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Thread: Chip vs. Dork

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    Chip vs. Dork

    u know the rules, due an hour after check-in, good luck dork

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    check in

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    true dude from the 614, short north,
    bout to burn down his hometown, get in his head, murder this dork,
    u gon be one more rapper on the ground of this battleyard,
    goin' gainst me u comin' up more short than your avatar,
    why r u battlin' C,
    i'll put blood on your shirt, call u a "casual tee",
    use descriptive linguistics to twist this
    and shove it down your throat like a dinner roll u limp bizkit,
    this last trisquit i'm leavin' u's this,
    battlin' soldiers wit your bitch shit, might as well just use this.
    -Chip

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    where is this guy?

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    Chip you aint shit not even a chip off the old block
    I remember when you were a dribble of splooge off my big cock
    By the way how is your mommy
    Does she still talk in her sleep about a Dorks big salami?
    I know this is your first battle, tis mine too
    But come to think of it I kill MCs all the time in the "Diss the bitch above you"
    So here we go, Ima get really sick on you, aint holding back
    I reached into you abddomen and pulled out your testicles from your hairless sack
    But this is far from over,and I have just begun
    an MC autopsy on your ass , we are far from done
    Before I split open your head and pull out your brain
    Im gonna pull out your volcals, I bring the pain
    With a scalpel I make a "Y" cut on your chest
    Peel your skin back from right to left
    Split your rib cage open with a pair of bolt cutters
    Oops im sorry, I didnt know you were still alive, I saw your heart flutter
    Grab some towels,This mother fucker still bleeding
    You made me spill my koolaid on my sandwich I was still eating
    Mother fuckers like me always need a lunch break
    Lets get back to my MC autopsy, not the alien one, that ones fake
    This one is real, and you better pray to God for Christ sake
    but with my knife in your chest , your last breath hurts on the intake
    Yall tell me if im getting out of hand
    In the trash i threw away your kidneys and adreanal glands
    I also give nightmares, its getting kinda scarey
    I cant wait to open your head to get to your pituitary
    Dork is what I am, and I smart enough to do it
    I got both your lungs in my fuckin hands to prove it
    Next organ to come out is lil Chips heart
    Then your stomach next is where im gonna start
    But I have to tie off your large intestine so your shit dont leak
    Now I craked open your skull , want to take a peak?
    Holy shit son, aint nothin inside
    Your first rapbattle is over, go run and hide

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    Remember you said no line limit. I thought you were gonna bring more than that.

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    that was just for u, so u could do what u wanted with it.

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    vote

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    My first battle, somebody please give me some feedback.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Chip
    My first battle, somebody please give me some feedback.
    dork that was fucking crazy im still laughing that was awsome you demolished him

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