Preseason Mag V 2.0
Ok sence the first mag sucked so bad I thought id do one and mention
what Jace didnt. This season had alot of dope shit happen, From MM
going 10 - 0, chrit biting again, phlymo, and the much anticipated
return of some past legends.
Last Season's Highlight's
Well bitches I couldnt find all the weeks of this season just to much
work But ill start with week trey....
Week trey highlights:
HW Title Match.
Quote vs Young Philly
Quote
P's garbage, title match? we all know his stay wont be long here
he's a fucking fag, literally - this queer got a piercing in the wrong ear
third pic? what the fuck at the Mario/Zelda stance
I mean shit - looks like there was a back to school sale at Nintendo & Champs
peeped ya shit, & them weak ass spits aint very rounded
but I couldn't decide who else was heavyweight .. & figured at least ya gown is
actin like a busy man, but wackness is ya recent curse
cuz while you gotta lotta shit to drop, I just gotta drop a decent verse
Quote got this pre teen shook, cuz you know i'm ferocious
shit - i'll have P slidin' down my legs as if I couldn't hold it
stupid fuck talk about stompin, kickin ass, & knockin herbs out
but shit - how the fuck you manage to do that when you aint old enough to work out?
ya crews weak as agreed by all, i'm ready to fuckin stomp
bitch it aint just me, everyone in the league sits in front of the fuckin Comp
kids been said to be gay, tries to prove us wrong but fails
while we watch Replica stamp cuz we all know he's into the mail
i'm a professional w/ words, i'll leave u w/ holes n' all
i'm undefeated, unbeatable - so we'll leave it to the protocol
no muscle in you, a bit chubby, watch him get layered
altho, i've seen him get into them push ups... all kinds, positions, & flavors
reality aint hit you yet, it's like you aint been in tuned
bitch i threw you a shot at the title but it looks like ur already immuned
i'm here to bruise n' throw things so expect to shatter some bones
& its obvious this kid doesn't give two fucks, so I'll kill 2 birds w/ one stone
w/ the fuckin trash you spew whore? i'll leave this dude sore
cuz everyone knows I stay above Philly like the state of New York
Young P
You went over the limit, but damnit, I won't fall
I wanted a star 6-7...
like what u gotta press for girls to answer ur phone calls
This is the best, it proves that you weak dude
Cuz I came ass last week, & I'M STILL PREDICTED TO BEAT U
I'll lie to him, his verse is dope, the dude's sick
But I'd give MYSELF the death penalty...
if I ever bit any a'ccuse shit
& yea, that's a' q's shit, yea I know it's sinic
That I can use a whole bar to explain the last one & still win it
A pic of YOUR dame? Something I ain't goin for chump
My girl takes my breathe away...
ur just outta breathe after blowin yours up
Parents hate him, no friends, & I ain't jokin with kid
So he loves my verse, cuz it's the only thing that's focus'd on him
Ur shit's garbage, P's wild, I'll smack a bitch
But u did have one good personal...
or did u use Razah's style by accident?
The Comp vs L Dub was easy but was quite serious
Cuz most of the crew bite from us, u just bite...period
You, Legend Status...nah dog, I aim for vitals
Cuz you can claim ur anything but still won't claim the title
Ugly fuck think he sick, sayin u the best of worlds
But "Quote uno" isn't ur rank, its the response u get from girls
I like to make it even, and it's pretty funny you see
Cuz now it's twenty for you, and that's twenty for me
Don't play around or watch this hoe get rocked rook
& that had nothing to do with u^ like the approach ya pops took
Winner: Quote
best verse of Week 3
Quote
Week four
HW Title Match.
Quote vs Mr. Write
Write
18...
im'off the rip...dudes a poser..the fuck you think this geek can win
guess i'll be droppin someone dope, when me and feeble meet again
thought i told you, get off me dawg, i got the league u hopeless fuck
dont ever quote my shit again, so what the use of showin up
Quotes got a girl - if that was me, i wouldnt take that bitch around
fucka verse, best thing you've dropped,
was when u took her picture down
thats was low, i dissed his girl, i admit that shit was wrong as fuck
so i'll get off her, no need to thank me, i'd been on her long enough
keep dreamin dude, i speak the truth...when you see me, get to movin
how the fuck can u be a legend, when u aint won shit to prove it
so whose left standing...bitch im the truth, so quick asking around
yet the question still lies... right next to Tokens ass on the ground
won two matches...got real lucky, whats all the hype in this lame
cus the only time i Quote this fag, is when i'm typing his name
broke as shit, aim me for votes..yep, W.Rites squealing it sonny
dam why didnt you just ask me - if u really needed the money
verse of the week - blah, whatever, i'll put my foot on ya record
only reason you won, cus me and Spit didnt put in the effort
-W.Rite
Quote
Damn Ted, ya mugs ugly & its agreed among masses
that atleast Mr T. done cleaned up, shaved his head, n' got glasses
you ain't GiveTed, ya scared & I figured ya shook, Write
bitch, you aint gotta Gift of Gab, thats just the nigga you look like
dont front, he aint vicious.. i'll leave ya fake ass on the floor dead
this bitch evil? that aint no horn, the kid's just gotta warped head
you a bit hefty aint you write? n' that garbage'll make me whore you
cuz it's easy for you to spit ... when ya cheeks cover ya ears for you
Give Ted beat me? thats just a wish on a star
shit - i'll drop GT like choosin the stock trim on a car
this bitch comes w/ garbage, shit - watch me feather n' taunt
Quote'll drop fire.. so it's safe to say - well.. whatever you want
ya living in wackness at home, Quote'll hold you in contempt
bitch - i'll leave ya district cuz i'm outsmarting ya every attempt
dont act like you aint like my style, i'm gettin sick of the fibs fag
cuz after this, the bitch'll just go write another article hypin me up in his mag
you aint Fly .. Write believe in God? nah, i'll sting him in air
wanna talk about bad luck? this bitch is holdin on by a wing and a prayer
Quote'll hit you w/ chairs, have u hidin behind shit cuz ya fables wrong dude..
so you can count on me crackin ya skull open .. when I turn the tables on you
Winner. Quote
Team Week
$pitacular, Feeble Minded & Lay Doubt.
vs Quote., J.Hens. & Young Philly
Standout Verse's
$pitacular
Young Pussy
earned my stay. you must be confused.. spit nice? absurd to say.
