The Best Punchlines, Metaphors, Similies, Disses etc.

[j3andit]

some of ya'll listing some whack punchlines..and lmao @ dude sayin his lines were dope when they're shit.

COPYWRITE: dunno if anybody's posted any of his..but he's dope as shit.

Shyne from behind bars like Jamaal Barrows <--DOOOPE, like 3 different plays right there

I ain't even light the spliff yet and already my eyes are bloodshot like a crip's set.

I'm like a med school scholarship cuz for free I'll turn a lame virgin into a brain surgeon

If you a G, you as silent as the one in front of gnome

Like Laffy Taffy I got a joke on every (w)rapper

The only Matrix I know is hoes after April <---this made me LOL

"your weed like Biggie second release - too seedy " (2 CD)

Cummin at you (achoo) like I sneezed through my dick

ill leave you in the middle of nowHere like the letter H.



...seriously it could go on for days..his punches are incredible.

[Keeby Swaggz]

that's a fantastic ass...

[thatKidB]

sure this was posted but

L keep rapper's hearts pumpin like Reeboks - Big L

[B-Dro_56]

"Put the chrome to your cranium
click-clack BOOM
make your dome into a stadium"

[Premiumm]

Most likely they have been posted but some old Em ones..

You can be Run-D, you'll never beat the MC
I'll stop the alphabet at S and got it down to a T

You flowers got no clout with a thang
You could date a stick of dynamite and wouldn't go out with a bang

I showered the slang, simple as A,B,C's
Skip over the D's and rock the microphone with ease

I'm greeted with flocks, of fellow follower's singers
You couldn't make the fans throw up their hands if they swallowed their fingers

Cause you can be quick, jump the candlestick, burn your back
And fuck Jill on a hill, but you still ain't Jack

Your ass forgot, so just in case you don't remember me
I'll run your brain around the block to jog your fucking memory
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as far as disses I think Nail In The Coffin By Eminem is the best diss song there is.