Pubes
Dangling above my pee pee, my pubes run wild
Minus the white, and they resemble Einsteins hairstyle
mmmm so many hairstyles to choose from
bald eagle, striped cat, or the lonely plum
stars, glitter, weave or ice them with cum
pubes truly are for everyone
A crab has to fight for its life in the jungle of pubes
fighting off mites fleas lice and parasites too...
Itching like fire, the blaze envelopes my tender nuts,
musta been...
that donkey i fucked
If you told me my pubes were infested i wouldnt be depressed
because im a baptist kid and the preacher likes to have them blessed
But dont mind people touching my pubes
becuase if yours were this pretty...
Id touch yours too =)
Ahhh my pubes are the reason I strive to survive
I walk around the city naked screaming Pube Pride!
but just then i awake from my dream to a nightmare
to find out im only 11 and i dont have pubic hair!