Mid-Nightmare Heist
In the middle of the night, in the heart of the heist,
Were ready to pull it off, and cart off the ice,
Been planning this for nights... were ready to do it right,
But it all rides on me, and what I see this time,
We climb to the roof, gear up - So far were fine,
Pitch Black - Like were Blind, Flick the goggle switch,
Lights Bright, Seeing green... My hands start to twitch,
Crack the glass... Grab the ropes - Were ready to get rich,
Then I Toss and I Turn - My Eyes Begin to Burn,
This Money That I'll Steal, Will I have to Earn,
I Flip then I Kick - My Eyes Begin to Itch,
Are we Gonna Pull the Heist, Will I End Up Rich?
The Skylight Shatters - No Signal of Alarm Yet,
We Repel Through the Glass, I break a Bizarre Sweat,
Remembering... As We Finish The Drop,
Exactly How I'm Going to have To break this Lock,
Hit the ground - Make no Sound, The Room Silent,
Spray The Mist in the Air - The red Lasers look Violent,
Crack the Code, The systems down - I Commence to Pant,
I Gotta work Fast, The system is only Down for an Instant,
Then I Toss and I Turn - My Eyes Begin to Burn,
This Money That I'll Steal, Will I have to Earn,
I Flip then I Kick - My Eyes Begin to Itch,
Are we Gonna Pull the Heist, Will I End Up Rich?
Carefully Making my Way to where The Diamond Is Encased,
The Most Difficult Burglary So-Far that I've Faced,
My Heart Began to Race - As I Cut the Casing of the Jewel,
Hesitantly Reaching In - After I Pocket My Tools,
Grasp The Stone - Removing the Gem it From where it Sits,
I Grab the Rope and Pull, And My Feet Begin to Lift,
A Red Flash Gleams, and Shines off the Shiny Walls,
Half-Way To the Roof The Sirens Begin to Bawl,
Then I Toss and I Turn - My Eyes Begin to Burn,
I've Already Fucked Up Twice, Will I ever Learn?
I Flip then I Kick - My Eyes Begin to Itch,
The Heist Just Turned to Shit... Why Is Life A Bitch?
I Hear the Blaring
...As I Think "Shit I Knew It."
Did We Pull off the Heist, I Won't Ever Know...
................Cause My Alarm Clock Just Blew It.