I never mind my P's n Q's nigga. I'm barely concerned with J
fuck ya record kid. I know the truth hurts but it's leaked
dog.. it's obvious you d/r ya win when I still get verse of the week
yet this hoe defiant? bitch I'll put you in a mode of silence
if you even had half my skills.. well then you'd be Quote or Vylint
hurlin tough on a whore. why step? you're half my size rep
maybe you think all that curlin up on the floor's buildin ya biceps
fall fast.. take out ya whole team. I just swing n' smile
cuz you're all ass.. bottom line jus means yall standin single file
ya shitty bitch. n' yet some feelin ya text.. I pity kids
now watch me dot this P.. n' drop em quicker than Diddy did
L-dub give you the blues. see how we hoe'n the crews
two bitches no show... n' you posted knowing you'd lose
chin n' hook'll meet. make me wanna puke you're shook n' weak
cuz if this is young Philly.. the city's future's lookin bleak
no point to procreation. dude what would be the use
you'd only be making a mistake, should you ever reproduce
feed the fuse.. ya ego swellin up.. so I'm smashing
n' homie you can laugh if you really want... to die laughing
see I'm blessed. test... but not many could strike me
n' you can try to be the best.. but you don't even look like me
sick of the lies kid. ya talk ain't going nowhere dude
open your eyes bitch.. you'll see me standing over you
so easy to fuck you up. even throwin a wild bruiser
n' ya crew's all these kids we cut.. I feel like a child abuser
pound ya face. you retarded? you won't stop me bitch
vanish.. n' without a trace.. prolly hard for you to copy shit
proved you're a bitch clown. don't ever try handlin mine
bitch you know you wanna sit down. nobody likes standin in line
J Hens:
different cat.. same 'ol script.. hoe you lame as shit
4 months? goddamn you slow witted. it only takes P days to flip
cement ya feet. throw you off a bridge jus to dent the street
bitch I'ma take a shit.. n' feed a John what it's meant to eat
have you duckin n' dodgin. damn Hens, the fuck is ya problem?
coulda been on top with Last Word. fag now you stuck in the Bottom
you're a joke. scar ya up. One slug, I'm servin death lethal
n' bitch you'll croak hard enough to sell Budweiser to deaf people
fucka prediction.. it's over once I've decided ya dead
so bet on anything you want. me I'm bankin on the side of ya head
Quote.
bottom line? = joke.
you bout to get ya spine broke. $pit's flow's hot as summer
P didn't have to put you in Line Quote. bitch knows I got it covered
but if I were you, I wouldn't stop suckin. you do, you're dead
cuz I can't put this victory under my belt until you move ya head
no doubt you'll spit more lies. but don't get it twisted guy
since you say I'ma bitch in your eyes.. is where my fists reside
mad you can't top this? screw it we can box if you want bitch
I'll Lay you out now.. or you can just let em do it in the gauntlet
don't even try with me money. hoe I got you backin up
you must think dyin is funny
cuz everytime I hit ya chest I hear you crackin up
stay away from my battles. dont even follow the shit
or you'll be Quotin me so much I might start callin you spit
stallin this shit...you need time.. so I'ma double up whore
dog I can give you an extension.. you'll still be comin up short
can't compare with mine. don't even test... leave it be
look at my lines... n' homie I've seen your best... easily
knife stuck in ribs.. raped n' duct taped.. fuckin kids
how you rep the bottom line...when we dictate what it is
this is nothin bitch... spits back n' on the prowl
even if you stood a chance, it'd just get back on the ground
we ain't even cool. quit the fakin I'm breakin domes
bitch I never shook your hand. that shit was shakin in it's own
you ain't whorin me. I'm blessed so I know you adorin me
cuz obviously you're a man of God.. and Rex sucks horribly
n' I know it ain't prom, but look out the window slowly
I gotta long black car waitin for you.. n' it ain't a limo homie
duck n' dive, try to hide.. I'll just wait til ya fat surface
cuz your waist must be huge.. crumpled up papers of wack verses
whored bad.. you even drop... you'll regret it faggot
don't know what you did before rap.. but I'm sure you were better at it
bitch.
J.Hens
3 on 3? ok then..... i'll make you see that it's true.
This is the LLL.... one for each of you fools.
U see spits the old champ, i'm on the rise, take it or dont.
u only in a three way spit, so u aint have to face me alone.
First i'ma get the doubts out, with my heaters tight.
Then i'ma rape his moms, y not lay? u beat her right?.
Ya dad beat her too? son it's a tragedy.
that lays moms runs from the family..cuz beatin her runs in the familly.
Ok lay, now ur shocked, how i heard of the dirt i pulled.
Expo ya best net friend? Also my best source of personals.
I'll do a drive by in the same ride i was fuckin ya whore in.
And she gave me such Super Dome that i flooded New Orleans.
Spit wants me in LW... you gotta be fuckin kiddin.
Ya best member uses MY lines.. so what the fucks the difference?
I'm net-wide, man. ask about the leagues igniting heat.
The only time i seen ANY of u 3 fags outside RB.. lay was biting ME.
If you're lookin for help.. don't be holdin ya breath.
I'd point you in the right direction..
... but losers are supposed to go to the left.
Then there's $pitacular.. an' i think the guys depressed.
Just a week ago he was sayin he rarely has time for text.
So what did he do to prove he was the hardest one.
He dropped 70...WHAT KINDA LIFELESS LOSER ARE YOU SON!?
i mean DAMN! rappin and shit, this cat should just quit.
I know it's cool to look like a champ... until i saw spitaculars pic.
So step back with that shit. Feeble, let's try it kyke.
"You Lose" - now you gonna ban me like vylint, right?
Winner's
Spit, Lay, and Feebs
Mystery Murder & Mr W.rite vs Meters & Mr. Key
Winning Verse's
MM
sorry I dropped late...
but GODDAMN that can NOT be the same Metres
I used to know... hope not
ayo...
Meters'll get dismembered and Mr.keys wont assist
check the champs history...
