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  1. #1

    Pubes

    Pubes

    Dangling above my pee pee, my pubes run wild
    Minus the white, and they resemble Einsteins hairstyle
    mmmm so many hairstyles to choose from
    bald eagle, striped cat, or the lonely plum
    stars, glitter, weave or ice them with cum
    pubes truly are for everyone

    A crab has to fight for its life in the jungle of pubes
    fighting off mites fleas lice and parasites too...
    Itching like fire, the blaze envelopes my tender nuts,
    musta been...
    that donkey i fucked
    If you told me my pubes were infested i wouldnt be depressed
    because im a baptist kid and the preacher likes to have them blessed
    But dont mind people touching my pubes
    becuase if yours were this pretty...
    Id touch yours too =)

    Ahhh my pubes are the reason I strive to survive
    I walk around the city naked screaming Pube Pride!
    but just then i awake from my dream to a nightmare
    to find out im only 11 and i dont have pubic hair!

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    i thought you were just kidding
    *Shakes head*
    ...

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    This is my face when i write about pubes ....

    does this look like a joking face to you?

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    LMFAO...yeah...nice
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  5. #5
    noone else wants to touch on my pubes?

  6. #6
    Quote Originally Posted by Chemical~P
    noone else wants to touch on my pubes?

    Yo u rap the same thing as the next guy
    U smoke weed, tote nines
    And u jail bird that ain't learn how to fly
    But yo it's kind of sad when i'm listeinin'
    All yo disses is subliminal
    THe real shit u only whispering
    So if u going to step to the plate
    Step to it like a man
    And not like a premature baby that can fit in the palm of my hand

    Holla Back Nigga!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



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    Last edited by Mantra; March 9th, 2005 at 12:32 AM

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    ^ lmao...wtf?
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    this is dope. but you need to work on structure and punches

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  9. #9
    Punches in poetry?..

    Please..

    Lyric should I close this?...seems unappropriate...but i guess it is poetry..

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    he was joking dude...Dev is coo
    and no don't close it. I would have or Lyric
    would have if he wanted it closed
    ...

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    im gonna barf on this thread

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    stop free posting!!!
    oh wait...ooops
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    u barfed on my pubes...

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    hahaha... funny, i was gonna write the same thing about my pubes.
    u r a douchebag

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