What's the Freakiest Thing You've Done at a Movie Theatre???

[topher]

Try to jerk off..............

[BootyLover]

okay now to long about I saw the movie hostel with my boy and my girlfriend at the time. Everybody was bugging out during certain scenes and shit but there was one chick behind me who kept laughing at the dumbest parts which werent even funny. So i had smoked lil green earlier and i decided to mock her and laugh real loud right after she finished. Well this dumb bitch nudges my seat with her foot and mumbles something about me to her home girl. Since my gf was scared of the chicks i decided to take measures into my own hands. I made fun of her again and she nodged my seat real hard so I slowly got up went to the seats behind her row and excused myself as i stepped over peoples legs i told the girl behind her he might want to move back a lil bit and i kicked the shit out of her chair about 3 or 4 times and said nodge my seat again.

well i got bannged from the movie theater for a year and the chick cried her ass out and everyone locked at me as the enemy

dumb ass bitch

Wow @ showing dominance over a woman.

But she was annoying.

[Marvin's. Gay.]

i shaved my pubes into someones nachos.

[BootyLover]

One time I raped this fat girl's curly fries.

[soberSE0ULja]

I was going out with this freaky little island person...(flip) and we were sitting in the back row of the theatre during "house of wax". She started just grabbin me like the little immigrant slut she was and we fucked for the first 1/2 hour of the movie. Afterwords, the rest of the movie, i was wondering how i could get away so i don't have to cuddle with her ass, but seems they only put 2 seats in the way back row for handicaps. Which is stupid, cause handicaps have their own fucken wheelchairs.

[***]

In that case, Nothing, next question?

[soberSE0ULja]

you reached 100 posts, nice...now you can vote!