America aint the only place where meters dont exist
I only will persist to take the hits and crack at you
piano keys, black and white, mr keys?? - black & blue
I laugh it's true. after this battle I'll get spit to gag'em
last time these fucks handled beef their sex took a rib from Adam
I simply get at'em, like new pants ya ass I'ma start to tag that
cuz I may have fell off but Meters is givin Bret Hart flashbacks
I attack at these fools, but my best? its not hardly though
Meters is the rhyme and keys is the reason... i started doin audio
and I shaved my nuts Keys no longer will u cling to me...
ur right who remembers 02'...
but WHO THE FUCK remembers Junior League's season three?!!
u dont not exist u simply cease to be n u flops arent worthy
Cause even if my verse drops late you two will still drop early
keys can see meterz but not miles into the fog
cuz every dog has his day but it seems every day u get dogged
Punches dont miss direct hit to the jaw, u wont last this battle
n how can keys Act hard when his rep isn't big enough to Cast A Shadow
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Key
A fat fuck n a washed up vet, u guys suck and need help
Cuz MM is stuck in 02' n Writes fat ass gets stuck everywhere else
I will wreck u foos, what weapon? The tech will do
But ull both be soul survivors...cuz thats all that will be left of you
Im the bomb kid, girls see MM and quickly have to vomit
Cuz ur sex life sucks, period, s'why ur girls always claimin shes on it
U jus cant tame me, attack both of ya and rip ur frames b
And if u manage to livid....make every one on the site feel that angry
N MM is wack, so i owe u, a hard punch will console u
Then put a hecks on u....like what the hecks this guy doin outta 02'
And Write, WAS kinda dope, but lately bitch
All ur punches have been quite obvious..like Quote n Lay D's flips
This is a blowout, u might get 1 vote between u cowards
N only reason this wont be a white wash...s'cuz MM refuses to shower
I stay roastin these rumps, n pretty soon ill be chokin u cunts
Cuz ur punches are so foul....ill be shootin freethrows for a month
My girls waitin on me to fuck, seriously, but ur sex life jus stinks
Last time Write had a gallon his room, he jus needed sunthin to drink
This battle is done, every punch will seek and hit
So now ill hit the road.....wit both of u fags beneath my fist.
Im out, time to smash
Winner's: MM and Mr. Write
Week 6
HW Match: Young P vs. Quote
Standout Bars
Quote
bitch wants a slice of the pie, but i'm slicin' this guy
License to kill? shit, you aint even old enough for a license to drive
i'll have ya body traced n' chalk, kid ur dead with luck
bitch i'll have ya bedlined up quicker than the back of a pick up
Philly
U got no chance to beat me & u hate that it's true
Cuz I'm an ill/legitament kid...but wait...so are you!
Keep claiming ur best, we know u the wackest of dudes
Since 5 people came nicer last week in the same battle as you
I'ma make this shit blunt, I don't fear this cunt
I'll give his face enough wacks to fill his ears for months
Philly Wins
Week 7
HW: Young Philly (4-1) vs Ambience (4-0)
Amb
Just to put something down I guess..
So, your from Philly? I guess over there wackness must be legal
Cuz P, your so overrated, We'd all mistake you for the Eagles.
Haha, I know you got buddies kid. You champ but always been shit
Cuz how'd you flip a line from the previous week, AND WIN WITH IT!?
Face it, your done, & nobody cares how the kid performs
& You'll go back to being generic..
...Cuz the medicine from my blows don't come in a liquid form.
You're faggot as they come, Chasin dudes, this geeks gay
Your merely 15, ..so how the FUCK can Young P, Straight?
Your crews the best? I'll leave you shook from the blast, nerd
Cuz your rosters full...of people that simply couldn't make Last Word.
Your tough on the net, when in reality your sack frowns
Cuz girls stand P up...
...Only to come & sit him back down.
P
Lmao, Eclipse makes his comeback.
100 times better than Philly, see I'll mismatch you dude
Cuz ^thats really just the amount of times u wished that was true
Everyone knows red means stop & all green's not
Btw.. I just red your verse...and by all means, stop
Why the hype dude, someone took this man for clever?
You're either rusty...or you've really just been this bad forever
u might rock Sean John or some faggot shirts cuz
I just hope it doesn't look as bad Azzure verse does
'Your mom'...yea I know, that shit is dumb wack for sure
But I don't know which one's worse...that comeback or yours
Yea I got the pump, and I'ma make your world suck
And you got a pump too...but it's to blow your girl up
Word. Try harder.
Winner: Amb
Week 8
HW: Ambience (5-0) vs Savir. (5-1)
Savir
gauntlet sucked. i wondered how he made finals..that's what's up
but i'm past that...really though, who isn't? that verse was wack as fuck
ya got me pissed, g. if i lose my cool i'll be makin this cat history
so he'll have me up in arms....of the voters carrying me after victory
simply put, i'll beat him dead. i can tell the way ya recent text's soft
Amb's kinda nice...cuz lines aint mean enough to give a decent head a loss
just beating herbs. i'm raggin em on, so sure that i'll rap it in song
we all know you don't belong in HW..so it'll be one match and you're gone
strapped w/ a bomb you'll burn, heated. loser..the world needs it
the same bitch who tried to kill himself when he found that his girl cheated
i mean it, you mild and crappy. the best with it.. sav's style is savvy
Amb's far from legendary...he's GOTTA live a couple thousand miles from Cali
so dream on, b. you aint dope...please, quit trying to scheme on me
this faggot's such a letdown..he makes Evolve's comeback verse seem godly
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ya gassed punk. 5-0 with fluke wins, someone pull around the hearse
cuz ima dead this kid 6 feet deep...& bring his ass back down to earth
Amb
Sav winning titles? Not without dickriders, & you got plenty, but kid
Everybody knows that you stay Moron then any of your idiot friends.
You'll probably fill your verse with talk from the finals thread, but see
You should also show people how YOU LOST 2 ROUNDS AHEAD OF ME. Wewillfuckyouup'er? Please, you've got no slack, but it's a fact
That you never would have made the 5th round if it wasn't for Kap.
Let's make this into a movie, cuz it's fiction that your nice herb
I mean, your ego is titanic, & I'm the only one fit to play the iceberg.
But yeah, I've been getting easy comp, it's easy to manage, but please
I was lookin for a challenge this week, ...not to challenge the weak.
