the Sex thread

[Ron B. Vicious]

i wonder if this'll get closed but if it does oh well. Here all of you nutsack ball lints will speak on all things sexual allow me to begin

If you as a women don't do the following things then you are horrible in bed

ride dick
make noise
ride dick how the man tells you too
hold your own damn legs up
throw your ass back whenever doing it doggy style
offer to ride dick
offer your opinion (slow it up, faster, right there---things of that nature)

i'll put more up later, and if you don't do any of these things and think just because no man said 'hey you're horrible in bed' or some said you were good, rest assure they were all lying to you and only said that so they could continue having sex with you.

Also a suggestion, when you are having the style of doggy position reach down and juggle/play with his testies, guys like it

anyway hurry up b4 one of the virgin mods close this

[Logic Speaks]

*reminds you they are like 3 females on this site*

[RXL]

lol@ hold your own damn legs up

you lazy bastard

when the bitch's are getting plugged there not be able to hold there own legs up

so i hold em for them sometimes, i slapped the shit out this bitch one time cause she kept letting em fall and i didint wanna hold em up

she pulled the hair out her face and said sorry rofl

[Mixed Toxins]

lets talk about sex baby... lets talk about you and me...

[RXL]

*reminds you they are like 3 females on this site*

*googles hummy puffer*

[Logic Speaks]

I still don't know whata hummy puffer is

[RXL]

its when you puff on a hummer nigga damn

and think about it

if a bitch came up to you and said

let me google your slick willy

what she want?


so...

*googles hummy puffer*

[Logic Speaks]

oh...

*denies ever saying that*

[Ron B. Vicious]

*reminds you they are like 3 females on this site*

and i am teaching them all

RXL i have no time for holding of their legs, i'm holding mydamn self up with my arms cuz i don't wanna flop my 200 pound frame on their small bodies, besides its better controlling for my motion when i'm holding my body weight up myself, so yeah i'm the guru of sex, *awaits a female counterpart to say bad shit about men in the sack* Since Queenstyle is legel now maybe she can shed some light on this subject

[Mixed Toxins]

So has anyone had sex with there pillow, or is it just me?

[Logic Speaks]

So has anyone had sex with there pillow, or is it just me?

i prefer the corner of my bed or the couch but whatever floats your boat

or makes you ejaculate

[Mixed Toxins]

i prefer the corner of my bed or the couch but whatever floats your boat

or makes you ejaculate

Sometimes i just like to hump things.

[Fat]

I like Fucking The TWins. They Got Good GRip. And when 1 of them get Tired They can just switch. But its kinda Ruff.

.........And yes im talking about my RIght and left hand.

[Ron B. Vicious]

ever tried simply fucking a can of vasaline? i mean they say vasaline is good to beat off with why not fuck it? myself i don't use vasaline, lotion is soo much better

vasaline=simulating fucking a girl with a condom on
lotion=simulating fucking a girl raw

[Mixed Toxins]

ever tried simply fucking a can of vasaline? i mean they say vasaline is good to beat off with why not fuck it? myself i don't use vasaline, lotion is soo much better

vasaline=simulating fucking a girl with a condom on
lotion=simulating fucking a girl raw

I have a watermelon in my fridge should, i try?