This Week's Mag
Welcome to another fine edition of possibly the greatest mag to grace your stupid asses. This week i'm going to try and simple up the format cuz i've always had serious problems with my VBcodes as most of you know. This week i will also be doing some awards including but not limited to; Top Ten Punches, Best Verse, and more. We'll see what kind of awards the week brings. Feeb's will be helping me here, so if he dont do it ya'll dont get it. just so you know. iight here we go. . . .
Blow4Blow
Kap v. Rdotc -
This battle was was amazing. Chrit really amazed me. I was amazed that R.C couldnt show with ten-fucking-lines. Wow.
Kap Wins
Trifecta v. Vylint -
Everyone said that kaze came mediocre and well I came consistent and ill, i hate to be one to conform or to brag... wait a minute, no i dont. Yea i came sick as fuck. Kaze came wack. even if he had skill he wouldnt of won.
Duh, Winner= Me
Emulated v. Effect -
This battle was funny, they both sucked big ass. Effect broought no heat to the table, he did however bring the worst put together verse ever. Emulated had maaaad advantage, with this line.
Mentioning my name won him this battle.Originally Posted by Emulated
Emulated takes the W
BTK v. Spitacular v. Shadows Edge -
This was a nice three way for a title shot, finally a battle worth peeping in this league. All came decent, and thats damn good for LLL. It panned out there was some filler, some quoteables, no real horrid lines from anyone. and if any emcee replaced a line in one they verses, they would of took this. It panned out BTK Last, Spitacular middle ....
Shadows Edge takes it
Com v. Meters -
Hence the name fix on meters behalf, and he always told us it was intentional. Fucking dumby. Still love ya homie ;-). Even tho both of you two dissapointed me this week. I expected mud slinging, name calling, down right dirty rotten verses. All i got was the rotten verses. fuckers.
Meters took it.
Assault Rhymes v. Macabre -
Last week i thought that by the beggining of next season AR could be a contender for the playoffs at least, i may of been wrong this week because he barely took a win against fucking MAC A BRE. yea. that wackass. Mac came looserific. AR came consistantly mediocre. So that sums it up.
AR = W
Feebs v. Leth -
Ok. This battle was pretty one sided, i think that leth with time will get back up to par and son cats but in the meantime feeble took this with some overused, but done nicely, rips on leth's girl and a decent stepping stone line. Leth didnt have any standout lines. Meh.
Feebs The Dweeb with the win
Jacent v. Oliver Thenet -
Jacent kind of took the low road with nice, but low, punches purely on deons pic. Even tho jace aint give deon his pic. deon had a couple nice and a couple average but jacent really dropped pretty well for what he usually does and layed into that cat like whoa. black rob style. good battle boys.
Jacent Takes It(feeble would say it didnt rhyme :-( )
Seige v. Sdizzle -
Lol. Illy. Sdizzle won no show. But it's still a won. Nigga got a winning record. YAY!
Sdizzle winizzles
And as far as break downs, as sdizzle would say, T-t-t-th-th-aaaats all folks
Predicktions
*HW TITLE* Meters (5-0) v. Shadows Edge (5-1) -
This will be a good battle, depending on how each emcee comes. Overall i think meters has a skill advantage on shadows edge, by quite a few but i think shadow got that determination and that not-comming-half-ass-ination. I could really see an upset and meters gettin the death put too him
Shadows Edge
*LW Title* BTK(4-2) v. Kapitolins (5-1) -
I never thought of kap as shit, untill this year. i never thought of BTK as shit untill last season a while after i came. I now szee BTK as skkill4ed and kap i think conned his way into a 5-1 record? i dont know. i see BTK taking this quite easy if his flow doesnt get all grandpa on him.
BTK
*MW Title* Com(5-1) v. Spitaculat(4-1) -
This could go either way, but i personally think spits getting better and com is falling off... IMO. we'll have to see tho wont we? yes. we will. I still think com will take this.