& I hear you think your hot? Well son, this is a vital catch
Now you can finally be a model...on how to lose a title match.
There's a difference between us, your more known, & I'm the dunce
Wait a second though,...
...I've been champ twice now, something you've never done once.
But, I must say, you think any of your lines are clever? Played
You've now allowed me to make the easiest money I've ever made.
One of these weeks, I will have time to do a real verse.
Hopefully.
Winner: Savir
Week 9
Couldnt find this weeks HW match so I put the contender
CONTENDER MATCH: Mystery~Murdera (4-0) vs Born to Kill (5-2)
BTK
Man to man? Don't push me...that concept's simply a joke.
M's such a worn out pussy...
.....................the Mystery's more like Murder, She Wrote.
S'why...
April 7th was a waste, shoulda been born on a grander stage...
But the fuckin fool was a week late to his own goddamn holiday.
And I know I been here forever, but M's the real sad sack...
Left RB to find a better life and ONLY FOUND HIS WAY BACK!!!
So I'll attack a kid I know, I got his number...he's slow...
Then ring M's scrawny neck after I shove his phone down his throat.
I see ya really a Texan, but we've never met, I fear...
Only steers and queers come from Texas...
............And I've always steer'd clear of the queers!
Now...
Dawg's no Murdera, he'll just hump legs till he's in heaven...
Only blemish on his rap sheet; assault with a friendly weapon.
S'why...
You coppin respect's outrageous, fools think ya great and spunky...
Seems whackness is contagious, and ya the little outbreak monkey.
Married to ya past shit, but I've passed it...
............................................Ya sig USED to be hot, whore...
...........But ya still cream over ya classics...
Like Ashton Kutcher jerkin off to pics of a young Demi Moore.
MM
I'm droppin now... heh, and you'll drop right after...
Battling…
U just don’t understand it do you, I’ma speak candid 2 you
Over ur career u’ve lost ur ass… so now I’m here to hand it to you
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I’ll physically fight you b4 I peep some of ya writes duke
& moddin the 1-2 punch is an excuse to pay people to like you
I write true & the old heads are back so this is colossal
Me, Nique, & Evolve are like artifacts…but ur more of a fossil
You’re a hor n I caught you easily see your chest is open
Ur verses are road paint – 2 solid lines but the rest are broken
The ref has spoken you’re injured start lookin for crutches
Cuz the league is elevatin…& ur the attendant that pushes the buttons
I gotta coushin, I’m crushin andI’m not the one to step to
As a child I ate off the floor… so u can stay where savir left you
I gotta rep duke, and what does it say for your cause if…
There’s like 8 dope heads and you gotta hundred losses
I’m the fuckin boss kid, no losses, unbelievably nice
Where as EVERYBODY on the site has beat you. Twice.
I’ma beat you blind so I aint even gonna hide it, next…
I’ll murk u in your own league & u’ll send me ur retirement check!
Winner. MM
HW: Savir. (6-1) vs J.Hens. (6-1)
Savir
i'll smack ya face to the pave. when i'm smashin' you'll fall and lay
& turn hens into such a groundhog..he'll be declared a national holiday
n i can call him gay. girls? you aint seem to know when to stop
he'll spit game..& see a dame dash like the bitch was ceo of the roc
this herbs toast. better drop hot or get smoked where it most hurts
so this battle's over due to hens..cuz he's badly overdue of a dope verse
sav'll spray carnage, & john? well look what this gay done started
people bit off him..and then all of a sudden Lay became garbage
now seek support, cuz this axe..when i hack it's an evil sport
that'll make hens' chest judge hatchett's..w/o being on people's court
fucking faggot, he likes the dick shit. so ima bop this whore
spit said to come out swingin'..& hens broke his hands on the closet door
so just hop this board. cuz fa' real i'm tired of the movement
see..if boys will b-boys. then this kid'll just cry when he loses
can't slide from my shootin. get burnt with ya outlandish hopes
hens'll catch dramatic mug shots..like he was watching spanish soaps
sav is dope, but six leagues..come on you'll be soon empty major
if ur looking for another champ in leagues...you can just pm me later
sorry..lol..i just COULD NOT come up with the 20th line
because of these mexicans in my house....they do no
stop talking.
Hens
I'll show this hoe that he doesn't have luck in store.
If you plan on goin toe to toe..
... you're gonna wind up with a tag stuck to yours.
With your stupid verses, it's no surprise this dude is worthless.
Don't call this a grave mistake... cuz i meant to bury you on purpose.
Who ARE you?, .. don't even try to match me.
No joke, after i beat $pit i had cats tellin me i won the title LAST week.
And when this fag speaks, i can't say you're stoppin me.
Cuz i'm hittin Sav.. more than he does when he stumbles on gay pornography.
I got asked to describe your skills, an' i'll say it in rhyme.
It's not cuz i didn't have an opinion..
.. but when i answered.. i said nothing came to my mind.
We're not too familiar, so what ur observing is hunches.
Yea, i know I need personals, but YOU need wordplay, wording and punches.
I go to new leagues so other heads can try their best with John.
I saw you were the king of RB's and now i know why i never liked the restaurant.
MY hits connect, and they'll do more than damage ya nose.
See.. the Direct Effect'll be so bad MTV'll fuckin cancel the show.
You're just a kid, man. couldn't be hard if you tried.
Spit said come out swingin...
... but ur preoccupied with the monkey bars and the slide.
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This was too easy. look my lines up, they should help.
But yo, i'll let you keep the belt... as long as you use it to hang urself.
Winner: Savir
Week 10
HW: Savir vs. Mystery~Murdera
Savir
it really doesn't matter if you faggots like this.
MM's a deadbeat ass. only 19..who'da known he fathered kids
just found out he's been a dad a few months...before his daughter did
now call it quits with audio. you couldn't be great if it saved ya
dude been singapore rap..before hip hop even immigrated to Asia
i LITERALLY key in minutes. get it..on the spot shit is advanced
sav's always nice on the fly...M~M's always at the zip of my pants
never stress the effort. if i try force..you'd get sent i tell ya
cuz if i tri-force...i'd punch you further away from links than zelda
so focus kid. what funner than for my knife to poke the ribs
of a loser who's buggin me on aim begging me for some poker tips
that's real talk. cuz poker n text won't get you a meal dog
you have a baby motherfucker....go find yourself a REAL JOB!!!
cuz spit aint paying. 's okay..at least ya got ya health, boss
M~M stays sippin that Ensure..so ima ensure him of a text loss
ya need skills to pass em down..n every protege's an inept maggot
got an eye for talent..& look what happened to that exempt faggot
MM
damn it... I wanted to go like 30...
