Basically I was chilling with my bitch, nuggets, she has three legs. Double OG Jacko comes out of no where tellin me he sleeps with kids n shit, so im like no shit Jacko i knew yooz a gay nigguh n shit. He tells me about sconex n how he been in high school for the past 4 years, n I was like thats normal nigga, n he like nahh, i mean im a super duper senior. So i'z like shit. Then OG granny comes wanting his weed back from nuggets, who robbed that nigga for his weed, n smoked that shit. I think it was sour Diesel, but shit was aight. so im there laughing cuz nuggets smoked that shit already, and granny was gettin mad so he left with his panties in a twist. He came back with some other og nigga named auntie n niggas shot us. Nuggets gots away, but me n jacko got shot, but he survived cuz tha nigga be carrying a wallet filled with pictures of his flings, n most of them aint admitted to pg-13 movies n shit. well shit, im here shot in the heart n shit n im just chillin n shit, n i come onto the computer to tell ya cuz ya my best friends n shit cuz them og niggas dont like me cuz ... my bitch nuggets just be robbin them for they drugs n not getting money, cuz we smoke all that shit. also, cuz im a loser and i have no motherfucking life..
Moral of the Story: IF YOUR STORY IS SOMEWHERE NEAR AS OUTRAGEOUS OR AS DUMB AS THIS THEN PLEASE DONT WASTE YOUR TIME TYPING THIS. WE HAVE BANDWIDTH THAT WE DONT TRY TO EXCEED AND RB WILL BE A MUCH MORE HAPPIER PLACE WITHOUT YOUR PATHETIC EDGAR ALLEN POE IN THE HOOD ANECDOTES. thank you for your cooperation
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Originally Posted by Vanja
