Things you learn on the net.. from being on the net..

[..?]

Here's a list I've put together at things I've learned since I been chilling around rap boards.

1. You are NOT an MC. Sorry. Just because you can work CEP doesn't make you an artist. People who brag about it get laughed at enough so lets just let them live their fantasy.
2. You do text. That's it. Bragging about text is like Sdizzle bragging about all the hot chicks he's been with. Shit doesn't make sense.
3. You don't live in the projects in Compton. I'm sorry but you don't. No one that has over 100 posts on any rap board, is a thug. So quit cuz we're done laughing.. it's just getting old now.
4. You're not some pimp that gets every hot girl in a 8 mile radius. If you are.. then WHY THE FUCK YOU HERE !?!
5. If you're on a rap board and hate rap.. then you -might- have down syndrome...just sayin..
6. You're not gonna get signed. Seriously. If you have that in your mind and just work on your music as an art form. You'll go farther and be happier.
7. See that asshole in the lounge ? Everyone hating on him ? People throwing rocks at his grandmother ? He has an ego ? Yea. Next month it'll be someone new. GET THE FUCK OVER IT.
8. Someone ducked you in an online battle ? Or cheated ? Woopty fuckin dooooooo. It's called the INTERNET. Not the REAL WORLD
9. You wanna sell a mixtape ? Awesome. But please don't have 8 and been rapping for 3 months. Maybe THAT'S why you're still broke. Only do shit when you're polished. No one wants to throw away 5 $.
10. He has 10,000,000 posts. LYKE OMGZ. Stfu. You will too in 2 months.
11. Despite what you think. No one on here really gets a fuck what happens to you. It effects them in no way.. just thought I'd let you know.
12. Text died in 2002.
13. Audio died in 2004.
14. If you come to the site and didn't know people posted rap here.. then you -might- have down syndrome.
15. Every guy here thinks that if he can "mack" on AIM he's the shit. Ever wonder if it's a guy with fake pics ? Jea.. smooth.. real smooth James Bond. Now you're gay.
16. Asking people on AIM to vote for your "battles" not only interupts the porn industry, but is quite frankly the gayest form of netceeing known to man. I think we should make it another level. We got.. Text.. Audio.. Poetry.. And AIM Voting.
17. Rap boards are basically high school. Everyone sucks the "cool kid's" dick. Everyone picks on the same people. And when I say everyone. I mean the group that hangs around and clings to the current affairs. It's JUST a board.
18. The better you are the more people like you. If you suck. Then you suck as a person. Respect is measured in how well you flow. It's called a RAP BOARD.
19. Not feeling good ? Have some personal matters that are bothering you ? Wow. I bet your social life is clearing right up since you're spending 18 hours on the net crying about it. Go listen to some Sage Francis and slit your wrist to Haikus you jerks. TURN OFF THE MONITOR AND GO OUT.
20. This one straight pisses me off. You made a track on the net. The same people that jocked you before they knew you was a nerdy white kid from Kansas who falls off beat every snare, tell you it's dope. Now you got an ego. Honestly.. that just speaks for itself numbnuts. Stfu. a) it's a NET track b) My mom told me I colored good when I was 5.. and the shit was outta the lines.. so word. PEOPLE LIE TO MAKE YOU FEEL GOOD.
21. You're leaving the net ? Thanks for telling us.. Jesus I'm glad I knew before sitting here for hours wondering where Gunit_icemoney_thugkill1242 was at. Just do it. You'll be back anyways.
22. Aliases are fun. But annoying.
23. Everyone ghostwrites. If not for anyone then they have an alias. Get over it.
24. Stop posting pics of yourself. Seriously. 1-2 is enough. I don't wanna look at you mutated faggots everyday in different akward poses. If you're a chick.. then ok. But it better progress with some slutness. I honestly don't know why guys would want other guys to look at them with some intricate photo-album showing off their "new shoes" or some shit. Woopty fuckin do. Want me to take a picture when I trim my pubes next time ?
25. She's not a virgin. If you've seen her naked. She's not a virgin. Sorry.


I'll add more in a bit.

[Sal-V]

priceless, lmao.

[MakeShyft]

13. Audio died in 2004.

the fuck?

so you sayin rap is japenese subtitles now?

Goddam ricers..