Savir
Check it…
Underrated, overachieving?! Nah, you're a bum expected
& u gotta be the 1st champ to be undisputedly… unrespected
Neglected… but to be honest this isn’t you so don’t fake it
Because I DO respect your position… enough to take it
This dame is wasted I’m shootin straight to the 1st place
Grown man at home?! only thing splittin from Cali is earthquakes
Your worth’s fake, so now I’ma have to pick you apart kid
& u really SHOULD keep the title… to ur mom’s apartment
I don’t miss the mark n I pinpoint, pause, & then pounce
So I’ll be using your mouth like a strike zone... balls in n out
I’m dissolving your clout, Sav I’m just stampin ya guy
Retard, Even ya bandwagons got slidin doors & a ramp on the side
Hand you your spine, thought u had the win & I’ll foil it…
Cuz u stay on ur moms pad… but u shoulda been a stain in the toilet
no, wait I have more... I have more...
lol...
good battle, up
Winner: MM
Week 11
HW: M~M (6-0) Vs. Feeble Minded (6-1)
Feeble
I've seen your verses, u can mix shit up, im stomping hating
if the loss is on lock, M~M will come with the right combination
lets piece it together, your never vicious when dropping
if I get mauled.. its cuz your the kind of bitch to go shopping
start picking your options, unimportant is what u start to be
its obvious im minnow pain, when thats all you are to me
Mystery's nothing, i dont see why they call this veteran dope g
when i mixtape with ya mouth... for Rb it'll be better than Opey's
keep making offers & bargains, I hope you have a hard stomach
your always proposing, but homie we all know your far from it
we deplore you, nowadays your forgotten & whored dude,
it must suck to have BTK get a legends nomination before you
you ass bitch, better practice, u aint ripping with tactics
always called worthless, cuz you post in significant wackness
keep saying we're twins, its true,& fact is u recruited a genious
we looked up to evolve. tell me, hows the view from his penis?
I'm the greatest, back in the day, remember your bitch status,
I stole the spotlight from you, n you aint even seem pissed at it
wack faggot, im back at it, I got a demand n its knocking
U have 3 choices..
but after feeble, second, or last isn't expanding your options
MM
uh... ok.
I move on a mission, I'll call when i'm through with the dishes
then cause a fuckin holocaust the way I sendjew to the kitchen
You think you’re the shit and go down easy by force
& I heard $pit wears Trojans, bitch get off of your high horse
My byes on course and you’re slippin whats the problem guy?
In the “golden era” we were dope. No, no… we as in Evolve & I
You’re based all on lies so I send you to hell on a flight
So when I crush u’ll divert attention by sayin that their sellin the site
M’s heavyweight ur either felter or light, I’ll tell’em what the problem is
In terms of skill I left you a long time ago… sorta like ur father did
Admin status for a wannabe legend n I’m glad that its known…
You’ve been rejected TWICE to a forum that u practically own
I’ma bastard and yo what’s up man lately you seem stressed
it wont be a username that makes feebS career end in some b.s.
u see this guy dissin p about ballin?! This shit goes hand in hand
cuz ur such a fag even your time zone switched to a man to man
we’re fam and damn twins…well why couldn’t I see this??
It can't be identical, its fraternal... see I have a penis.
Winner: MM
Week 12
Hw: M~M (7-0) Vs. JHens (8-2)
MM
get ur draws...i mean panties out abunch...
cuz i'm droppin early
hey, I'll take it back to elementary... see I'm rubber and you're glue
anything u drop has been recycled n flipped & now I'ma stick it to you
.
.
.
.
I mod the league now & its my pleasure to be hosting you played
& ur not creative at all but which uNique verse are u posting today?!
Every one of ur post is a shame, fuck ya city n ya state, this bum’ll fall
Sea J, where I'M from guys like u end up outside Washington…s of draws
I put your run on pause, go ahead n rewrite what feebs n savir spit out
u'll prolly spit some "Mystery's got kids!".. as they drip out ur mouth
I spit out about anything when Italians start to rap disrespect is the norm
& if u want tips on delivery - next time make sure my breadsticks are warm
ur barely above norm peeped bboys and ur a fag I’ve known none gayer
some recycle but Hens has single-handedly set out to fix the ozone layer
I hold thrones player, n I know soon the ish u’ll be writin n reciting is mine
Like how u went from getting snippy with Niq to outright biting her lines
I'm outta my mind to let you come here in an attempt to gain fans duke
Because if I’m going to be fair to lay doubt I should've let chrit ban you
I’m the man true, mission to expose all the fags and this fools first
Kid your all in Class:Sick like someone made you the school nurse
It sure hurts that these last two bars I'ma completely drop lethal
& be as proud as you want...
but with bush in office ur marriage will still be illegal!
Hens
I knew you'd drop early. but it ain't nothin you bastard.
Ya verse last week already proved the Key-style was somethin you'd mastered.
.
.
Do the math..
See, i'm not tryin to teach anything with this diss i spit.
But your accusations + those quotes clearly= HYPOCRITE.
Nah, i don't like Mike Jones and his repetitive track shit.
But i'll still leave your head chopped and screwed..
.. on my wall right next to the rest of the wack kids.
Here's a pointer. see, i'll offer some of my help.
If u ever accuse some1 of biting concepts again..
.. PLEASE make sure you've never done it yourself.
Had lines about your modding, but i'm savin em' M.
Cuz when next weeks battles are up..
.. i know i'm probably gonna have to face you again.
I know why ya won't post YOUR pic, we'd be laughin too hard.
When cats talk as retarded as you... there's a good chance they actually are.
Bitch moves like that, shit i thought you were supposed to be tough.
I'd diss ya cheap style... but i'm sure girls make fun of ya clothing enough.
There's a rumor about novels, never heard who made it.
It's that most guys love a Mystery..
.. but i know your sex life could confirm the statement.
