Who can do Haiku?

[Haywood Jewblomi]

Whoops, I sold out man,
Lost my position in life,
Well I least I'm rich,

Next Topic: Catching an std off your own mother.

[LadySpit]

i know it sounds wierd/
it is hurting inside here/
my mother did it/

NT:molesters

[Sammy B]

The closet I hide
Scary man looking in here
He reaches out now

Topic: Car Crash

[word perfect.]

floor'd driving fast
my new benz slammed into
bounced off a wall


ghosts

["lil Neefy"]

can scare me shit-less
they say shit like boo and woo
they are dead people

nexty: Grand Larsony

[Sammy B]

Topic: Grand Larceny

I see my goal now
Steal it through agrivation
The owner lays dead

Next Topic: Running From Your Past

["lil Neefy"]

i see vividly
all of my past misfortunes
never ran so fast

nexty: seeing the light at the end of the tunnel

[Sammy B]

I notice a light
My salvation lays ahead
My past is behind

topic: Murder

[Haywood Jewblomi]

I shot JFK,
Then moved on to John Lennon,
Failed at Nixon

Next topic: The worlds most gangsta block of cheese

[Sammy B]

This cheese smacked a bitch
Pamento is such a thug
Melting the others

Topic: Strange Smell

[OneBadCracka]

Smell some nasty shit
Think it's yo dog or yo cat
Turns out to be you

Car Crash

["lil Neefy"]

lol

was riding along
and then i suddenly crashed
everything in flames

nexty: train wreck

.... cracka lol try to drop vote......
iight

[TeLLaKoNeSiS]

im stuck in a place
im where no one will find me
a train wreck is shit

next: Smelly socks you found in a jam jar on top of the fridge yesterday morning

[OneBadCracka]

Clear an open path
Open the jar and run out
Sprint from the bad stench

R Kelly

["lil Neefy"]

a child malestor
sexually abusive
horrible artist

nexty: michael jackson