Topical Cyphers...(be serious or be banned)

[TheReinvention]

Its like midnight and I am suddenly on my two feet..
So tired I want the right to lay down and then sleep..
Down the stairs and out the door callin out for a whore..
Brown pubic hairs racin in my mind as I screw her on da floor..
Punch her and rape her hard as a penis off of a few viagra..
I walked so much I am at the falls of Niagra holdin a sega..
Three years later still walkin and talkin in the sleep like im da Omega..
See heres where I end up stalkin a sheep dike looks like Lou Vega..
Mombo Numba 5 plays and I wake and up and kill Vega wit my sega..
Smash it over his head make sure he's dead and thats it enough said..
Go back home lay back down, fall asleep all safe and sound..


Not my best.. kinda sucks.. ah well..

[TheReinvention]

Sorry next topic: A Guy wakin up in a Hot Chicks Body..

[explicitrhymes]

I wake up one morn/ night before I was watching some porn/ go to the toilet to take a piss/ go to grab my dick and I missed it/ try again and I miss again/ Look in the mirror damn I'm a woman/ got scared at first/ started to curse/ but said shit goddamn this could have benifits/ when on the internet lookin for close by lesbians/ met this girl told her to come to my house/ she was a blonde chick with a brown blouse/ well i have no dick but I got tits/ but I also got a pussy told that bitch to eat my shit

[explicitrhymes]

next topic - being locked up

[street_play]

nother day in d block 4 hatin this//im sitin here ith mass murderers and rapists//i cant take this i cant handle it//make a few mistakes and now im damed for it//my crime was stated//but neva debated//so im stuck for life im a 6 by 4 pen//wiv nothin but i bucket to piss and shit in//that was my misdemeanours//i shoud have listened to my seniors//when they gave me advice in my youth//i flipped em' off now i no it was da truth//but i put myself in this situation//so wen the cuff's go on the cut of my circulation//but i wana open my mouth but nothin but hesitation//nothin more then despiration//to make it in d block 4//tayin clear off all nigga'z rippin da floor//im out to survive on a different level//signed myself over to the devil//sold my soul//now everthing i did's cummin back 10 fold//

[street_play]

next topic:grand theft auto

[maj1c]

Tsk..read The Rules On The First Page If U Dont Wanna Get Banned....if Ya 4 Get To Show The Topic...edit It Into Ur Actual Rap..nahmean...

Ps I Will Edit This Into A Verse Later....

i jack cars for a living, they call it grand theft auto
"i steal the wheel and make the deal" live life by the motto
from vans to supercars, i stolen it all even from a friend
the chases tire me out, but the money is worth it in the end
one time i got arrested but they didnt have no proof
til my homie ratted me out, so i had to make a move
stil i steal cars for a living, living life in the fast lane
ill do ya a deal, why pay for a $40000 car, thats lame!

next topic :murder weapons galore

[Teddy]

nice original topic lol...

If imma do this properly i got to do it fast/
I know how ill feel but i been told it wont last/
Ive got to get my weapon so im off to go shopping/
I think once ive found it there will be no stopping/
I look around me there are weapons galore/
So it will be easy to chose an item to merk this whore/
Ive thought so hard know what to get/
So to the house hold so not to fret/
Pick up the iron to boil her heart/
And rope to tie her right at the start/

a really lame verse but i did it half hearted lol (the bioling heart thing i got off layer cake lol)

next topic: you were a driver in a fatal car crash. there were: you, your kid sister, her close friend and your best frined. Your the only survivour everyone blames you.

[TheReinvention]

I begin to shake as if its my final destination..
Without hesitation I mention a prayer right there..
Pullin my hair, I regret I am the only survivor...
I am so upset, I turn into a oxygen depriver..
The police blame me as if I am the one who did a kill..
But still somehow the shame kept me from goin insane..
I killed my lil sista, what will mom say to me for this?
She'll prolly tell me to leave and go take a piss..
This is juss great, I migrate a glock and point it 2 myself..
Pulled the trigger and it blew, I knew it was it..
I quickly said shit, put the gun up and quit..

Next topic: Michael Jackson tries to molest your son who is 4 years old.

