Topical Cypher...be serious, please.

[JRP7452]

I've got some 35 yr old high school drop out,
Tellin me, she's bout
ready 2 clock out...
No doubt,
She got my order wrong the 1st tyme...
I ordered onion rings,
I didn't even know U served curly fries???
Eww... That's not even a fry,
"girl where is Ur hair net?"
I bet,
She couldn't even pass a piss test,
if given a 2nd guess...
Bless this mess,
Ugly isn't just a state of being,
2 her, it's an acronymn,
U Gotta Love Yoself! Baby!
I feel sorry 4 Ur next of kin...
This coulda been real simple,
If it hada bn another day...
They even jakced up the greeting..
"Welcome 2 Burger King, where U can have it whore way!"

Next Topic: Cell phone bill 2 high...

[Teddy]

Was laying in bed at about 11 in the moring/
When BOOM and loud bang that sent the birds soaring/
Woke with a sartle what the shit was that?/
was it a gun naw didnt recognise the clap/
went to the door to see a really big letter/
bugger the fone bill shit now ive felt better/
open it up page 1 of 32/
look at the total man i didnt have a clue/
£900 were the fuck i get that?/
fuck my times up so go out with a clap/
8puts gun in motuh and fires*

lol lame who kill them selve over a phone bill lol?

next topic: your brother wakes up and thinks hes don vito corleone (out of the god father) lol

[Nomadic]

One day on the schoolyard, 1 on 1 I did play.
Set my brother a pick but he got his sneakers caught on my leg.
Fell straight on his face, blood outta his nose exploded.
He woke up the next day with his nose and cheeks all bloated.
"I'll make you an offer" he qouted, pulled out a pistol that was loaded!
I backed up a step only to step on a horses head.
Severed at the neck, profusely bled.

But in the nick of time, the door busted out.
Gino and Fat tony knocked through with a shout.
My brother got down on his knees, for forgiveness he begged.
I just puffed on a cigar while Tony broke his legs.

What a strange day, unlike any other.
He may have been the Don, but I put a hit on my brother.

Next topic: Walkin down the street on a rainy day, and a fatty bus comes and spray a puddle all over your new jacket.

[Amp]

Put my umbrella away, because the skies are starting to clear
The city sounds nice, until a hear a horn honk in my ear
Startled, I jump out of the way and have a bus drive by
Just to have dirty water sprayed on me and crush my high
My jackets all wet, and I just got it from the store today
I've been saving paychecks for this since the fourth of May
Now I've got to go home looking soaked and drained
I've got dirty lines that leave it seem stroked and stained
My hope is pained, so now I have to save up for another one
I have to save up again, wow that's just damn sure fun

Next Topic: Lost in the desert

[Swift Death]

i lost my way... a hot summer day in may
fuck i hate arizona... the weather was okay
then it got too hot... i roamed off mad with heat
got lost somewhere along the highway, defeat
my body cant compete so i talked to a pile of gravel
asked me why i had such a strange travel
it formed a human shape in a puff of dust
he pointed and i said gooday but i must bust
so i walked where it pointed... strait into the sun
damn this trip is gunna be fun

next - someone came to you door at 4 am and told you there was a car crash involving your dad and that the body needed to still be identified because they wherent sure yet.

[mc heartless]

yo.....

lying in bed....something disturbs my sleep....
bells....sounds like grim reapers playin for keeps....
some how...i knew right from that moment on...
my life would never be the same....with a loved one gone...
i picked it up and waited with baited breath....
to eventually be told of my fathers death....
i kept my cool..and took it like a man....
he wouldve wanted that..
but my brain was circling....emotions waiting to land....
i went to the mortuary....to see if it was true.....
i had to...there was nothin else to do....
i walked in it..... felt cold and alone.....
thought of my dad...frosty finger frozen to the bone...
they pulled out the drawer....
the sheet covering my heart....
we were only inches away....
but never felt so apart....
as they pulled back the sheet off his face...
i realised that no1 could ever take his place...
looked to the heavens.....how could he do this to him....
cursed god....i lost my will to live...
after that was never the same....every morning...
i pray for the day...when il be ready to join him...

next topic: love song to a girl your in love with ..but she doesnt know it yet

[Detroit_Flamez]

Dog do she love me does she wanna hug me
Cause i know i do and its hard to reverse
its seem like she stays away from me like i'm a fucking curse
So whats worse her not knowing or me not telling
This girl is so hot she is jellying like grape watermelon
Oh girl i love u so much and i barely know u
I'm trying to make u mine here go a song for my boo boo
Can i be yo yogi we cant go get some pinic baskets
anything u want girl dont be afraid to ask it
And i promise i'll love u even after the caskets

Next Topic:Getting dumped

[D-Bate]

You used to tell me you needed me..
You dont even know what need means..
Im not good enough for the truth, thats the way it seems..
Kuz now we're done, we're through, before we could ever steam..
I can't believe the girl of my dreams, was just more like a night-mare..
But once upon a time it seemed like this girl just might-care..
I've lost all that was true, in my life filled with bull-shit..
You left me all alone, I don't think I can take-it..
My heart beats for you, you mean everything to me..
so next time think it over, before you say something you don't mean!!


Next Topic: Something someone has done to you, to make you hate them!

[Nikyle]

Don't hate anybody but i'll pretend...

Got myself a battle over in front lines...
First time now i'll show em all i can bust rhymes...
check in so far soo good now i'm ready...
To slice this nigga up wit my verse like a machetti...
Eat em up ik spaghetti....yeah i'm on my way...
Just dropped my verse and I hope that it's ok..
Got the first three votes and things are lookin nice..
People sain my rhymes is fire and it's cold...they call me ice..
Check back a few days later only to see that it's closed...
Lookin at the votes that all of these haters brown nosed..

well there u go....anyways....
next topic:your girl is pregnant by your closest cousin..what do u do?