Everything you write is old, i'll say it myself.
Hit the refresh button all you want... bitch it ain't gonna help.
In the same crew as Nique. it's clear you be friends.
But that explains why ur pressed on her clit more than the Syracuse bench.
Ya verse is aight, i mean damn this head is gassed.
But i'm sure anyone who reads it..
.. will agree that you saved the best for last.
Winner: MM
Week 13
HW: M~M (8-0) Vs. Mr.Key (8-3)
Key
Droppin now, wont have time later, drop soon,
Your ugly as fuck, one look at u leaves our eyes in despair
So if the battles a beautiful struggle, its obviously a one sided affair
Ur left idle n bare, u and ur crew’ll get slayed in burned
But that’s jus the kinda treatment that suits A.I…..like David Stern
In a grave you’ll learn, u cant get woman so this kid’ll be waitin
But im sure u’ll get a date with Maiya, when ur dead as that civilization
Vicious like Jason, n twice as evil, so now you’ll get beat duke
N when Im done u’ll need a Priest, Holmes worse than the Chiefs do
Ima beast dude, my punches swing, provin this fag is no equal
Fist'll be makin so much Contact, Helen Hunt’ll be asked back for a sequel
Then come back for ya people, seriously, Ill clap ya’ll whenever
Cause A.I all together is wack…..but Mystery's just wack altogether
You’ll never get better, s’why I cant respect this foe, at, all
Your style needs a change up, more than a pitcher with a slow, fastball
This fag falls, ugly homo, other gays are sayin it cant work
Cuz Shadows is a fag too….but EVEN HE'S claimin he’s got standards
And jerk, ya baby’s mom's a slut, don’t take to heart her lies
Bitch is like theme park visitors……the way she just parks then rides
But see were both alike…well besides the fact this mans a bore
Cuz I like to kid around…n you got a kid around you cant support
MM
I’m…
bout to waste u bad, ur lack of skill just makes me mad
fuck the bullshit I ain’t gotta be Roy Jones to take a Jab
face the facts you’re huntin disaster n cant handle the kill
so usually when I CBS it’s key trying to channel his skill
I’ll dismantle ya will, you cant beat me I don’t bail or fall
don’t get bitchy, I know u got that persona’ – sale at the mall
Death suits u nice tailored n all, this makes it worse that
The league wouldn’t jockeys if we battled on horseback
I got more facts, fucka fake personal, how the hell is he ill
when those kid punches go well with that elementary skill
All I dos paste the pic of you & ya girl & dawg ur threw…
man it's nice to share your heart but stop hoggin the food
ur league interviews dope, tell niq next time that u see her
that it doesn’t take a fantasy that you can’t win in either
ya girl I been seen her, does she got any friends though’?
musta’ been hard getting that bitch… to leave the kennel
Seems your wins’ll stop here so I guess ur seasons over
Ur last streak was better & it got u fined for indecent exposure
I’m the meanest you know here, no you’re not the best key
if u DO win..loser of contendor’ll have to ghost for u next week
let’s not talk about sex b, I get pussy its best when it’s softer
but u get A.Hardaway in the back more than the Knicks roster
queer
-1-
Winner: MM
Week 14
HW: M~M (9-0) Vs. Savir (10-2)
Savir "always drops first"
burnt out? we've all been in LLL the same amount of weeks
some more than others...so none of that.
im bummin' ya fans when i rattle this text geek
but hey..at least they can look forward to see you battling next week
ya lines are ass. the best? sav, feeb, & hens be rulin'
the rest of LLL is a crapshoot...like the type of shit ya pen keep doin'
beat me once w/ luck. not again, fuck if this fools better
cuz if you're my achillis heel....then im probably Daunte Culpepper
no time soon. this lame gets ruined, he's fake n stupid
is he burnt out? nah...he's just the type of bitch to make excuses
bash ya skull. if i get big headed, u can blame i beat you
after this i'll have my ego on swoll..so it can match ya facial features
runnin' LLL wack. so i'll set a bounty n watch my bank hit em
put so much #'s on his head..he might actually come up w/ a rank system
call it d/r, cuz you 3 got a ring. it aint at all discreet stupid
but here, ima make mystery go down...faster than Saul n Sneek do it
's that dumb? nope. while you edged em out i took some notes
they account for 2..& you've been winnin every match by ONE VOTE!
MM
i got two lines less but still...
ayo,
let's go...
FUCK YOUUU... this is my league & I run it right you cunt
either way I’ll be ur employer…cuz I’m still checkin u twice a month!
besides u dunce u cheated feebs n ur hardly worth a sweat
so if 3's a crowd... your loss columns the only audience u'll get
n ur really full of shit, Sav the legend? What an imposter…
if we DID have a hall of fame u’d be getting stuffed in the lockers
it’s not much to top ya, sav you know I’m a veteran dude
while ur verse mentions at least four text heads better than you
yet yous grown at home, thats sad dawg you'll be alone dude
it'd be nice to see u get an address you cant click or scroll to
just fold, you put all them dots in ur verse n u know u cant stop it
styles like child services... first i beat it to death then u try to adopt it
my writin is polished I know u want the belt but ur times blown
so I’ll Dish out your second delay… like the new halftime shows
Winner: MM
Week 15
For some reason couldnt find any other HW matchs but MM held it another
week then signed out. With it up for grabs it changed hands..
Playoffs Round one
SW: 2. Young P Vs. 5. Macabre:
Winner: P
SW: 3. ClasSick Vs. 4. Marvin:
Winner: Class
SW: 6. Vaskez Vs. 7. D. Zaster:
Winner: Vaskez
NW: 2. Com Vs. 5. Mets Illa:
Winner: Com
NW: 3. BTK vs. 4. Jacent:
Winner: Jacent
NW: 6. Telekinetic Vs. 7. Itallic:
Winner: Ill
NE: 2. Saul.Goode Vs. 5. Renegade:
Winner: Good
NE: 3. Mr. Key Vs. 4. Frame:
Winner: Key
NE: 6. Daz Vs. 7. Zed Peace:
Winner: Daz
SE: 2. Phlymo Vs. 5. Bro Cassell:
Winner: Phlymo
SE: 3. $pitacular Vs. 4. Trapt Wit:
Winner: Chrit, but was caught bitting in this one..