[Serbs]

I could use a guy like you to help write the mag next week.

[Paradox1080p]

Here's a list I've put together at things I've learned since I been chilling around rap boards.

1. You are NOT an MC. Sorry. Just because you can work CEP doesn't make you an artist. People who brag about it get laughed at enough so lets just let them live their fantasy.
2. You do text. That's it. Bragging about text is like Sdizzle bragging about all the hot chicks he's been with. Shit doesn't make sense.
3. You don't live in the projects in Compton. I'm sorry but you don't. No one that has over 100 posts on any rap board, is a thug. So quit cuz we're done laughing.. it's just getting old now.
4. You're not some pimp that gets every hot girl in a 8 mile radius. If you are.. then WHY THE FUCK YOU HERE !?!
5. If you're on a rap board and hate rap.. then you -might- have down syndrome...just sayin..
6. You're not gonna get signed. Seriously. If you have that in your mind and just work on your music as an art form. You'll go farther and be happier.
7. See that asshole in the lounge ? Everyone hating on him ? People throwing rocks at his grandmother ? He has an ego ? Yea. Next month it'll be someone new. GET THE FUCK OVER IT.
8. Someone ducked you in an online battle ? Or cheated ? Woopty fuckin dooooooo. It's called the INTERNET. Not the REAL WORLD
9. You wanna sell a mixtape ? Awesome. But please don't have 8 and been rapping for 3 months. Maybe THAT'S why you're still broke. Only do shit when you're polished. No one wants to throw away 5 $.
10. He has 10,000,000 posts. LYKE OMGZ. Stfu. You will too in 2 months.
11. Despite what you think. No one on here really gets a fuck what happens to you. It effects them in no way.. just thought I'd let you know.
12. Text died in 2002.
13. Audio died in 2004.
14. If you come to the site and didn't know people posted rap here.. then you -might- have down syndrome.
15. Every guy here thinks that if he can "mack" on AIM he's the shit. Ever wonder if it's a guy with fake pics ? Jea.. smooth.. real smooth James Bond. Now you're gay.


I'll add more in a bit.

:yes: :yes: :yes:
these words are holy...

this is a scripture..not a thread

learn NERDS!....LEARN!!!

[Ay-El-Em]

lol they a funny read... i dont think i come into any of them catagorys... i hope lol...

[Knight Mayor]

2. You do text. That's it. Bragging about text is like Sdizzle bragging about all the hot chicks he's been with. Shit doesn't make sense.

ROFL at this one.

[D.V.R.a.k.a.M.C.]

Hmm....Lmao...Dope

[Jae Cyph]

Get`em Quotienter.

[..?]

wordizzle.

[Issue]

Lol...

If you're a chick.. then ok. But it better progress with some slutness.

...Rofl.

But yeh man, you made some good points with this. Basically, this isn't life... this is the internet, occasional fun, those people who deal with this like shits hard or whatever on here, well they deserve to get merked constantly.

nice thread.

[flump]

so basicly quo's post is saying everything about rap boards is wack.

even though he been on them since i was like 5 lmao

and will be on them till my kids are 5 or till i have 5 kids.

love you quo :yes:

[Cels]

rofl

good shit

[Facts Machine]

Here's a list I've put together at things I've learned since I been chilling around rap boards.

