from a rap song. it has to be so funny that you actually remember it .
mine is from jay-z
'you a janitor, go find something to screw'.
c'mon yo this'll by fun.
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now that i removed suspicion, lmao at my thread about Cprogress and Strobe getting deleted. i wonder who did that.
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(new track daily)
from random-
Some call me pioneer cuz i rocked it first, then some call me sausage cuz i braut the waurst.
" that fat nigga thought lean back was in da club, my shit sold 11 mil, his shit was a dud"
im not laffing at the line. just 50's lyrical skillz to rhyme club and dud. LoL. dud. who the hell uses that word ?
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ChOsen To MuRda Yo aSS ! !
^^^Drop a VoTe . (fairly)
The grandmas I been with are left lyin all sticky.
I rocked more of the 80's...Then Lionel Richie.
Brand New Smash Hit
Sleigh Bells Freestyle
Coming Soon
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MondoThugs
^ winner
I rock out with my cock out
"Shaking to bake, shaking the jakes
Kill you, shoot your funeral up, and Harlem shake at your wake"
-Camron
"Shut up slut, chew up this mushroom."
-Eminem
"When I see ya car in traffic, ima jacket like Burlington."
-Cassidy
The whole songs for Girl, Girls, Girls, and its remix.
"I got niggas that'll tie you up on the colisieum roof
and open beer bottles off the boy's chipped tooth."
-Jay-z
Artificial Intelligence
"Me and the boy A.I got more in Common
than just ballin and rhymin, get it, More in Carmen
I came in ya bentley back seat
Skeeted in ya jeep
Left condoms on the baby seat."
"If faith have kids you'll prolly have 2 pacs, get it, 2, pacs."
-Biggie, this was hilarious, because as you should know, Pac got 5 times and lost a testicle, and people was calling him 1 pac, lol.
"Im not tryna give you love an affection
Im tryna give you 60 seconds of affection
Im tryna give you cab far and directions
Get ya independent ass outta here, Question?"
-Jay-z
Artificial Intelligence
ill dick you a dick head, not dil-do.
lmfao guess who.
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wtf @ chwey none of those were funny
I'd nominate a bunch of Demigodz lines, especially Celph Titled. Then people like J Zone or Redman...
Wewillfuckyouup.......er.
-me & my man Sav get the bitches quick
inconsiderate conglomerate, I got the sickest click
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2 bars on theifs theme freestyle by sway:
'i turn rappers into vegetables, its funny how your label dropped you the same time i dropped my testicles'
'i draw crowds like festivals, rappers couldn't see me coming if they was vaginas with spectacles'
proper funny shit
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"I Make Everyone In The Hood Fear, Cause I Stick To the Road Like Goodyear"
Vote on my Battles:
UK STAND UP
Broke the rubber, busted a nut up in your mother
so now how do you feel about havin another little brother - Eminem
I'll take it back before we knew each other names
run an ultra sound and snatch you out your mothers frame
i take it further back than that, back to lovers lane
to the night you was though of, and cock block your fathers game
now you ain't sayin shit as if your jaws were muzzled
so suck my dick, while i take a shit and do this crossword puzzle - Eminem
you ain't just wack, your what wack wants to be when it grows up - chino xl
from murder mook and jae millz battle
this dude the type to get his face smacked..
walkin away cryin yellin WATCH WHEN I COME BACK...
chino xl.
blah blah pearly gates
fuck 22's I put you in a wheel chair youll be on 38's
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