SE: 6. Sdizzle Vs. 7. Nahlidge:
Winner: Nahlidge
Alt: Jay Walker Vs. Lay Doubt:
Winner: Jay Walks
Playoffs Round 3
NW Championship: 1. M~M Vs. 2. Com
Winner: MM
NE Championship: 1. John Hens Vs. 3. Mr. Key
Winner: Key
SE Championship: 1. Mr.Write Vs. 2. Phlymo
Winner: Write
SW Championship: 1. Feeble Vs. 2. Young P Vs. 3. Classick
Winner: Feeble
Final Four
NW Champ: 1.MM vs. SW Champ 1.Feeble
Winner: MM
NE Champ: 3. Mr Key vs. SE Champ: 1. Mr. Write
Winner: Write
Seasons Championship Match
North Champ: MM vs. South Champ: Mr. Write
Season Champion: Mystery~Murder
Write:
why mention this clown as text greatest-he’s only rehearsin for second
go check the forum, the only bitch not to have a verse that’s in legends
glad you made it…im exposing this prude, before u record the final stats
cus all you paved was a way to ensure you’d make it to the title match
this guy is wack…stop spittin ya bars- u barely fittin to spar
only Mystery s’how every mod that runs the league keeps getting this far
thought I lost to Keys, its cool, I’d never let this hoe offend me
knew he’d lose this round, so its only right he vote against me
think im scared of this dude, whatever…yup-im fixin to snitch
you only Big and Bold when your reading ya own signature, bitch
I prefer to come hard, dropping punches worse than ya mouth should get
and I’ll have M follow the L im givin-like he’s reading the alphabet
thought you were too good for text, not comin back-I wish u would
don’t call it a comeback, do us a favor and call it quits for good
the bells rung, the shows over, now you can get the hell on
so next time you do a text man, I hope its on your cell phone
this could go on forever, just be glad constraints would ever end it
you mocked my battled making legends, cus your was never mentioned
keep hiding behind an image..to me he just another odd coward
he probably takes off his shirt to type, and to flex his mod powers
I’ll turn this bitch into the biggest loser..and make u famous dude
best believe I aint no joke, but I cant say the same for you
W.Rite
MM
Fucka'...
I…
know bout your weight problem but dunno bout ur prospects
It’s like u cant fit ur frame so u resort to jackin his concepts
I’m just.. comin for the win, must be having trouble with ur pen
…Because even Barbara Bush wouldn’t vote W again
A slump that you’re in??? Nahhhh, you can’t even speak
ur room for improvements more of a mansion on the beach
stampin through this weak, find more lines to be flippin dude
verse took a second to write & second’s what it’s getting u
Mister you’ve done some nice ish but I’ve forgotten it all
Don’t be mad u fell off just happy you ain’t have far to fall
Aint hard at all, no gimmicks or tricks, ur a fair way writer..
& I’m the type to drop balls all over the fairway like tiger
I’m your idol and I’d like to say thanks for respect
But to properly look up to me you’d have to break ur neck
I’m blatant n yes it seems the voters saw that ur great
But if ur the next legend on deck.. it’s time to walk the plank
There aint a pause or escape, finals? How u got in it dude?
When YOU were MY age I had 5x the accomplishments u do
You’re through and I don’t know what sort of smoke ur toten
But you gotta be the biggest legendary joke since Token
Your 05 06 Champ
MM
05 06 Season Awards
Champ: Mystery~Murdera
MVP: Mystery~Murdera
Rookie of the Year: Phlymo
Most Improved: Mr. Key
Wittiest Writer: Feeble/Mr. Write
Seasons Biggest Deuch: Chrit
Note: This is from my eyes only, don't agree do your own mag.
Legendary Nominations
Spit: 8 Votes
Com: 6 Votes
Mr. Write 13 Votes
Kaze 2 Votes
Quotient 5 Votes
The Newest Legendary Member
Mr. W.rite
Write has been one of the best battlers this site has seen. With
hard hitting witty punches he leaves his opponents baffled. He never
bitches, sways, or even been accused of cheaten. He is a great battler
and propably the greatest sportsman ever to grace RB. Congratulations
Mr. W.rite
Pre Season Hype
M~M - The Undefeated Champ! He held the belt for many weeks
cruising easily to an undefeated record. Goind 10 - 0 in regular
season. And dominating through out the Playoffs. He also single
handly brought LLL back to its feet sparking comebacks of legendary
members such as Evolve, Lethargic, and Camarac...
Sobe plz plz plz - Known for getting beat up at school, being
pushed around daily he harnest it and turned it into a dominating text
style that landed him net respect atleast . He should do well in LLL.
Feeble Minded- Ah Feebs what cant be said about him, he's a typical
JEW, hogging most glory and belts. Domianting for the longest he is Mr.
text. Even though RB seemed not to want to make him a legendary member
we at LLL thought his status was Legendary. so congratz to Feeble.
Lethargic
Macabre- Mac brings an unusual style IMO he has more game flips
then most gameing consoles. He always does good in leagues and this
wont be diffrent. Expect to see Mac in the Playoffs.
Sinamen- Running through FL and various leagues lets see if he
has what it takes to live up to the LLL hype. Hopefully he doesnt Kill
hisself before Playoffs, He should make it. He dissed a legend hard
so now you have alot on your sholders.
Chrit- Mr. controversy known for his many times of getting caught
cheating. So all im saying is can he shake the his ways off and come
with his own text. If he does I see him batteling his way to the Playoffs
Siege- If he texts the way he pranks should be a funny year for him.
Frame
Jesus Christ - Just look at his name he'll make it to the final
four if not farther.
BTK- Don't care what yall say BTK is a bad mother fucker at this shit.
He holds alot of respect on this site from 1-2 payouts to his overall
modding. He will definatly beat the fuck out of alot of LLL comp this
season, and haveing a spot in the playoffs.
Jacent- Well he sucks at mags. Former LLL champ we will see him
make alot of heads look for the Jr. league. We will see him steal his
way into the playoffs.
Spit- Fucking Tacular he has definatly made a name for himself.
known for making you look bad then rubbning it in your face. He's got
the biggest chin I meen head in LLL. He will definatly be champ, no show,
then champ, then no show again but will have a spot easy in the playoffs.
