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Thread: The Best Punchlines, Metaphors, Similies, Disses etc.

  1. #61
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    I Don't Eat Beans But Fuck It Kiss Gonna Eat....
    Jadakiss Vrs Beanie Segal

    Slim Anus Damn Right Slim Anus I Don't Get Fucked Like Ya Two Little Playin Faggots

    Eminem Vrs Icp(I Think)

    You Made It A Hot Line I Made IT A Hot Song

    Jayz Vrs Nas

    Big Dogg Glen Rob Listen God You A Flea...
    And Your Little Homie Jungle Just A Garden To Me

    Jayz i Think Dissin Nas Again Lol
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  2. #62
    ((.D.O.C.))
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    dont kno many off da top but
    canibus, cassidy, and jay are probobly da best freestylers rite now
    dat arent underground

  3. #63
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    "Killin yall niggaz on that lyrical shit/
    mayonaisse color benz i push miracle whips" -Kanye

    "If I see ya car in traffic ima Jacket like Burlington"-Cassidy

    "You think L slow, hell no/
    Bitches get fucked on the roof when i aint got no hotel dough"-Big L

  4. #64
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    best punchlines- "ask beavis i get nothing butt- head" Bigl
    "you couldnt make the crowd throw up their hands if they swallowed their fingers" Eminem
    "ill rip your arms out your sockets and tell you to hold on" Big Pun

    best diss ever- eminems quitter diss towards everlast.. jay-z takeover diss towards nas.. nas's ether diss towards jay-z.. cormegas poetry diss towards nas

  5. #65
    doesnotexist
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    Quote Originally Posted by -SciontifiK-
    o i didnt kno u love em that much that u hafta put his webcam lookin pic in ur profile...in a wife beater gay

    First of all ure a newb retard cuz u didnt know what Chino looks like and u thought that was me in the pic lmfao And u tried to be funny but it backfired.

    Second what hes holding is the point of the pic.....moron. But I wouldnt be suprised if u didnt know who Ras Kass is either.

  6. #66
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    i read this in a battle on here a while ago
    i dont remember who said it butthey won
    it was their closure

    "I see you contiplating your doom,
    you wouldn't be the illest in lines if u were an AIDS patient in a waiting room"

    dam

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    Over 80 million copies sold, and I Didn't have to do it with 10 or 11 year olds.


    Dr.Dre vs. R kelly

  8. #68
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    Quote Originally Posted by OliverClohsoff
    Over 80 million copies sold, and I Didn't have to do it with 10 or 11 year olds.


    Dr.Dre vs. R kelly
    Wasn't That Diss To Jermaine Dupri............??????

  9. #69
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    Quote Originally Posted by Vanja
    First of all ure a newb retard cuz u didnt know what Chino looks like and u thought that was me in the pic lmfao And u tried to be funny but it backfired.

    Second what hes holding is the point of the pic.....moron. But I wouldnt be suprised if u didnt know who Ras Kass is either.

    lol yo who is that a pic of in your sig vanja?

  10. #70
    flump
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    Quote Originally Posted by :)
    lol yo who is that a pic of in your sig vanja?
    thats chino xl

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    originated before paul pierce, as i am the truth
    i take em out the park like i was babe ruth

    or

    i consistently take em out like ken griffey
    .. im back

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    cuz i nigga were coofie it dont mean that he bright
    just means u dont understand all the bull shit that he rights
    is it oochie wally wally or is it one mic
    is it black girl lost or shortie owe u for ice
    .. im back

  13. #73
    doesnotexist
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    Oh Dear God ure still showing your face here^^ LOL

  14. #74
    yo,
    this is a good one Fugees punch

    "play my enemies like a game of chess"
    "when i rest, No stress"
    I think that its ill
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    Im, im, the, illest, illest, emcee, cee, cee

  15. #75
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    i like dat fugees punch

    "i leave u dead in da middle of little italy little did we know every riddle so we don't know diddly" big pun endagered speacies

    I battle u on da net
    i battle u in da flesh
    i battle u on da phone u can call me collect
    canibus

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