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Thread: Undisputed Championship Match: Guv'nor (3-0) vs. Telekinetic (3-0)

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    Undisputed Championship Match: Guv'nor (3-0) vs. Telekinetic (3-0)

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    Check... 12 lines
    Last edited by Telekinetic; December 5th, 2004 at 03:33 AM

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    < undisputed champ..

    unless you drop first i'll be going more than 12.
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    i'm too ill for you kid.. like i brought the plague round
    i'll smash ya fucking teeth out jus to take the crown
    now guv'll loose fit ya hips when i dislocate ya pelvis
    tele win it?? i'll burn ya verse so all can smell the bullshit
    duke's hollow.. cos what i do takes guts, literally
    ya need to man up.. cos in test teens fail, an can't stomach me
    you'll pay t, my punches charge.. like killa hordes
    an you could never handle me, so you stay in doors
    pray to gods.. cos i bring an end to the weak
    tele'll write for 24 hours but i still sunday's, geek
    an ya verse? already history replayed so i slavery quick
    have this ijl soldier crippled.. an let the fag savour medic
    you'll take what you get, slashed down an upper cuts
    open shop on the hoes face.. drop grill an shutter up
    bitch drops his all, bar: none.. so i fucking jump ya
    flatten ya chest < that being the only time you get A cup, bra.
    <table style=filter:GLOW(color=black)>IJL & DWI</table>

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    Die...

    Im breakin backs…I’ll stretcher knees back to your neck
    So call me doc cause if you procedure spinal tap ya legs
    KO’d a pest with one punch… an murder with the next
    And don’t need a .22 to see a parachute threw ya chest
    Kid your text is bitch… watch me rape ya mental state
    Cause I come raw with whores…so observe a procreate
    Lets get real bitch…you can’t win…I leave ya wrecked
    And im fixing to cash your mother fuckin reality check
    Cause I’m burning bridges…and shit don’t float bitch
    Ya think your dope and aint even made it to roach clips
    While I Folder lips back like coffee, forget the net bruh
    When I smoke u its eye poppin, like im tryna Cigarette-na
    Shit Guvs whole style is dead… like it’s a pimp’s corpse
    Cause it don’t take physics to see the wordplay G forced
    Skills a valuable asset…an your broke…so it’s fitting
    That this Guvnor died cause I raised the cost of living

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    Ok..I'ma break this down for you homos

    Guv..

    [B]i'm too ill for you kid.. like i brought the plague round
    i'll smash ya fucking teeth out jus to take the crown[/I]
    Eh..alright..
    now guv'll loose fit ya hips when i dislocate ya pelvis
    tele win it?? i'll burn ya verse so all can smell the bullshit

    MEH.
    duke's hollow.. cos what i do takes guts, literally
    ya need to man up.. cos in test teens fail, an can't stomach me

    Decent concept..needs better wording.
    you'll pay t, my punches charge.. like killa hordes
    an you could never handle me, so you stay in doors

    Same as the last one. Bad wording, but cool concept.
    pray to gods.. cos i bring an end to the weak
    tele'll write for 24 hours but i still sunday's, geek

    Ok.
    an ya verse? already history replayed so i slavery quick
    have this ijl soldier crippled.. an let the fag savour medic

    Badly worded..unique flip on dick punch though.
    you'll take what you get, slashed down an upper cuts
    open shop on the hoes face.. drop grill an shutter up

    Heh.
    bitch drops his all, bar: none.. so i fucking jump ya
    flatten ya chest < that being the only time you get A cup, bra.

    Naw.

    Tele.

    Im breakin backs…I’ll stretcher knees back to your neck
    So call me doc cause if you procedure spinal tap ya legs

    Weak rhyming, meh punch.
    KO’d a pest with one punch… an murder with the next
    And don’t need a .22 to see a parachute threw ya chest

    Ok.
    Kid your text is bitch… watch me rape ya mental state
    Cause I come raw with whores…so observe a procreate

    Ok wordplay..not a punch though.
    Lets get real bitch…you can’t win…I leave ya wrecked
    And im fixing to cash your mother fuckin reality check

    Reality check punches= played.
    Cause I’m burning bridges…and shit don’t float bitch
    Ya think your dope and aint even made it to roach clips

    Eh.
    While I Folder lips back like coffee, forget the net bruh
    When I smoke u its eye poppin, like im tryna Cigarette-na

    Naw.
    Shit Guvs whole style is dead… like it’s a pimp’s corpse
    Cause it don’t take physics to see the wordplay G forced

    lol..punch of the battle so far.
    Skills a valuable asset…an your broke…so it’s fitting
    That this Guvnor died cause I raised the cost of living

    Naw.

    This was a close battle...I gotta give it to Guv though, basically because he came more consistent in his verse and had less bad lines. Both came decent though.

    So /v Guv..but Tele had the punch of the battle with G forces.

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    Im not gonna sway but....
    Thanks for the vote anyway.
    Can we get a some more?
    I see you fuckers lookin! lol

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    I was a good battle. Have to go with Guv though. It wasn't that he came with in really hard hitting punches just that he was more consistant. Tele if u had have made the beginning like your last 4 lines you would have won easily. But honestly I wasn't impressed with the way u started.

