ok as respect eminems old stuff but after without me i "just lost it"! and this is a funny song every thing in "..." are songs or quotes from his songs...
THE REAL INFINITE A
VERSE 1
may I have your attention please 2X
will the real slim shady please stand up I repeat
will the real slim shady-- [BANG!] u gunna have a problem here
ya look lik ya never seen a female rapper before
hands all in your draws jerkin off cum on da floor
[slap] man what nerve don’t call me no whore
you wanna battle me? gimme da mic I got da floor
I give it a little yo yo now here it begins---
[scratch scratch] then I recite a rap and win
you 'just lose it' and "go crazy" and that’s da end
eminem now look at the deep shit your in
'mosh' with me here we go 1, 2, 3, 4
"ho ho ho merry X-mas*" let me blow *em was santa in da just lose it MV
up Afghanistan silly rabbit not your dick
im only for kids [A god Damn your sick]
well a little mentally ill i am deformed
because of all the drugs I never did im forlorn
about everything im a Fuckin hypochondriac
sickness is always creeping up on me from the back
then I think im gunna die? shit im gunna die?
then pop a couple pills to make the time fly by
woooah omg this hit is too real for me
this "schizophrenia" is gettin quietly takin over my body
but YES! now finally ill have an excuse
ill pled insane its da truth ima "psychotic youth"
also cannibal half lecter half hannibal
disconnecter of animals Em sed "we all mammals"
people jeer and stare but bitch I don’t care
a female white rapper yo you better prepare
you look over me from head to toe
I think you’re a little slow so let me remind you so
HOOK
im infinite a yes ima white rapper
middle fingers will b up if you call me a cracker
because ill never give a fuuuuck!
never give a fuuuuck!
never give a fuuuuck!
never give a fuuuuck!
VERSE 2
Eminem sed to "curse in your raps to sells records"
and I do, so fuck you ive only sold two
n do you really think we care about "8 mile"?
run back to the "313" n please please! stay a while
people say [dissin on EM….damn you got balls]
yea a pair of my ex boyfriend hangin on my bedroom wall
I guess you can say im a "lil shady" n "low down n shifty"
here this is the knife that will kill Eminem [ooooo nifty]
see look how fuckin right I am! [Damn straight!]
they only way em could get laid hmmm….. RAPE!
well a lil off topic but "I still don’t give a fuck"
this is "the way I am" n im great [whut luck…]
now back to "encore" waste of studio time
I could be rappin but now you produce these weak ass rhymes!
n im sick of all these "pop songs em you are annoying"
"so I have been sent here to destroy you" [*bzzzt*]
"and there is millions of them just like me"
who hate "shady", "just lose it" and "without me"
white rappers like me who get laughed at and made fun of constantly
"they just might be the next best thing but not quite me!"
HOOK
cause im infinite a yes ima white rapper
middle fingers will b up if you call me a cracker
because ill never give a fuuuuck!
never give a fuuuuck!
never give a fuuuuck!
never give a fuuuuck!
VERSE 3
Marshall Mathers "is a headache to listen to"
cause he's a hypocrite and to tell ya da truth I am through
I just cant take it "ass lik that" n "puke" were ill
but "big weenie" and "crazy in love" give me "purple pills"
"I guess im in the 10 percent of the others that are out and can"
"shit it" way better than you can ever imagine
people mite say [good god A your crazy]
[ooo look at her dissin the real slim shady]
yea "im sick of him look at him! walkin around
grabbing his you know wut flippin the you kno who" [used to be cute though]
your own fans will say "this is good who sings this"
"infinite a this tape is dope I luv it its rugged she on some crazy shit"
because ima "kill you! you don’t wanna fuck with me" em see
we both white n there is only room for me!
now this is when "bad meets evil" n the evil is A
and lik I said your bad any questions [no] ok
"have you heard of hell ima send you to it"
because you've ruined rap and "murdered instruments"
ima stop to sum it up im sick of it!
n "I turned your stage into a barren wasteland im infinite"
HOOK
cause im infinite a yes ima white rapper
2 middle fingers will b up if you call me a cracker
because ill never give a fuuuuck!
never give a fuuuuck!
never give a fuuuuck!
never give a fuuuuck!
em think of it who wants to be you……?
lets all sit down………
yeah……..
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