Daz - He's good with the text if he shows he'll win and make it to
the playoffs. SHOW
Com - All though he got beat out by Write for the next Legend spot
he is definatly the next LLL legendary member. He's brutal with the text
making peeps head for the bench, he will def be champ, and final four.
Vaskez - Well he had an average season last year winning and loesing
Over the weeks he gotten better and better getting to the playoffs where
he lost to Feeble in the second round. Look for him in the playoffs.
Phlymo - Alias no alias who cares this battler was the rookie of
the year. He beat dope heads through his short but memorable season capturing
a spot in the playoffs and loesing in to Mr. Write in the playoffs. Look
for him champping the league once or twice, he will be in the playoffs.
Marvin- The man of a thousand names the runner up for Rookie of
the year IMO . Armed with nice punches and wordplay expect to see him
gain speed through this season. He's headed to the Playoffs.
Camarac - He'll win, he'll be champ and he'll make it to the playoffs
Mr.Key - Should change his name to Mr. Domination this guy is a
beast just missing the champ match by maybe a bar or two. His playoff
run was cut short by Mr. Legend him self in a battle that was easily
one of the best the season had. He's definatly one of the favorites, and
will again make it to the final four if not farther.
Illtalic - He said he won the votes went the other way expect to
see him in the Playoffs.
Jay Walker - Yeah he'll make it beating heads in LLL and 1-2 no
doubt he'll run through the league.
Could be
Kontext
Vindictive/Kapa
Tony Brown
Lev
Bro Cassell
K
Zed
Automatic.
Schizmatic
Gucci^
Trepidation
Renegade
Bullet Point
Aeschylus.
rile1
Slut
Tage*Proto
MarvJay
Sirus X
Sprungy
Phayme
Meks
Ads
Dizzle
baggz
Yung Impression
Tae Profit
Crucial
Cry
Everyday
Daedal
Phrantik
Tactics
wordplay
Brixton
OnSlaught
Season Predictions
M~M - Could it be another undefeated season? Will he win another season?
He'll go 9-1 holding the belt for most of the season with the one loss
due to no show.
Sobe plz plz plz - He'll be bullied in school yet again use the frustration
in LLL and go 7 - 5. He's Playoff bound, hope he dont get bullied is all
you can do.
wordplay - If his name holds true he should end up doing good. All
though the name I still say 5 -7 or 6 - 6.
Brixton - He'll throw his fists and end up in the playoffs. 6 - 6
or better.
OnSlaught - Don't know him so 5 - 7 or better.
Feeble Minded - He wins nough said 9 - 3
Lethargic - He'll shake the rust end the season 8 - 4
Macabre - Yeah he'll win and lose sign out around the 7 week. 4-3
Sinamen - He'll win against the new but fail when it comes to the
established and sign out around week 5. 2 -3
Chrit - Hopefully he does'nt do it again! If he does'nt he could
finish 8 - 4 or better.
Kontext - he'll sign out 2 - 4
Vindictive/Kapa - 6 - 5 or better.
Tony Brown - I'm gonna say .500 6 - 6
Siege Good prank funny but its batteling time 5 - 7
Frame - 7 - 5 or better
Exempt
Jesus Christ - The name lol 10 - 2 or 9 - 3 with some no shows.
BTK - He get's older we stay the same age....J/K 8 - 4
Jacent - 7 - 5 due to no shows.
Lev - 5 - 7 or 7 - 5
Spit - Two spits the no show will go 4 - 7 and sign out. The
other spit will go 10 - 2 champing the league a few times.
Daz - He'll no show and sign out but after going 5 - 6
Com - He doesnt no show, if he loses itll be by some one dope.
9 - 3
Vaskez - He'll beat Marv just cause marv will underestimate him
He'll end the season good and strong 7-5 or better.
Phlymo - Rookie of the year your done being underestimated time to
put up. I predict he will 9 - 3 or better.
Bro Cassell - 5 -5 or better
Marvin - Yeah youll lose against your enemy, but finish very good
9-3 or better.
K - 4 - 8 could be better or worse.
Camarac - He's show some and no show some but dominate when he
does finishing 8 - 4...
Mr.Key - Futre champ maybe this year... 9 - 3
Illtalic - Not beating MM will destroy him lol 7 - 5.
Zed - Peace 4 - 6 a few weeks of signing out.
Automatic. - dont know .450
Schizmatic - Don't know 4 - 8
Gucci^ - He'll end up signing out 2 - 4
Trepidation - not sure 3 - 9 if he stays
Jay Walker - He'll walk through 6 - 4
Renegade - Heard he bit dont know for sure 4 - 8
Bullet Point - .500
Aeschylus. - 2 - 5 sign out
rile1 - No show
Slut - Say he no shows to
Tage*Proto
MarvJay
Sirus X
Sprungy
Phayme
Meks
Ads
Dizzle - The hated he'll win some lose some 5 - 7
baggz
Yung Impression
Tae Profit
Crucial
Cry
Everyday
Daedal - He's a nut hugger but he'll win some 7 - 5
Phrantik
Tactics
Note: If you dont have no predictions then become known.
Power Ranks
1. M~M - Looks like he champed another season. Undefeated season,
Undefeated in the playoffs, and down right dope as fuck!
2. Mr. Write - He's fucking dope is all there is to it. He may
have lost to MM but don't think he'll lose to you!
3. Feeble - He will champ this season
4. Mr. Key - He'll be in the champ match with Feeble
5. Cam - He'll make it to the final four but lose against Feebs
6. Com - The next LLL legend, you cant beat him.
7. Phlymo - He'll be even more improved...
8. Jesus - Look at the name he'll dpminate.
9. spit - Show up.
10. BTK - He's a great battler nough said.
11. Leth - Old head alot of rust we'll see
12. Jacent - Could be higher if he shows, but he plays baseball
the most boring sport on the planet he should have time to write.
13. Chrit - Ima say he'll dominate at first, may get caught biting
but we will see.
14. Marv - He improved through out the season fell off came back
he will do good this season.
15. Jay Walker - When he drops to his potential he's doper then
80% of LLL so he'll drop to his potential enough to Win.
This is it if you like it post it just like it is...
peace
Originally Posted by COM
