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Thread: The Best Punchlines, Metaphors, Similies, Disses etc.

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    never herd of him

    but dizzee owns all england hip hop/grime
    Can't Touch The Messiah.

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    They playin this in every club, whip, party and bar you in
    Give you more blood clots than two jamaicans arguin

    I don't want to hear you wack motherfuckers hating me
    Niggas is Australian they're so far beneath me

    Cause on the shelf is where your LP cold stood
    Because it was no good, that shit ain't even go wood

    N i got 1 similar to the Rakim 1 -

    Take me from under the tree cause im ßasically gifted
    I'll leave your Shit Fucked like you were anally fisted

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    why was this upped?

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    immortal technique: come at me get clapped and holla back ya'll cant freestyle screwed off the top like bottle caps

    dead prez: hope you find peace where you at cause the only peace here is the gat

    sage francis: theres a strong need for blood for whats been uncoverd under the rubble some dug for answers in the mess but the rest where looking for trouble
    hit up these om's wit some feed

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    ya like the ninja turtles cz ya leader is a rat- the game
    Can't Touch The Messiah.

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    "Seeing me is like seeing a vampire's reflection"
    - Canibus

    "I should change my name to phillip cause I'm screwing you up
    Like chicks with tongue piercings I'm assuming you suck
    Plus, I'm the chosen one, you're feeling me like trinity
    But you ain't ready to see me lose it, like your daughter's virginity"
    - Substantial

    "Words travel like Magellan does, you on top? Dead it cause
    If you're over me - you must have fell in love
    Puff an L and bug, cause I won't be swatted
    I can't be seen - I'll be a dalmation and still won't be spotted
    Cause in raps, you're played
    Your piece of shit raps get bitch-slapped
    till it's all pitch black like Satchel Paige"
    - Session

    "My quote's cock block throats
    and leave MCs unable to respond, like I just told a homless person a knock knock joke"
    - Vakill

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    *dies after reading too many wack lines*

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    Quote Originally Posted by The Drifter
    Big L got some classics.

    'I'm so ahead of my time.. my parents haven't met yet'

    '...mad Hoes.. ask Beavis.. I get nothing Buthead.'

    He got loads..
    first one was jay z's =\

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    Quote Originally Posted by The Drifter
    Big L got some classics.

    'I'm so ahead of my time.. my parents haven't met yet'

    '...mad Hoes.. ask Beavis.. I get nothing Buthead.'

    He got loads..
    never gets old yo

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tecu
    first one was jay z's =\


    Keyword there is Jay-Z a.k.a Mr. Big Up

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tecu
    first one was jay z's =\
    No It Wasn't =/

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    "you false,plastic in other words fake dude
    you know all teh tricks in the book
    how comes none will date you"

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    Re: The Best Punchlines, Metaphors, Similies, Diss

    just for the hell of it

    Man i can tighten loops like a lasso
    You see my blood runs blue like a cut up a tattoo

    MC Suffa from Hilltop Hoods

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    Overall Net Record= 28-13

    W-O-G

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    Re: The Best Punchlines, Metaphors, Similies, Diss

    .......wtf are you doing?

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    24 x OM Hall Of Fame

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    Re: The Best Punchlines, Metaphors, Similies, Diss

    this thread is wack..

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