Am I crazy?

[conquistador]

First.....I am going to describe two scenarios for you and ask you how you'd respond. After X amount of responses I will tell you what I did.

scenario 1: You are at a red light laughing at a joke that your friend told you and some ms-13 gang members role up and spit on your window and you have a CLK500....what do you do?


scenario 2: You are on NW and Kirby street. A block where hustlers and fiends get crack and coke. A hustler on the block don't like you for no reason and he decides to tell you to get off the block and he starts kicking your car and you have a CLK500...what do you do?

[SimonSays]

First one=forget about it, i'd rather have spit, than birdshit

Sceneria two=ask him what the problem is haha......... if he doesn't provide a legit reason, and he doesn't have any people that would go after you, fucking kick his ass.

[Qui-Gon Illy]

wtf... SPEAK ENGLISH YOU MOTHERFUCKERS

I DONT UNDERSTAND YOUR NIGGER GAY TALK! SPEAK SOME MOTHERFUCKING ENGLISH

[BootyLover]

1: Wash windows.
2: Never go back there again.

[FriendlyAlbanian]

wtf... SPEAK ENGLISH YOU MOTHERFUCKERS

I DONT UNDERSTAND YOUR NIGGER GAY TALK! SPEAK SOME MOTHERFUCKING ENGLISH

LMAO


And... Carlos still wiggin' it up I see.

[World War]

well, i just found out what a clk500 is. i honestly thought it was a gun model....anyway, i wouldn't do anything. i ain't getting shot over a car

[Logic Speaks]

1) Talk shit, if the pull out heat, drive away, come back, and run their bish asses over.
2) Run his bish ass over.

[Civilized Rebel]

1 - Roll window down, blow a kiss smile and wink, then roll it back up.

2 - Ask him politely to stop kicking his car, and if he doesn't, threaten to call the police on a cell phone. If he calls your bluff, don't call the police (It was just a threat after all.) Then kick his ass. Start with kicking him in the nutsack and then shoving a screwdriver in his eye socket. (I for one carry screwdrivers and wrenches around with me.)

[Bigg E Z]

..S.1: Go away now and come back tenfold

S.2: Go away now and come back tenfold..

[conquistador]

fucking beautiful responses so far...keep em coming. I'll tell what I did after reply # 20

[World War]

if you get 20 replies...

[BootyLover]

Carlos gave me his number.