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Thread: On a date with Jermaine Dupri

  1. #1
    Master Blaster
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    Unhappy On a date with Jermaine Dupri

    Master Blaster loves itty bitty niggas
    So I went on a date with Jermaine Dupri
    I wore a sexy black teddy with no tidy whiteys
    He wore a purple tank top with some very tight capris
    We was going to have a picnic
    But Mr M.B.P. was way to picky
    After he tried to put it in my ass
    So I took it to the throat till it got really sticky
    Then I heard Bow Wow
    He was like "Not now!!!"
    They had sex as I watched
    Pulled my pants back down then I climbed right on top
    Pissed
    I went out side when to my surprise
    Standing there was Jay-Z with the moon in his eyes
    Told em "I was horny"
    He was like "I think Master Blaster gone craaaaazy"
    Nas picked em up
    So Jay could blow his one mic
    What the fuck
    But then I met Fat Joe in the same night
    Didn't even have to ask his large ass
    Even though it was cold
    He still got down and swallowed all of the tadpoles
    Tired and weary I wanted to go home
    Can't cause I still got balls full of juice plus a big bone
    Met up with .50 cent the rapper
    Robed him for his manhood
    Rape him till he was screamin' like a cracker

    p.s.->Not gay just creative

    -1-

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    M-Body
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    I^LMAO@this shit...I don't even know why IM laughin, guess cuz your a sick twisted fuck! O well, gotta give it to ya for tha creativity...~1~

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    imao this is to hype yo good job this gets the thumb up hit me for collab
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  4. #4
    Master Blaster
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    thanks for the feedback

    LoL->it's on for the sick-n-twisted shit

    but first my nigga M-Body

    wanted to do one first

    just leave me with a working e-mail

    holla

    -1-

  5. #5
    Burnin
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    that was funny

    the nasty shit funny peep my shit, it's comedy, too:
    http://rapbattles.com/forum/showthre...threadid=16269

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    ORDO ABACHO(ORDER OUT OF KAOS) CLICK
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    LACK OF LOGIC
    DAMANI MIC MATITION
    ACIDIC
    LIL DALLAS
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    CyKoShYnE
    THE FAM IS LOCKED NO MORE APPLICATIONS PLEASE.






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    Master Blaster
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    thanks and I will check into that post

    -1-

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    LMAO, funny shit!
    87-2

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  9. #9
    Master Blaster
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    thanks

    and that's what i'm here for

    -1-

  10. #10
    C.B.
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    Crazy Shit Crazy Shit lmao But It's Kinda Gay And Yea Don't Do It Again LMMFAO

  11. #11
    Master Blaster
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    thanks

    no more gay shit i promise

    -1-

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