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Thread: ..Big Mistake!

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    ..Big Mistake!

    ..Ok, So i've been fucking this muslim girl for a few weeks now, and, in all honesty, she's a hot fucking girl!

    Anyway, the sex was GREAT..

    ..We allso got on well!

    We talk on MSN quite a bit aswell..

    ..Untill i fucked things up!

    Our convo went like this..

    ..I`ll cut you up like Cocaine says:
    Im taking semtex to walton prison
    SaraH * says:
    ya wot
    ..I`ll cut you up like Cocaine says:
    lol
    ..I`ll cut you up like Cocaine says:
    taking a bomb to liverpool
    SaraH * says:
    why
    ..I`ll cut you up like Cocaine says:
    to get my best mate out of jail
    ..I`ll cut you up like Cocaine says:
    either that or i'm joining him
    SaraH * says:
    hmm k so how willd a bomb fingy get him out of jail
    ..I`ll cut you up like Cocaine says:
    blow up the gates
    SaraH * says:
    sz dat sounds lieka cartoon
    ..I`ll cut you up like Cocaine says:
    the fuck kind of cartoons do you watch
    ..I`ll cut you up like Cocaine says:
    no wonder other muslims goout and blow things up
    ..I`ll cut you up like Cocaine says:
    if you watch cartoons like that
    ..I`ll cut you up like Cocaine says:
    lmao
    SaraH * says:
    ye funny


    ( pauses for five minuits )

    ..I`ll cut you up like Cocaine says:
    you better not be offended now
    SaraH * says:
    forget bout it
    SaraH * says:
    im off now k tired
    SaraH * says:
    tra x
    ..So, the lesson i have learnt today!

    Don't joke with muslim girls about bombs..

    ..And DON'T think you know a chick too well!






























































    God damn she was fucking hot aswell.!
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    lmfao...Ur game be weak yo!!!

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    once again...


    WHY DOD YOU SAY IT !!! GRRR.

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    ..Nah son, she needed recycling!

    I'm gona start fucking her sister now..
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    ^word i wouldve saved that shit quick

    and i always fought if was infesfing how yall swfich T's with F's

    i fink, nafink

    the fuck?

    strange

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    once again...


    WHY DOD YOU SAY IT !!! GRRR.
    ..Like i said, i thought i knew her better than i did!

    I mean, we've joked about stuff like this alot..
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    dont joke with muslims about anything...LMAO
    not even piglet from winnie the pooh.
    they are the most hated people on earth right now..

    and that sucks ass too...
    cuz people act like EVERY muslim is a extremist terrorist.

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    ^word i wouldve saved that shit quick

    and i always fought if was infesfing how yall swfich T's with F's

    i fink, nafink

    the fuck?

    strange
    ..Unfortunatly, it's called British Urban Degeneration!
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    dog

    dont joke with muslims about anything...LMAO
    not even piglet from winnie the pooh.
    ..Lol, You do not know how serious i take your post!
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    the funniest part was "ya wot"'

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    her sister fyne? go for it

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    meh, move on to the other hoe.
    ORIGINAL BADASS


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    meh, move on to the other hoe.
    ..I don't need to worry about moving on, i'm just in it for the sex!

    But still, she was good sex, y0..
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    You're a disgrace to Welshmen everywhere.

    Stick to the master race fool.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Miss Anita Hafsechs
    the funniest part was "ya wot"'
    ahah. the insight you get into a guy's mind on this site..

    "the sex was great"


    rofl, dope.

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