[milonelion]

I never would of thought to let a child stay with a grown up
Heard the news of the abusive nature, and swear i thrown-up
I immediately called the house of micheal, Loading up a rifle..
Maid said that he isn't available, i grab the clips, and made it untouchable
I reach the home, and get greeted by secruity guards
But I had diversions in every fuckin' yard
I escaped, and ended up in the front entrance, entrance
Asked for my kid, but the voice is still missin', missin'
I heard screams comin' from the next story of the manor
I'm going to kill this muthafucker in any kind of manner
Crack open the door, see micheal trying to grab a kid
I grabbed my SKS and began to start loadin' it
By that time, a felt a hand tug my jeans
I grabbed 'em and took out by any means
All i could hear was daddy help me
But he isn't standing right here wit me
I open up the door, ran right in, and start shootin'
Cries covered the sounds of the clips, That I ripped
Saw three children run out the muthafuckin' door
Then I put micheal's last beg of mercy on ignore
I heard jason say DADDY, i'm outside
Then I woke up, and seen him on the swing, sayin' '' hi ''

fucking hard topic, lol.. some sick shit to think about.

next: running for president

[Exit_CodE]

not republic democratic but im independent
tryna be da first hood nigga president
expensive suits clean shave but my dreads long
keep a pistol fa da ones dat try to get wrong
my life is threatened plenty people tryna take me out
"dark skinned" shouldnt live in da "white house"
im da voice of my culture... face of my nation
country thug...understands da cycles of inflation
all my life i dun made somethin outta nothin
so how da hell u gon tell me i cant run a country
foreign policy... da same as jumpin hood ta hood
you try ta run shit... jus expect a war soon
popularity is uppin like da sunrise
all da slums and projects down on my side
the news thinks dat dis could b a close campaign
before my first debate... my ass got assassinated

next: wha would u do if you caught yo enemy and ya girlfriend fuckin

[tweetburd]

Pulled up outside your gaff the other night/
Looked up at your room an I saw the light/
What I seen next truly gave me a fright/
With each and every one of your words bein trite/
I’m gonna smash this fucker up/
Screwing my bird bustin a nut/
I’ll get a knife an slash his gut/
Look at how his necks been cut/
So that’s all now for that slut/
She can keep letting that bastard fuck her up the butt/


next : when christmas is crap

[street_play]

presents, decorations and lights flashin in a sequence//emotions gone christmas has become like a death sentence//alcohol and food just O.T.T enough to feed a whole community//so much for marchin in unity//im all alone for christmas its just me//they say give to recive but i still ent got nothin in return//but i guess thats my lesson to learn//so on christmas day when i sit in my crib lonely//only presents i got was givin cus of someone feelin guilty//who felt sorry for me n shoved somethin on me//bitches got me feelin like ima fuckin charity//well fuck them! fuck you and fuck this//fuck presents n fuck christmas//

next topic:some little cunt just stole ur caddy

[Surgeon]

I bring my philosophy head full of wisdom like socraties
A society full of hypcroicy and false-counterfieted democracies
Grand Theft Auto, Murder, and want to bes makes me mad-to-da-fact
Freedom allows this "cunt" to steal my prize owned cadadalic
Memories scripted that hold my own blood wounds inside what I own
Didnt "pimp this car" with no chrome in it's dome and like warscars proudly shown
Keep it original to the roots of my brothers who built this machine
But bitch Cunt Fiends seems to disown what i truely mean
When i Find this fucker that disowned my man hood to feel superior
Steal the interior, Rims jacked exterior. Bullet holes to the cunts to make him inferior
So fuck society and it's absent minded president who allows gangs claiming streets
Because my mind is my weapon, my words are my seconds. and life by it's beaaats.


hahah shit i had to get poetic up in here. def jam poet right here. but

next topic: When you find your little brother smoking weed.

[Lockgeezy]

whats that smell comin from this young little man,
kicked down the door and saw the blunt in his hand,
and right next to him a bag thats at least five grams,
i don't know should i hit him and get mad,
or hit on the blut sit down and be glad,
i wonder who's at fault for this me or my dad,
but if my moms finds out she ain't gonna laugh,
and now understand why he always wants to cut the grass,
but hes smokin my sack so he's about to feel the impact on his ass,


Next topic: being lost in the wilderness