Unless you have fucked up teeth.
6.) Look at her body language. If she is all cramped up and not facing you. Not smiling. Not touching you on the arm or whatever then chances are she's not interested. Don't waste your time - some girls just don't want to be picked up.
Once you get the chick in your arms it's pretty much downhill from there. If a chick is desperately in love with you as she should be if you keep your mack attitude on she will never never never leave you even if Brad Pitt and his vibrating penis offer her a million dollars and multiple orgasms.
If all else fails get some GHB and slip it in her drink.
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Originally Posted by Dickis Smalls
