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Here's a story bout some 'Friends', they went out on a 'Blind Date'
They got 'Lost'.. and were later found drown in 'Ricki Lake'
'Perry Mason' took the case and called up 'Magnum PI'
So they could bring 'The Fugitive' to 'Night Court' to be tried
Widdout a single suspect.. an 'Unsolved Mystery' rise
Perry thought the Mob or somebody with 'Family Ties'
They investigate the Mafia... but 'Who's the Boss?'
Followed the money back to 'Clarles in Charge' of the Mob's cost
They booked Charles cuz they needed 'Fresh Prints' for police
But after '60 minutes'... 'Judge Judge' granted release
With Charles back on the streets.. the 'Fear Factor' arise
He'll murder men 'Married with Children' if 'The Price is Right'
These 'Night Riders'.. they were experts at evading the Po
Mag and Perry needed help from the 'Hawaii 5-0'
Plus maybe 'Columbo'.. so Charles better beware
This cops pissed.. found out his wife's havin 'A Current Affair'
This 'A-Team' was quickly back on 'The Beat' in a short while
With a fresh 'Hard Copy' of the 'Cold Case File'
They 'MASHed' out to 'Dallas'... with Charles in 'Jeopordy'
Facin Mob 'Family Fueds' while eluding the deputies
Charles hid out on a secluded 'Little House on the Prairie'
'Lassie' lived in the 'Monster Garage'.. so they was sharing
Charles medical conditon would refuse to let up
But 'General Hospital' was shut down from Health Care cuts
So he drove the 'Green Acres'.. tryna get to 'E.R.'
But 'Cops' was waitin to stuff Charles in the back of their car