i wish I would have participated in the march of dimes,
instead of leading an unfullfilling life riddled with chaos and crime.
cancer, next to my heart, it remains very close,
it seems like the only people who get it are the niggas that I admire most,
i can still remember the afternoon that Sandra Day O’Connor was diagnosed,
and if only i hadn't been three years old at the time,
i would have brought her some cinnamon toast.
and speaking of medical conditions, i am an authentic schizophrenic,
i've left many an undevolped fetus at the local abortion clinic,
infact, i am a customer that just so happens to remain preferred,
im quite absurd, to get one past me, you must first learn the password.
its pretty unconventional, distress emotional of infliction intentional,
my brane is quad deminsional, my wrapping style is quite orignal.
With a vision this hot, i can make your eyes melt,
i'm hard-hitting power-rapper and a million degree black belt.
If trouble is what you're looking for i've clipped you one hellofa cupon,
redeemable for any kraft foods like the amazing deli mustard grey poupon,
i confess, i've transgressed into a cliche generalization,
i've lost all my inspiration, misplaced my papo while on vaction,
at first glance, you'll see a slob dead-drunk on the job,
sportin a tat of some corn on the cob, a washed up has-been teen heartthrob,
but the real me, trades high cost stocks with my good friends at charles schwab,
i keep a quick-witted high-trafficked online weblog,
i'm doing million dollar business with promient members of the mexican mob.
i once met this crackhead who said he could teach me some judo
said he could turn me into to some sort of all-american hero
and i watched in utter amazement while he punched out my alternate ego
but i had to quit the classes shortly after cuz i caught a bad case of the measles
operation jumbo dumbo
could you drop me by some gumbo
on your next trip through the neighborhood
in trade i have a trombone
and while some might call me crazy
ive always admired patrick swayze
hes quite the accomplished actor,
in my opinon he's much better than kevin spacey
you know im lazy...
like the popular boy recliner
sometime in the near future i'd like to purchase my own ocean liner
but i'll probably need a co signer because i am just a minor
and im thinking you have to be at least 16
to obtain a permit so you can drive one of those things.