i given girls scars on their knees, when they use to just talk
cuz bitches always trip over my dick, like I do when I walk
thats why we do not fuck, when they see it, for better or not
they go straight to the head like a fuckin ever-clear shot
so the bitches open their mouth, I tell ‘em to give it a try
but the truth is hard to swallow, and my dick is no lie
u best believe im being real, why do you challenge me?
my dick aint a huge fallacy- its just a huge phallus, see
i keep bitches happy AND clean... it aint just about the fun
deep throatin my cock is a good time and colostomy in one
you cant satisfy your girl....or so it seams, i know its mean
but the only ones that like some lil cox, man- is rowing teams
so you wear extra large protection? what is that proving?
fuck a magnum, my dick comes strapped with an oozie
not even the biggest condom fits! u'd have trouble as well
u'll see my dick in the Source, cuz its too big for double XL
they act like scared troy chicks, if i ever rock condoms son
bitches call me the Trojan Horse, because im hung like one
I talked bout jimmy hats for a minute, its something to see
Goodyear went broke tryna make a custom condom for me
so durin sex, im confessin- i only use IVs for my protection
becuz i need blood transfusions just to support my erection
im always at confession, God always forgave me my crimes
and u can say he gave me an inch, about fourty-eight times
damn straight i am flaunting this man!! you know it bitch!!
we both got a sock in our pants, but I got a foot to go wit it
theres pride amongst friends, jackin off, pissin, but shit man
how many kids do you know also equipped with a kick stand?
im even too much for a fat chick, because dammit the fact is
fedex n ups went on a joint venture just to handle my package
ur hung like a hobbit, while I can hang around the black kids
call me gandolf, cuz my white shaft hits the ground like magic
for real, the black myth? i no longer think they are pretending
cuz im a white boy, and my dick is fucking racist against me
and it dont fold back when its cold, its still a gigantic-ass peter
when i walk i leave 3 tracks in the snow, like a handicap skiier
but you, on the other hand, are quick to have your meat froze
and like the baseball hall of fame, u'll never see the Pete Rose
im better at it all, so bitch be honest- u kno where the bets are
i'd challenge u to a pissin contest, but mine'd have a head start
sex with me is a religious experience, now your bitches will see
cuz after the missionary position, they’ll take a vow of celibacy
so if ur not stocked, its got to be shitty, really something to pity
every guy has a member, but i got a motherfucking committee
Originally Posted by Fracture
