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    DON FUCKING JOHNSON! FriendlyAlbanian's Avatar
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    I want a whole new way to masterbate

    That fills the following requirements:
    Better Orgasm
    Less clean up work...If it takes more then 3 tissues it isn't for me
    Won't shoot cum on your shirt/chest
    Perhaps hands free? Or atleast less work on your arms
    Doesn't involve animals or other people.. I have a girl, but this is to MASTERBATE dumbass, I want to orgasm by myself



    Any ideas?
    Last edited by FriendlyAlbanian; December 8th, 2004 at 09:16 PM
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    get a girl

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    Word.

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    DON FUCKING JOHNSON! FriendlyAlbanian's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by 3x
    get a girl
    I want to have an orgasm by myself
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    Flaaaaaaaaaaaaamer.

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    I'd like to figure that out myself...
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    My friend speaks of some method involving his legs/inner thigh...
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    DON FUCKING JOHNSON! FriendlyAlbanian's Avatar
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    Someone move this to intellectual discussions, theres too many freeposters!
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    This topic.. intellectual? LOL @ the irony.

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    Uhh..

    try to incorporate your feet? I dunno...whoever finds an answser to this, PM me...
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    So you are attempting to do this 'hands on', or with the useage of 'aids'?

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    The virtual pussy: Grip it firmly then thrust your hips.

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    if you dont want to use a girl then you just gay (personal opinion)

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    ^ no...

    what if your girl doesn't feel like and you some some damn pleasure? That's not gay. I'm sure you have done it at least once
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