    "Shit Guvs whole style is dead… like it’s a pimp’s corpse
    Cause it don’t take physics to see the wordplay G forced"
    ^nice line though


    v/ Guv

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    guv-

    i'm too ill for you kid.. like i brought the plague round
    i'll smash ya fucking teeth out jus to take the crown
    seen styles like this before.. decent i guess
    now guv'll loose fit ya hips when i dislocate ya pelvis
    tele win it?? i'll burn ya verse so all can smell the bullshit
    blah.. boo.
    duke's hollow.. cos what i do takes guts, literally
    ya need to man up.. cos in test teens fail, an can't stomach me
    hm.. intestines wordplay was a lil forced. not bad tho.
    you'll pay t, my punches charge.. like killa hordes
    an you could never handle me, so you stay in doors
    =\
    pray to gods.. cos i bring an end to the weak
    tele'll write for 24 hours but i still sunday's, geek
    heh. ok
    an ya verse? already history replayed so i slavery quick
    have this ijl soldier crippled.. an let the fag savour medic
    just ok.. hate sexual punches even if its creative.
    you'll take what you get, slashed down an upper cuts
    open shop on the hoes face.. drop grill an shutter up
    eh..cool.
    bitch drops his all, bar: none.. so i fucking jump ya
    flatten ya chest < that being the only time you get A cup, bra.
    alright.

    ------------

    tele-

    Im breakin backs…I’ll stretcher knees back to your neck
    So call me doc cause if you procedure spinal tap ya legs
    boo for an opener.
    KO’d a pest with one punch… an murder with the next
    And don’t need a .22 to see a parachute threw ya chest
    heh cool.
    Kid your text is bitch… watch me rape ya mental state
    Cause I come raw with whores…so observe a procreate
    lol
    Lets get real bitch…you can’t win…I leave ya wrecked
    And im fixing to cash your mother fuckin reality check
    nah, old concept
    Cause I’m burning bridges…and shit don’t float bitch
    Ya think your dope and aint even made it to roach clips
    nope.
    While I Folder lips back like coffee, forget the net bruh
    When I smoke u its eye poppin, like im tryna Cigarette-na
    blah didnt like.
    Shit Guvs whole style is dead… like it’s a pimp’s corpse
    Cause it don’t take physics to see the wordplay G forced
    nice.
    Skills a valuable asset…an your broke…so it’s fitting
    That this Guvnor died cause I raised the cost of living
    bleh.. almost.

    -- i'm gunna have to go against the majority here and say tele got this, barely. really wasnt feelin guv's verse at all, while tele had his ups and downs.. but, when he did hit it was good. pretty hard to decide, but tele came better imo. good stuff though.

    v/ tele

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    i'm too ill for you kid.. like i brought the plague round
    i'll smash ya fucking teeth out jus to take the crown
    ok...good wordplay
    now guv'll loose fit ya hips when i dislocate ya pelvis
    tele win it?? i'll burn ya verse so all can smell the bullshit
    nah
    duke's hollow.. cos what i do takes guts, literally
    ya need to man up.. cos in test teens fail, an can't stomach me
    ok wordplay...wasn't feelin the punch
    you'll pay t, my punches charge.. like killa hordes
    an you could never handle me, so you stay in doors
    ok
    pray to gods.. cos i bring an end to the weak
    tele'll write for 24 hours but i still sunday's, geek
    not feelin it
    an ya verse? already history replayed so i slavery quick
    have this ijl soldier crippled.. an let the fag savour medic
    good worplay...good punch
    you'll take what you get, slashed down an upper cuts
    open shop on the hoes face.. drop grill an shutter up
    meh....ok
    bitch drops his all, bar: none.. so i fucking jump ya
    flatten ya chest < that being the only time you get A cup, bra.
    no



    Im breakin backs…I’ll stretcher knees back to your neck
    So call me doc cause if you procedure spinal tap ya legs
    Nice wordplay, nice punch
    KO’d a pest with one punch… an murder with the next
    And don’t need a .22 to see a parachute threw ya chest
    good wordplay...ok punch
    Kid your text is bitch… watch me rape ya mental state
    Cause I come raw with whores…so observe a procreate
    meh..good wordplay, but more self glorification
    Lets get real bitch…you can’t win…I leave ya wrecked
    And im fixing to cash your mother fuckin reality check
    ok...kinda played
    Cause I’m burning bridges…and shit don’t float bitch
    Ya think your dope and aint even made it to roach clips
    ok..nothin special
    While I Folder lips back like coffee, forget the net bruh
    When I smoke u its eye poppin, like im tryna Cigarette-na
    ok
    Shit Guvs whole style is dead… like it’s a pimp’s corpse
    Cause it don’t take physics to see the wordplay G forced
    Dope
    Skills a valuable asset…an your broke…so it’s fitting
    That this Guvnor died cause I raised the cost of living
    not feelin it


    Both came nice with the wordplay, but Vote Tele for a more consistent verse
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    Lyric crew votes aren't allowed
    and if they are wdf..this is confusing me
    seriously...Not to take away from Tele but
    it's confusing me...

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    Guv is in our crew. So I dont think it matters.
    Im not going to tell who he is. I dont know if...
    he wants people knowing or not. :/

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    Rule 6:
    Crew Votes Crew Votes Crew Votes...


    You bastards should know better than that shit...L.L.L. might take it...but you can shove it here....I dont care how honest it looks..it's shady unless it two people in the same crew their are to be NO crew votes in LLL Jr. battles...if so..they will all be DQed.
    hence my vote also.

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    How does pelvis and bullshit rhyme, guv?

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    good match i enjoyed but vote tele more quotables and i love good wordplay therefore he gets the win nice try guv

    vote tele
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