The Best Punchlines, Metaphors, Similies, Disses etc.

[Wise Ways]

it doesn't bother me none
like retarded kids throwing ice cubes at the sun

with a style more unused then follupian tubes in a dyke

ya better off battling cancer under telephone cables

ya like kevin spacey, ya styles usually suspect

i'll burn an orphanage just to bring heat to you bastards

my metaphores are dirty like herpes but harder to catch
like an escape tunnel in prision, i started from scratch

i jerk off into books and give life to words
leaving concepts stuck together you've probably never heard

my musics like my dick, but harder to swallow

i'll bring tragedy to rap without my man kahdafi

my enemies are obsessed with me like that bitch in misery

i'll rip the electrons out ya body and make you positive

my styles nasty like protruding bone fractures

i'll resurect your abborted baby and kill it again

i'll rip you down, take a chunk of you home like the berlin wall

cause aids infested child melestors aren't sicker then me

you couldn't face off with me during plastic surgery

-immortal technique

ya videos hard to watch like madusa

-common sense

[doesnotexist]

^^ half that shit aint wordplay lol



" I'll turn to channel 2 if I wonna CBS/ See B.S." - CHino

[Wise Ways]

well fuck you then

[s to the]

i consistently takem out the park like ken griffey

*my fav*

im a rocafella soldier i though ti told ya, hustala nigga move weight like oprah

[RealiM]

^ first ones a similie.. second ones whack.

[Telekinetic]

I saw this and had to write a few.

This cat got std’s cause this pussy is sick
Over reactors are played yet never radio active
Pregnant bitches are women that layed down an fucked up

[Kaput Mundi]

ok, safe i don't have any common albums but do have a few of his songs, does the album Resurrection have ''i used to love her'' on it

Yes it does and if you don't have it..COP IT NOW!
Wordplay...Talib Kweli "We the new era you're just a starter cap" or "I drop it in the pocket because rock is my occupation.."
Haven't had time to get those Common wordplays yet though...I remeber one about being a doctor and not having the patience...but there are many more

[Kaput Mundi]

Still thinking of Kweli...in the Eternal Reflection album Xzibit has this line that had me rolling...
"hardcore till somebody put me under the ground with a dick up your ear still couldn't fuck with my sound"

[idle]

safe, if you got anymore please post them thanks in advanced

[Kaput Mundi]

^why are you so interested anyway?Curiosity or what else?

[idle]

i wanted to hear some examples after hearing immortal i wanted to see if there were any better than the 'eclipse/clips' one which i don't think there are.

[Ron B. Vicious]

^That common line was dope, and i always thought jay said” my pops new exactly what he did when he made me tried to get a nut and he got a nut” meaning nut in two ways, i jus learned something

his line was 'tried to get a nut and he got a nut and what' meaning jay z is calling himself crazy.

best wordplay is Common, "they say hiphop is dead i'm here to resurrect myself'

[Kaput Mundi]

^didn't it say I'm here to resurrect ME?I thought so...

[Ron B. Vicious]

^^Same thing

[Kaput Mundi]

^I know,I know it just didn't sound right with the myself at the end....