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Thread: The Best Punchlines, Metaphors, Similies, Disses etc.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Gunman tha Great
    yeah thats neither a diss line or dope first of all its bitten off Jay Z and its horribly bitten and its not dope.
    How Can It Be Bitten When Jayz Barely Said It


    Lol Rakims Line Was Dope
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    Quote Originally Posted by Jimmy Nuetron
    How Can It Be Bitten When Jayz Barely Said It


    Lol Rakims Line Was Dope


    yea but he had the concept first
    fab attempted to flip it and failed horribly

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    i take u to school so often they confuse me with a yellow bus...

    thought that was a clever punch by ill chris

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mr W.Rite
    yea but he had the concept first
    fab attempted to flip it and failed horribly

    ^^Bows Head^^

    Thank You....

    I Didn't Know

    But Fabolous Been Sayin Those Jersey Punchlines
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    ^^yeah he has but not that one.

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    Immortal technique!
    Something like....
    " Now motha fuckahs tryna dis me? Rasicm Frozen in time like walt disney! "

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    that banks line is fucking wack!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    I'm big dog, Glen Rob, Listen dog you're a flea
    And your little homie Jungle is a garden to me-Jay-z to nas

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    Call a Go Go Dancer....
    I get up in that ass and wreck shop like colon cancer
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    Quote Originally Posted by -SciontifiK-
    ^^^

    ya pic man needs to take a rest...
    u look like atom bomb from the WWF


    lol

    LMAO U actually thought that was me in the pic LMFAO.....THATS CHINO XL U DUMB FUCK!

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    Quote Originally Posted by FairInHeight
    that banks line is fucking wack!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    I'm big dog, Glen Rob, Listen dog you're a flea
    And your little homie Jungle is a garden to me-Jay-z to nas
    why do u fuckin talk????

    that rakim line is dope as fuck... um... gotta check the data base

    it either be " this watch was an exchange for your necklace" 50cents wack ass

    or tupacs " and i fucked your bitch fat muther fucker"... best diss lines i can think of right now

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    Handling fists to get rich
    I'm going overboard like strong-willed Africans off of ships
    Illest lyrics ever invented, said it, meant it
    You're hearing more claps than inside a Vietnam V.D. clinic, get it?-"Chino XL"

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    My Rhymes leave ur minds mt. like mountain abrreviations

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    Juice vs Supernatural lmao...suprised nobody been quotin this stuff lol...

    Juice tore tha fuck outta him...so here u guys go...Freestyle...

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    "You got an afro and dreads like Wilson nigga pick it"

    "Everybody wanna mingle?
    Now let's sing the lyrics to this nigga's very last single...(silence)...
    I'll diss him with a poem
    Don't nobody sing 'em cos don't nobody know 'em"

    "Nigga couldn't do it if he sucked all 9 of the judges"

    "I'm a real emcee, he a god-damn impressionist!"

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