[milonelion]

she told me she loved me, that she would never leave me
to get pregnant by my cousin, how could she decieve me?
i took too harsh, and unleashed my hands onto my cousin
when i came to figure out, i hurt the wrong one, it wasn't,
him, it was my other cousin Jason, so now i'm still chasin'!
i find him to be on the phone with her, sayin' he loves her,
to death, i hold my breath, and ball my fists up like rocks!!
released two glocks, echo of yells spread round the blocks
now that he lies dead, i feel more at ease, for my babygirl,
comes runnin', askin' me please.. to forgive her, and love her
but i look down, and said you have to ask the man above ya

next topic: child pornography

[GhettoFabolous]

Man some good news yo y'all aint gon believe this
My baby girl is carryin around a 4 month featus
Gotta be an act of jesus, cuz lord know we been tryin
Good news got me so high it feels like im flying
Shits excitin, cant wait for my seed to be concieved
Happiness overuling sense, how was i to know i been decieved
Lookin forward to a youth, runnin around actin like a fool
My views of my seed got me overridin the thoughts of truth
Doin everything n workin hard, but still protectin my girl
If i lost her it'd be like an earthquake, wreckin my world
5 months later, she calls me up tellin me da waters broke
Bouncin from work, hollerin at my boss that i gotta go
Rushin home, pickin up my girl n racin to hospital fast
Speedin, not givin a fuck im doin 100 as i pass da officers ass
Got to da hospital, askin if they possible have a doctor
Cuz my seed is due anytime and we need someone to prop her
Ready for delievery cuz now she goin into labour
Takin da docs out to help my girl outta my Sabre
Goin to da ward, minutes seemin like hours
Nearly breakin down, all thats keepin me is will power
Hearin a babys cry, caught a tear to my surprise
Rushin back into da room and never thought twice
When i saw they eyes, few eyebrows raisin
For da baby was black, both me n my girl caucasion
Then i saw my black cuzzn, mind racin and buzzin
No way is it his yo, i fuckin trust him
My closest, no way would he do this, it'd be foolish
We been tyte for years, solo and as a crew shit
My cuzz look at my girl, for a second they eyes meet
No way did my girl give birth from another guys meat
But its tru, i been deiceved my girl done conceived this kid
" U wanna hold him? "
Hell NO!
.............................................How can i recieve his kid?

N/T - Runnin thru town after u jus commited robbery, pigs chasin u. Make it dope cuz it be a tru story for me.

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[Giant]

Adernaline's got a hold of me, i could go on forever
I better keep runnin cuz they dont seem to stop ever
jumpin fences, dodgin, weavin, and I'm not lookin back
in fact this has got me thinkin how my moms will react
shes always tellin me that i should always obey the law
I thought that makin money would be able to help us all
think of my baby sis, cuz she is always gettin sick
hopefully this dough will be able to do the trick
I wonder if the cops knew the purpose for my crime
I find that crime isnt fun, its a way to stay alive
hear two shots clap, fuck one hit me in the back
can't let this hold me down, gotta be able to react
my legs are feelin numb, vision is gettin blurry
I hurry as quick as possible, now I'm gettin worried
two of the men in blue say "this the end for you"
as i get handcuffed, they say "this is prolly 10 for u"

Next Topic: Unsure whether u wanna commit suicide or not (w/ a gun or jump off building or whatever u tihnk works"

[Sean Fetti]

i got pills, a blade and a rope/ and in my hand is ap-9 wit a scope/ been stopped wishin, been lost hope/ been stopped drinkin started shootin dope/ been stopped prayin, i dont know how to cope/ and i dont care to/ even if i figured it out life would still be unfair too/ they say its a hell on earth been there too/ and i ant writtin this letter just to scare you/ i'm just passing time till i decide which way to go out/ if you lead by example i might go yo' route/ so let me start with the pills cause i cant hold out/ now let me slip this noose around my neck/ and once i jump off the roof and pull the trigga bet i wont loose respect/

next topic:boxing

[Ack Scent]

Step in tha ring with a brave heart full of tenacity
Assistants in my corner wit questions they askin me
I'm ready after introductions to assume the ass whippin
Slip off my robe slip on my tape and my boxing mittens
I punch the other guys hands fiercely in a friendly gesture
When the battle starts I punch em in his gut for good measure
I keep throwin jabs and workin the stomach...
Ain't even touched the face yet and the judges love it
I went for 4 rounds now it's time to stop playin...
use my signature move and release the "Tommy gun sprayin"
I up the combos and throw more than regular punches
I sucker, duck and kidney shot lowblow and hit somethin
I thought about bitin ears and even spittin in his face
But the ref might catch on and DQ me knowin my case
The round is almost over and I decide to end it quickly
Ring Out was purposely a rule and this mofo went and tripped me
Strictly becuz the bell rung 2 seconds after I fell out...
The judges votes didn't count and the other guy won the bout...

There u go Boxing...right there for ya.....
next topic: Your losing a shadow boxing match with yourself...

[Violent.]

Loosin this match, Shadow boxin against ma self
left and right, dodgin, good for my wealth
till the next blow hits, knocks me over
like fuck these punches fly, take cover
lookin straght into the mirror, punches flyin at me
bobbin up and down, like on a boat in the sea
Shadows attackin me, taking ma life
each of these punches, more dangerous than a knife
Finally realised i cant be beat,im boxing against no one
think im weak, come around, test me, Go on

Hard Topic
But no excuses

Next Topic: Left In A Pool Of Blood