Week 5 (0-0) E-dub Vs (0-0) Spliffeazy

[sPLiFFeAZy]

checkin in

[De Niro]

when ever u ready i'm ready....

and does anybody knows da cat who said in 1 of their battles:

u gotta cheat games to play play-station too/

da cat who said dat is a biter cuz i read da exact same verse in another site..

i jus had to put dat out their..but dont come back free-postin in dis thread..

i'mma drop when ur ready to drop...so let a nicca know when u ready

-1-

[De Niro]

step up on da scene where dub slay dudez who be talking greezy..and dis battle should be a-no-sweat cuz every day i break a spliff-eazy/
droppin USA special type class destruction of explosion.. so i can leave'ya private life gettin views by aotopsy exposing/
other cats decapated u below da waste..dats why we aint never cross paths in vvv face-to-face..make u never rap-again, and get a bytch to replace-ur-space/
i keep a special front-row seat for you like handi-cap people..and let u witness how i rip people with text lethal ether/
rip out ur spleens..throw bleach in ur blood genes..and watch u throw-up liquid green..spit nice and i might let'ya shine da throne of da king/
i got it lock, aint no denying..ass-whoopin service for customers like u is what i'm supplying..u couldnt put up a tight 1 if u had da lyrics of da whole rb combining/
u get broken like fragile material in da hands of a care-less UPS employee..i can beat'ya with creatitvity nicer den Biggs storiez/
so just wait to week-6 and hope rep but u up against a newbie..cuz like i said, u leaving dis battle with a mic cord sticking out ur booty/
i pluck heads like duck-hunt..u gettin flamed for da billionth time cuz ur name is called after a fuckin dutch blunt..so i dare u to pull a stunt..and see how i burned dis retarded cunt/

*mic drops



the only edit i made wuz spacing my verse into 1..cuz i typed my verse hittin enter after each bar..so i decided to put it all together cuz it sounds betta..still original

-1-

[De Niro]

UPPIN ON DIS NICCA TO DROP

[De Niro]

HOLLA BACK SOON

[sPLiFFeAZy]

U should get out tha rap GAME like your NAME was sadam USAYEN//
But u shouldn’t get mad burger KING is HIRING//
this shit aint 4 U like people in Jurassic park 2//
Ya couldn’t be ~sik~ if ya had tha ~FLEW~//
Itz all TRU like your mom on my DIK//
She jumped all ova me I was like slow down little TRICK//
her lags are ~open~ like ~“HALLWAYS”~//always
But she~SUCKS~CAUSE it like a MAZE down her PANTAZ//it suck cause of all tha hair so she sucks my dik..lol
when you try to "takeover" you get hit with lethal doses of "ether" like Jay-Z//
your wack thats ya problem if I'm blunt then how come you still can't "Blaze" ME//
I Butcher wack rapperz, backstabbaz and Laugh my Ass off//
I Zteel spontaneously bust rhymes off the dome while the only way you can "come off the head" is when you Ejaculate after you jack off//
my spits can make the ~TIGHTEST~ textcee become ~LOOSE~//
ya ass is so wack, you steel ~jokes n rhymes~ from ~mother GOOSE~//
my ~text~ is so ~dirty~ my ~keyboard~ needs a ~BATH~//
I promise i wont ripp ya ass, instead ill soe that shit back up, so you can never drop SHIT like THAT//
if you called yourself ~oxygen~ ...... well you would be ~INHALED~//
I don't have any problems with your wack verse, but voters will just come in and scream you FAILED// (and vote for me)
It only takes ~two~ of my ~bars~ to ~break~ ya wack ass ~APART~//two lines in a bar
My verse resembles my ~dick~ bitch...... ~Long~ and ~HARD~//
Bitch ill leave you ~mic-less~ like the chicago ~bulls~// (mike less)
I can't beleive i spent 60minutes to write this verse to k.o this little herb//
Go ahead call my verse ~"fly"~ cuz its eating ya ass up like ~maggots~//
Im not worried about ya ass you should be sayin, "oh im scared, ill jus go to another site and ~bite~ ~faggots~”//


i betta win i spent so long on tryin to cum up wit punchlines
1

[De Niro]

if u took so long comming up with punches you did it in a hour like u said right?
dats how long it took me to key-style my shyt, and dont be so certain u can win cuz ur verse wasnt all dat..u had a couple of aight punches but sum of dat shyt wuzz kinda weak till like half-way at da end..den datz when it started get interested

anyway, let da votez roll-in and see.....

[DeNihil]

Man, I've read some of your guys other stuff, and this just seemed halfhearted. I mean the verses were good, but I expected a lot from this and I didn't get it. THe punches were all a little weak except for a few good ones in each verse. E-Dub gets my vote though, he came a little harder.

[LiVe WiRe]

ya dis battle wasnt what i was expecting both yall punches were on the weak side and flow was a little choppy but i gotta go wit e-dub flowed better then spliff and punches hit harder too




vote=e-dub

[De Niro]

uppin on dis shyt

2-0

[TRAVEZTY]

I THOUGHT THIS WAS ONE SIDED


SPLIFF HAD A COUPLA GOOD LINES BUT MOST OF THEM WERE FILLERS THAT WERE WAC AS FUCK LOL

NO HATIN LIKE SERIOUSLY HERES AN EXAMPLE--

Itz all TRU like your mom on my DIK//
She jumped all ova me I was like slow down little TRICK//
her lags are ~open~ like ~“HALLWAYS”~//always
But she~SUCKS~CAUSE it like a MAZE down her PANTAZ//it suck cause of all tha hair so she sucks my dik..lol
THIS IS WAC FOR REAL AND THE CAPS---LMAO

U EVEN EXPLAINED THIS GAY LINE LOL

THIS WAS A GOOD LINE FROM YA THO

It only takes ~two~ of my ~bars~ to ~break~ ya wack ass ~APART~//two lines in a bar
My verse resembles my ~dick~ bitch...... ~Long~ and ~HARD~//


OK BUT AGAIN YOU CAPS SHIT U DONT HAVE TO MAN ITS PRETTY OBVIOUS WHAT U SAYIN

E-DUB

CAME WITH A BETTER FLOW

BETTER DISSES AND MORE GODDAMN COMMON SENSE

GOOD LINES FROM E-DUB


step up on da scene where dub slay dudez who be talking greezy..and dis battle should be a-no-sweat cuz every day i break a spliff-eazy/
LOL

i got it lock, aint no denying..ass-whoopin service for customers like u is what i'm supplying..u couldnt put up a tight 1 if u had da lyrics of da whole rb combining/
THIS WAS AIIGHT TOO


VOTE E-DUB

ALL AROUND HE WON BUT HE HAD FILLERS TO OBUT NOT AS MANY

OUT

[sPLiFFeAZy]

0-2

i cant beleive this

[De Niro]

da score is 3-0 stupid...

uppin

[Mystery~Murdera]

vote=e-dub

man i seen betta shit from both y'a'll, too, i gotta say, but e-dub's flow was harder and spliff was aight but it was kinda onesided.

[Panic]

E dub wins because his punches were way more harder than spliff eazy's
Vote e dub