Angelina Jolie is very overrated. People say that she's the hottest woman on earth. Some say she may not be the hottest, but she is by far the sexiest woman on earth (which is such a bullshit comment I don't even want to write it ever again.) Here are several reasons why she isn't sexy.
1. Her body
Her sholders and waist are way too wide. She isn't really very curvey, and therefor, not sexy. Plus her boobs look weird as shit.
2. Her face
I mean come on, I'll give you the DSL thing, but how can you look at her and not think of John Voight? Would you want a blowjob from John Voight? 3rd eye don't answer that.
3. Her Adopted Baby
...should be shot
4. Her Brad Pitt
Don't get it twisted, being sexy and being a man stealing hoe-bag are two completely different things.
So yea that's all for now. If you disagree, you're wrong. Go fuck yourself