1. You are NOT an MC. Sorry. Just because you can work CEP doesn't make you an artist. People who brag about it get laughed at enough so lets just let them live their fantasy.
You mean to say that being on a rap website automatically doesn't make you an MC? False... But If you only mean some people, then it's true.
2. You do text. That's it. Bragging about text is like Sdizzle bragging about all the hot chicks he's been with. Shit doesn't make sense.
I hate braggers, but being dope at text does make sense, cuz it shows you can write... it may not prove u can rap, but it does prove u can write.
3. You don't live in the projects in Compton. I'm sorry but you don't. No one that has over 100 posts on any rap board, is a thug. So quit cuz we're done laughing.. it's just getting old now.
Word, but I live in the projects right now and I'm not a thug, most thugs are idiots.
4. You're not some pimp that gets every hot girl in a 8 mile radius. If you are.. then WHY THE FUCK YOU HERE !?!
LMAO, word.
5. If you're on a rap board and hate rap.. then you -might- have down syndrome...just sayin..
I hate rap-haters who go to rap boards.
6. You're not gonna get signed. Seriously. If you have that in your mind and just work on your music as an art form. You'll go farther and be happier.
Being on a rapboard doesn't mean you won't get signed though... Shit, it's been done before.
7. See that asshole in the lounge ? Everyone hating on him ? People throwing rocks at his grandmother ? He has an ego ? Yea. Next month it'll be someone new. GET THE FUCK OVER IT.
Yep.
8. Someone ducked you in an online battle ? Or cheated ? Woopty fuckin dooooooo. It's called the INTERNET. Not the REAL WORLD
That's what i'm saying, but I don't agree with the cheated part.. If a nigga cheats, how can u not be mad?
9. You wanna sell a mixtape ? Awesome. But please don't have 8 and been rapping for 3 months. Maybe THAT'S why you're still broke. Only do shit when you're polished. No one wants to throw away 5 $.
Good advice, and i haven't even finished my first CD cuz it's hard gettin a studio's quality to record.
10. He has 10,000,000 posts. LYKE OMGZ. Stfu. You will too in 2 months.
LOL
11. Despite what you think. No one on here really gets a fuck what happens to you. It effects them in no way.. just thought I'd let you know.
gives* and word.
12. Text died in 2002.
Heh, I bet in 3 years i'll be saying "text died in 2005"... so this is blah.
13. Audio died in 2004.
Same as above
14. If you come to the site and didn't know people posted rap here.. then you -might- have down syndrome.
True
15. Every guy here thinks that if he can "mack" on AIM he's the shit. Ever wonder if it's a guy with fake pics ? Jea.. smooth.. real smooth James Bond. Now you're gay.
LOL @ James Bond
16. Asking people on AIM to vote for your "battles" not only interupts the porn industry, but is quite frankly the gayest form of netceeing known to man. I think we should make it another level. We got.. Text.. Audio.. Poetry.. And AIM Voting.
Yeah, I hate that.
17. Rap boards are basically high school. Everyone sucks the "cool kid's" dick. Everyone picks on the same people. And when I say everyone. I mean the group that hangs around and clings to the current affairs. It's JUST a board.
I've noticed that too, it's gay.
18. The better you are the more people like you. If you suck. Then you suck as a person. Respect is measured in how well you flow. It's called a RAP BOARD.
Word, peeps try to get respect with their EI gimmicks.
19. Not feeling good ? Have some personal matters that are bothering you ? Wow. I bet your social life is clearing right up since you're spending 18 hours on the net crying about it. Go listen to some Sage Francis and slit your wrist to Haikus you jerks. TURN OFF THE MONITOR AND GO OUT.
lol @ crying about it, that's overacting, but I feel what ur sayen... cuz it does get annoying.
20. This one straight pisses me off. You made a track on the net. The same people that jocked you before they knew you was a nerdy white kid from Kansas who falls off beat every snare, tell you it's dope. Now you got an ego. Honestly.. that just speaks for itself numbnuts. Stfu. a) it's a NET track b) My mom told me I colored good when I was 5.. and the shit was outta the lines.. so word. PEOPLE LIE TO MAKE YOU FEEL GOOD.
Word, peeps get gassed up.
21. You're leaving the net ? Thanks for telling us.. Jesus I'm glad I knew before sitting here for hours wondering where Gunit_icemoney_thugkill1242 was at. Just do it. You'll be back anyways.
lol most do come back, but I haven't made a good-bye thread yet so I dunno
22. Aliases are fun. But annoying.
Agreed
23. Everyone ghostwrites. If not for anyone then they have an alias. Get over it.
I don't ghost write.
24. Stop posting pics of yourself. Seriously. 1-2 is enough. I don't wanna look at you mutated faggots everyday in different akward poses. If you're a chick.. then ok. But it better progress with some slutness. I honestly don't know why guys would want other guys to look at them with some intricate photo-album showing off their "new shoes" or some shit. Woopty fuckin do. Want me to take a picture when I trim my pubes next time ?
Wordness.
25. She's not a virgin. If you've seen her naked. She's not a virgin. Sorry.
LOL

I'll add more in a bit.

Woopty Fuckin Do.

[Dirty Prose]

Rotf..

..that def gets a word