Diss the cat above you!

[creative native1]

you really killed it cold flame
lol

[creative native1]

someone, cmon n diss me, lets see what u got

[Vikkie™]

omg wtf is this^^
aim correctly all yall newbs ill have yall pre-writin
juss 2 get at me yall readin now get 2 spittin
i aint got time fa no creative native joint
ill rip ya spleen out thats tha narrative point
cuzz ull be wavin ya tomahacs in tha air
only wayd ud do tha wave is if tha Beetles were here
cuzz yall all on Jade shed rip yall up like cards of a deck
ill have yall out in her mouff come now yall kno tha rest
yall aint neva had a title neva had a win
yall to busy sittin here stuck on d*ck ridin

[nutcase]

goodness...whats up with the nude dude in yo avatar
ha middlewieght i laugh cuz ima new dude rippin yo spleen from yo ass
n stikkin bak in yo mouth n predict the weather forecast
for the next day ahhh pretty shittty....jus like yo lyrics when u spittin
non precision the debris stacks higher then ur television till end up ina worse boat then clinton
n jus splittin yo lines up n usin division to check out which rhymes cut..all of em
ur whole spit was like a collision with a refined truck
so stick to sittin an " dick ridin" cuz yo words dont fit rhymin they define- suck

[jade]

I'm trying to read through all ya shit,
but I ain't getting no where quick,
it's so thick, so low, it's crippin'
you boys are fucken trippin'

And why the hell you still writing about me?
8 posts down, my name's still hanging around
Ecstatic like you just got porn for free?

I deleted my pics, see,
Cuz nunya could get over me,
My man, he's grade A, none you got past grade C,
I gotta say more? just leave me be-cuz
None of you fella 's could ever getta piece of this bella

One started tryna diss my bangles, they're from belly dancing fool,
Then you started dissing my bathrobe, like my nightie ain't cool,
And man, would you all stop talking about my pussy,
You wouldn't get near it, so stop tryna diss it,
saying i'm loose, like i xpect your sister to be,
news for you: that's so fucken unlikely!

I'm a one man girl, how many of you are one girl men?
Put your hand up, lemme see, bet i wont find seven!

1: Hung like a bull? Then go fuck a cow.
My pussy is a kitty. Mreow.

2: I'm not tryna kiss ya, I was poking out my tongue.
But then you DO like it sloppy like a lubed up dildo in yer bum.
http://www.romijade.com/rj22.JPG

3 is for that 3 point stance,
you can keep your football and i'll keep my belly dance,
cuz anything else and you've got no chance,
But i'll give ya four,
you can do the bending over with one hand to the floor,
leave you there for someone else to rape cuz I'm heading for the door, like I'm done with you, forget it dude.

Haha, 5, "My Bitch Jade"
Man.. you'll never get laid.
Except by some transvestite maid
-you might even get paid,
like a pro, a dirty lil ho
Being smacked around,
doped up,
choked up,
dead,
from giving too much head

Oh 6, gee, I'm sorry,
I won't diss you twice,
After all you said you feel bad
like yer tryna be nice
Right!

Asfor 7.. fuck it, I'm too bored of this shit already.
Give me something fun to learn write about, give me something fucken steady.

[TrickBack]

only one girl on this site......
aint hott, not tyte, cant write....
ya rhymes is a motherfucken waste of time.....
yet you post over 40 fucken lines....
your shit is more generic than the store brand....
if the bitch aint postin nude pics, admins get her banned...

fucken virgin hangin around here

[NOcontrol]

LMAO^

Sup Jade

[Toilet Cookie]

No freeposting as it states in the rules!
Can't you read you illiterate fucking fool?
In real life you must be a ghost,
because you've been here for 3 days yet have 43 posts.
Some were pretty late, why were you awake?
I'd put one in your chest, but you don't have a life to take.

[STAY-Z]

'hi there im new', straight from the S bend
toilet cookie eat my shit, first to say you got no friends
and as for freeposting, you started out with two
dude you got nothing, fuck your stupid crew
im like superman, and your on the villan list
but the only way you gonna win is if
.................. i used you like a vantrilliquist

[Toilet Cookie]

When you read my rhyme you were in awe of it
I like your picture, did a 10 year old draw it?
Generic rhymes come from generic names.
You just opened your mouth, and out they came.
I'll rip anything about you that I can see with my eyes.
Does lightweight describe your posting status or your dick size?

[jade]

You just rhymed 'it' with 'it',
And you accuse us of being generic?
Holla, boys, this guy thinks he's the shit,
Asking about the size of Stay-Z's dick.
But it's okay, he can't be a homo,
- His bio says he's a necro, oh no.
Ghosty, watch out, thats why he made a point at you.
He only wants to murda ya so he can get some too,
Dropping his drawers to rape your corpse,
Cookie's a killer with no remorse! *Note sarcasm*

(Edited because I just wanted to write more, and fuck you if you don't like it. Also, I wanted to add my new sig. Thanks Tel.)

http://www.romijade.com/JadeSig.jpg

[Toilet Cookie]

I rhymed it with it? Bitch are you retarded?
I rhymed awe with draw, now I'm just getting started.
Staring at your picture I feel like I might hurl.
Like I just ate 10 chili dogs then went on a tilt a whirl
Now if I put up my pic I know you'd want to get with me.
But a sleeze like you has to pay, you don't get this for free.
And you're country is a piece of shit floating in the sea.
Buoyed by the blood of the Aborigine.

[Figure]

Awe wit draw? yeah okay, you MUST be rapping bitch..pfft
dont deny, that you saw that pic and started jackin kid
Where you from? The UK or the States?
Cos most first world countries are built on foundations of rape
and violence, assimilations of races of natives
.. So dont pull up the race card, when ure typing ure lame shit, man
Nah, its all for fun I know, jus lettin you listen
Take it like a man, but then u reppin pansy divisions

[jade]

A'yo!

Be picky, you snob nosed little nuisance,
Here's cheers to your influence:
That "You are country" sentence,
Really shows your superior semblence.

And you're country is a piece of shit floating in the sea.

You don't need to be so fucking fussy,
We know you're a fat wobbly hooker, a hussy.
And no one cares to see your thoughts expressed,
Or hear how many chilli dogs you like to ingest.

On that note, I couldn't afford your current asking price,
Even with two comma's to squander,
2 cents per pound just wouldn't suffice,
Cuz your waistline expands out over yonder.

[Toilet Cookie]

I'm reppin the states, straight outta Deuce Nine Cali
Shit gets scary out here, like Jack and Sally
Fuck Australia, yeah I'm pretty vocal.
There no longer lives a pure blooded local.
Not even the USA wiped out their's out completely
Aussies and Aborigines no longer exist discretely.
And if you keep sticking up for this bitch then you can come meet me
I'll open up your eyes so you can see clearly.
That you only want to diss me to score points with Jade.
Well have at her man, I hope you catch AIDS.