I think there's something people forgot, due to the fact we have allowed so many new kids into the league. LLL IS A PRIVILEDGE. Back when I was in Jr, you coulnd't even GET into LLL without a whole lot of string pulling, and being dope. So, we are going to go back to that. If you suck, you're gone plain n' simple. If you're dope, and you show, you can stay. If you're kinda decent, but show every week, you can stay. Hence dizzle.
Last Week was another fucking embarrassment to the league. So, anyone who no shows this week is kicked outta the league for a month. I don't care what the fuckin reason is, if you ain't in the hospital ya damn self, then you best show. And if you are in the hospital, you better ask the nurse to bring your laptop over to you by the deadline... no show twice, you're gone for the season.
Now, on to better things... I'm making some changes to the league to bring back some of the fun. The MW title, which somehow disappeared, is now going to be up for grabs every week. So, that's three title shots. I will also be setting up some tag-team matches, and various other types of battles to keep shit interesting. Don't worry, no funky gimmick matches or any shit like that... (sorry BTK).
Also, another good thing - God is back. We need all the talent we can get, and I'm sure he intends TO SHOW UP this time around... and he brings with him alot of skill. Welcome the lord back...
I guess, I am in complete control here now as Feeble has things to deal with. So, I think playoffs will be coming up shortly... after next week. So you kids have two weeks to strut ya stuff, and since we have a smaller league this season, only the top 12 getting in to the playoffs. Better come hard.
THAT ALSO MEANS IF YOU'RE CURRENTLY SIGNED OUT, YOU BETTER SIGN IN BEFORE NEXT WEEK
Last Week's Battles...
HW Title Match - ...Eclipse... (6-2) vs Feeble Minded (7-1)
Kinda funny how Eclipse spit's fire when he battles me, then comes ass when
it's time for Feeble... hmm... ghostwriter not returning ya calls? I mean,
from the non-poetic flow to the horrid attempts at wit, that shit made me madjust wasting my time reading it. Either way, Feeble manages to make it even worse by no showing, then not even caring... Hopefully, the Legend himself will show next week (he signed out for a week), and regain his well deserved respect and #1 position atop the power rankings... cuz we all know that's where he could be if he wanted... Eclipse, on the other hand, is going to sliiiide into obscurity and stay there. Mark my words. (Sadly) Best Punch:
Originally Posted by ...Eclipse...
LW Title Match - Quote (6-1) vs NuclearConcepts (5-2)
I don't get you Nuc. First, you're all excited at gettin Feeble, always sayin
you just want someone 'worthy' of your effort, then you get Quote., and no show?! I guess somebody got scared... lol.. Whatever. Quote. came kinda ass this week, nothin really good to be honest. I'm starting to understand why you named yourself Quote., when I look at ya verses... let's see if you can get through 16 without quoting some previous post for a punch. At Least this time, Toke, you gon get ya title shot... and with clipse defending it, I might as well crown you champ now. Best Punch:
$pitacular (5-2) vs Replica (5-1)
Yep, Rep no showed again, just like he did against Smoka.. though, I understand why he would against me. I Hit em with some fire, if I do say so myself.. and I do. Basically, he woulda lost anyway, and like I said in my closer, if he somehow won, I'da booted him from LW outta spite. lol, jp. I was disappointed though, because P usually comes with some heat himself... guess we'll have to wait a week to see it. Thanks alot bitch made. Best Punches:
Shadows.Edge (0-0) vs Derive (0-0)
Derive asks me to put him in LLL... even reminded me... then no shows. I'm so glad, I added em. Well, thanks to that, we get nothing from my boy Shadows, who woulda undoubtedly rocked Derive no problem, and givin us a nice read... but, none of that happened. Now we have to wait
another week see see anything from the Legendary Edge. THANKS DERIVE.
Twixn (2-1) vs Knoxxious (2-1)
Another mufuckin no show. Twixn wins with, what I can only call, an attempted verse. I can see you're trying to make an effort to step it up though, so let's see what you got this week Twixn. You're concepts are a little basic, ok, a LOT basic, but maybe just maybe you can tighten
it up a lil bit huh? Try having some other kids in the league give you some feedback BEFORE you post, I think that'll help you alot. Shit kids like Ex might even tutor you if you ask... you need help, so seek it homie. No punches worth quoting...
Daz (2-1) vs Meters (1-0)
Daz came kinda odd, but sorta witty and made it at least readable. Meters... came with what I call artistic experimentation, and it blew up like a bad mix in chemistry class. He was trying to accomplish a merge between creativity, flow, text and audio, which just doesn't work on the net for multiple reasons. Hopefully, my comments pissed him off enough to come like the Meters we all
love, cuz he challenged me to 30 lines over what I said. Coo. Only thing is, we may have to do it in EFL or sum, cuz I think I'll be in one of the title shots this week due to my record.. we can always do an Entertainment Beef Match... s'fine with me. Best Punches:
I don't know why I like that punch, but I laughed.
