So i woke up 2day..

[Midniite]

So i woke up 2day bout 8 oclock to go sign on, got a cup of coffee n started drinkin it lookin out my window onto the estate n while im lookin out my window i see our fuckin cat in the garden so i give him a evil look cuz i pretty much dont like the fat fuck n he kinda evils me bak n then scuffs his paws on the grass n SHITS right in the centre of the garden whilst still starin at me then he just flicks it about or summin n skips off. cheeky little cunt, bet its all cause i kicked him up the ass n watched him fly a fair few feet cause he wudnt shut the fuck up, probably hungry or summin but he always fuckin eats.

just thort id let u lot kno cuz theres so much bollox threads on this site i thort id add to it

[Ismael]

ur stupid.

[Miss Anita Hafsechs]

lol...this was deffinetly one of the more bollox threads...whudeva bollox is

[Midniite]

yea ismael , aint we all son shame u aint much cleverer i never knew ''ur'' was a word

oh n to the lady above bollox means like ''shit''

[Bigg E Z]

So i woke up 2day..

..Damn, what a shame!

[Midniite]

^^i kno i was hopin to get up at 9 but u see my small penised freind i had to be at dole meetin for 9:25am so i woulda been in quite a pickle wudnt i if i woke up at 9

[Miss Anita Hafsechs]

scuffs his paws on the grass n SHITS right in the centre of the garden

theres so much bollox threads

lol

[Bigg E Z]

^^i kno i was hopin to get up at 9 but u see my small penised freind i had to be at dole meetin for 9:25am so i woulda been in quite a pickle wudnt i if i woke up at 9

..Lmao, Dole meeting!

[FriendlyAlbanian]

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That must of hurt your ass man. When did your anus stop bleeding?

[Midniite]

^^it still bleeds wen i shit mate, fink its piles or summin. u got me on ya ignore list aint u? guess u aint that much of a gangsta if u cant stomach wat i type liek that man whore bruklor, ay man do they have horse n carts in albania?, i always thort albania was like a shit hole, poor ugly people livin in mud houses, gettin raped constantly, is it hard to live over there, bet u dont get much money wat? probably cupple shillings every now n then for polishin shoes on street yea? s'alrite mate, guess we've all been there but u are sadly stuck in the same place.

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The whole couch is red? Man.. Don't sit on white furniture after your anus gets raped. Atleast sit on a towel.

[Midniite]

lol @ u slyley checkin wat ive posted n then blockin me again lmao, sad fuck.

yea i tend not to sit on white furniture cuz i basically dont have any. stings wen i whipe my ass to, u seem to know a fair bit about male ass,blood outta ass,rape n cock , got any advice? cept the obvious ''keep cock outta ya ass'' which ive kept out all my life n still going! u type about this shit like ure experienced

[elemental_game]

Wtf

[Midniite]

Wtf

Well Then Fuckoff! if u dont understand it

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I dunno? Club soda or some shit? Since I don't take other mens cocks into my ass I've never had to deal with my anus bleeding all over a couch.