Com
Vylint (3-3) v. Macabre (3-3) -
What the fuck you think gone happen? dont let records deceive you. I'm ill, he's wack. I'm winning, he's not. for fucks sake.
Me
Feeble minded (2-0) v. daz(3-1) -
Well, daz is a very underestimated man and i think he is ill, but my boy feeble is sick and has proven it and for the sake of his undefeated record i dont think he will be taking it easy, he knows what daz can do
Feeble
Rdotc(3-2) v. Sdizzle(4-2)
MEh, i wish i could predict sdizzle cuz thats my mans but i cant, chrit will take this. shit macabre would take this... well... yea ok.. he would. it would be close tho.
Rdotc
Escar(1-1) v. The Trifecta(0-2) v. Emulated(3-3) -
Escar and emulated suck. If i was kaze i would be pissed @ being 0-2. I picture a blowout.
Trifecta
Toil (1-0) v. Postmortem (0-0)
I've yet to see post ... well ... post? i havent figured out his alias, and if it aint me he sucks. So i dont care. On the other hand that cat toil comes nice on the regular and i see him planting this post right into the motherfucking ground
Toil
Oliver Thenet (1-1) v. Lethargic (2-3)
This really is a toss up with how leth has been comming, he is starting to get his feet back but i know deon can peon some niggas, i seen it. he fat and gots alot of pee to pee. It's unpredictable, but i can see deon trying and leth not commin all-that-great.
Oliver Thenet
Mr W.rite (1-1) v. God (3-2)
The return of Mr Write, he needs a ko to get put back in this and against a blasphamous faggot like god, who must of perfomed a maricle to get a winning record, honestly... wtf?
Mr W.rite
Assault Rhymes (4-1) v. Jacent (3-1) -
Two underdogs, but AR is not near the level jacent is, maybe by playoffs... maybe... But i see a good battle, but jace will take it inevitably.
Jacent
LimeLight by Feeble Minded
Feeble's Top Ten
Hey, feeble did em, not i...
10.And I feel that with Spit, we know what we got, damnnit...
Someone so fuckin soft, he could never be taken for granite.
born to kill vs. spit vs. shadows edge
9.jace online trynna get chicks, so his dick he pounds hard/
and his sexlifes SO unheard of,
he's wonderin if he needs a new soundcard/
Oliver thenet v. Jacent
8.A personality's the minumum, everything else is bluff
Seen your pic,
If a camera add 10 pounds, for you it must've held a grudge
jacent vs. oliver the net
7.owe me for finding COM's line, it'll so hurt
when it comes to leaving this bitch debtor alive... & i choose the former
shadows edge vs. spitacular
6.your girls ugly, seen in expressions the bitch is blank behind
but don't worry leth..
we'd ALL win in affair way if we'd married Mrs. Frankenstein
feeble vs. lethargic
5.edge’s time is up… I’ma put ‘em in a world of hurt, smash then
step back… let em shadow box for some girl on girl action
spit vs. born to kill vs. shadows edge
4. No finals for you, cuz there only sickness supported
poor bitch, ya playoff berth `bout to get an abortion
vylint vs. kaze
3.Kid's no show my slap, simply because my text wit sprays shots
but this bitch'll chauffer this battle, driving me straight to playoffs
meters vs. comedian
2.i don't coddle, never does my barrage stall
but born's using the same colorful language... found on his garage wall
shadows edge vs. born to kill
1. Then it's honey i'm home, everyone loving my notes
n you posted three styles, i thought at least 1 would be dope
vylint vs. kaze
Feeble's Pick for Verse of the Week.
Once again i tell you, HE picked them. i cant help it im ill...
The verse of the week this week was awarded to Vylint vs. kaze. Here is the verse.
Thoughts on the battle were...
The end
Ehh , i didnt feel like i ripped on enough heads this week. trust me, twice the bashing next week. and for those who think i got awarded to much i remind you FEEBLE MINDED picked them, i did not influence / suggest his picking of his LimeLight in any way or form. Simply by posting ill. But yea, remember im sick. Your not. Dont try it. I win.