AMEND (0-1) vs Lethargic (0-0)
Clash of the rusty Iron Titans. AMEND pulls this one off, by a hair. Both came with some weak comparison type punches, alot of filler and plain disses. Nothing great about this at all, and I'mhoping that this isn't what they meant by 'shaking the rust'. Nevertheless, it is only AMEND's 2nd
week, and Leth's 1st, so let's give them the benefit of the doubt. Hey - at least these two had a couple quotables... and THEY BOTH SHOWED imagine that... Best Punches:
Jay. Walker (3-0) vs I'm Deon (3-1)
Deon took this, basically because Jay came like this: Deon, you're fat... and, Deon's fat... yeah, son Deon's obese. Deon spit a lil bit of wittiness, which was coo cuz he wasn't sposed to show anyway. I guess he signed out, so it's really pointless that he won, but he did... Best Punches:
Telekinetic (2-0) vs Tim Corleone (1-4)
And yet, another no show. Fun stuff fellas. Wow, I wish I could write mags all day about... nothing. One good thing came outta this battle - Tim Corleone goes away for good. Not that he was ever really here.
Telekinetic came aiight, woulda got slaughtered had there been a real opponent in there. Tighten up, or you'll soon be losin, nah sayin? Wouldn't want to ruin that purdy record... Best Punch:
Mr. Key (5-5) vs Macabre (4-3)
No show.... again. I'm starting to feel like I'm typing Jay.'s verse instead of a mag. Mac wins, for showing. BTW, thanks for posting a verse anyway man, cool shit. Oh wait - my bad. You DIDN'T. Fine, take the easy win slut.
Sdizzle (3-3) vs Ex (3-3)
Well well... looks like you kids could learn a thing or two from Sdizzle and Ex... cuz they both showed. And they both had punches. Not the best ones, but hey - they are a contributing factor to the league, which is more than I can say for most of you punks. Ex came decent, with his usual bitch-I'm-hard style, n' dizzle stuck to his, hi!-I'm-almost-witty-but-not-dope persona, which has been working for em half the time. Ex pulls a clean win for basically being meaner. Best punch:
Boot Match: Willy Jump (2-4) vs Socrates (3-2)
*sigh*.... no show. Again. AGAIN. Soc, is out, and Willy stays in with a decent attempt at a verse. Had one quotable, that I thought was kinda basic but I ain't seen it yet, it got a laugh outta me:
So that's it. I feel sorry for Ex, who has to come up with 10 punches for the top ten...
SPOTLIGHT EMCEE (interview by Ex): This week it's me. What can I say, no one else was online and we needed this shit up. Plus, I'll son ya. word.
dOpe rappEr yO: what up joseph
spitacular1: not much Joshua. well, actually, a lot.
spitacular1: just outside RB
dOpe rappEr yO: oh word. lifes kickin ya ass i assume
dOpe rappEr yO: but anyways
spitacular1: rotfl
dOpe rappEr yO: as the league goes.
dOpe rappEr yO: any weak spots?
spitacular1: from what I see, we have only a handful of talent - a small hand
spitacular1: theres a lot of weaker kids in the league, which I think started when heads like write n com left
dOpe rappEr yO: and you think that's bad?
spitacular1: very bad. what we get, is a watered down jr with vets that stomp all over these kids
spitacular1: with the return of Leth, Meters, Shadows, God, AMEND, ect. I am hoping this league will become what it used to be - a place where the godly drop text.
dOpe rappEr yO: so, why not drop the weak kids?
spitacular1: thats exactly what is going to happen.
dOpe rappEr yO: word. a lot of cats in there just dead weight
dOpe rappEr yO: who you think pose a threat as of now
spitacular1: sadly, I dont know. Leth and AMEND seem to be stuck back in like 89, Feebles out for a week, Toke's a threat, sometimes, and Meters pulled sum crazy shit last week... so I guess me n Shadows.
dOpe rappEr yO: yeah, mos def.
dOpe rappEr yO: what about Young p?
dOpe rappEr yO: i'm sure u mad at a nigga for last week
spitacular1: you know, Im not so sure about him, because every decent opponent he gets, he flakes on... so well see.
dOpe rappEr yO: yeah. the weak kids you thinkin of droppin are whom?
spitacular1: basically, anyone who drops 10 lines with no quotables. that means, you better have at least 2 for every 20.
spitacular1: and the no shows of course.....
dOpe rappEr yO: yeah. for sure.
dOpe rappEr yO: anyone you ever look forward to facing?
spitacular1: idk... I guess Quote. again, so I can set the record straight... Eclipse, but he aint really showin nuthin worth battlin.. P would have been coo, but now it's like meh... so I guess not really. Oh yeah - I wanna school that foo nuc, he always talkin big too
dOpe rappEr yO: whats up w/you in Soc and the beef tho, yo?
spitacular1: idk, bitch started mouthin off outta nowhere talkin bout takin me in audio - which is a joke- and then when he realized I was down the street from em, he starts cryin about me kickin his ass... rotfl
dOpe rappEr yO: hah.
dOpe rappEr yO: that's a shame.. you would've beat a nigga yo?
spitacular1: I was just gon live battle em
spitacular1: so we could record it and put it on RB for yall to vote
spitacular1: then he says "I cant freestyle" so....
spitacular1: lol
dOpe rappEr yO: lol. wow..
dOpe rappEr yO: i ain't got much to say about that..
dOpe rappEr yO: you pretty much set it str8 yaself
spitacular1: word
spitacular1: but that goes for anyone
spitacular1: dont talk shit unless you can back it.
spitacular1: enough of that shit
spitacular1: LLL - thats what matters to these kids.
spitacular1: and its about to get better
dOpe rappEr yO: i guess L Dub is basically runnin the league now, huh
spitacular1: s'been that way. few heads would argue, but its always that way when you at the top.
spitacular1: we got shit locked though for sure
dOpe rappEr yO: word.
dOpe rappEr yO: any crews you interested in hollering at, to battle?
spitacular1: not really. Only crew worth mentioning is the Future, and we'd stomp ya. 1 love though
dOpe rappEr yO: heh. you sure? forizzle?
spitacular1: is this a challenge or an interview?
spitacular1: yeah, I'm sure
spitacular1: I'd take ya all myself.
spitacular1: word.
spitacular1: lol
spitacular1: though you did son me in the 1-2
spitacular1: so we done yet?
spitacular1: I wanna put the mag up
spitacular1: .....
dOpe rappEr yO: *laffz*
dOpe rappEr yO: yeah, it's a wrap beast
spitacular1: GRRRRRRRRRR
dOpe rappEr yO: hollah hollah hollllllllah
dOpe rappEr yO: rofl
spitacular1: nigga.
TOP 5 PUNCHES by Ex
there wasn't enough for 10. Even more sad, is the fact that most of em are mine. *smh*
5. sadly enough, women say to get ass he'll need wits and luck
cuz if theres a will, theres away.....messages when he hits them up
I'm Deon v. Jay Walker
4. i keep hearin Nuc can come hard w/ effort, watch this guy sweat
cuz face it y'all, kids been in 5 battles & you still aint seen him "try" yet
Quote. v. Nuclear Concepts
3. you don't wanna linger, say one thing, I swear I'm gon bring it
clap ya hard, make ya fuckin ears ring, n' wear em on my finger
$pitacular v. Young P
2. ya just a sequal bitch, beat n' trashed, ya nothin lethal kid
might ass well be eatin ass, way you spit other peoples shit
$pitacular v. Young P
1. but it's been rough for $pit lately, every celebrity has to fry
n' I'm sure Michael goin to jail too, as soon as you testify
$pitacular v. Young P
Gimme some fire this week so we can feature some of yall in the mag too... jesus
POWER RANKINGS
1. Spitacular- Alright, I know you bitches wondering why he’s on top. One Reason: HIS VERSE WAS FUCKING FIRE. That’s it in a nut sack bitches. Until someone stops this kid, you might as well quit LLL right now.
2. Nuclear Concepts- this old ass fart bag is out for blood. He even tried to dismantle Spit in the Entertainment thread. Seems like he wont stop until he wins the belt. But who knows?
3. Quote- The self-proclaimed HW champ, Quote’s innit to winnit. Last week he came with a lackluster performance but this week I’m expecting flames like going to hell. We’ll See though.
4. Expo- Aka Ex Bka Ledge End, is definitely a prodigy. Ever since I known this little herbie, he’s been making moves. Might just say, He’s Dynamic. [/insidejoke]
5. Jacent- My mentor’s back in the fucking league. LLL season 2 champ is back to smite herbs. Watch out, his personals are iller then yo momma’s fried chicken. Plus: SnuffinCatsYo: as long as you say something about me lookin good nekkid
6. Young P- I don’t got too much to say about his long dress ass. He aint show last week, but for lack of people and since im trying to hit ten, he gets the rating. Plus he’s a better flipper then dolphin tails.
7. Telekenetic- This herb merked me…even though I could care less about that battle lmao and was quarter assin it, he’s been merkin loads of heads. He knows how to stroke a good pee pee I guess. Let’s see who else he can abuse.
8. Eclipse- he fell in my book. I have seen some shit but damn, soon as the nigga hit the top he starts falling quicker then suicidal japs. I don’t know what the fuck is up with him, but if he don’t get some act right, his title well get snatched.
9. Daz- that’s me. Im sooooooooooo ill, reading my verses require flu shots. Next week thanks to my buddy twixn, ill be 4-1 and wooorrrrrddddd. I don’t have shit to say. Blah.
10. Shadows Edge- I don’t know. Did he even post last week? If he did I didn’t read it. He’s known to come ill but we have yet to see. Let’s wait. Stay Tuned.
Readers Note: Since you bitches didn’t give me enough shit to judge on I freelanced this shit. If you don’t start coming doper, fucka power ranking ya pussy ass queer lovers. Word.
- Daz Productions
