Diss the cat above you!

[jade]

fuck you all, I fucking hate you!
i'll date you, take you out and rape you
motha fucka, i'll decapitate you, won't even sedate you
then i'll slit my wrists just to get the fuck away from you

i'll slit my throat, drain my bleeding vains, just to erase the pain
of your rhymes, your chimes, they're killing me
-and it ain't softly like that girl lauryn is saying,
i'm dying, with no hope left, no breath left, i'ma quit trying

cuz it seems i can't express myself here
this place is full of jocks with elephant cocks
and gun riders and fucking snipers
when you guys shitting, speaking, spitting venom
can't take a step forward, so ima change my direction

sure as hell ain't chilling with you dissing bitches no more
so i'm saying, bye, ciao, sayonara, adios, aurevoir
you're even all so predictable
you'll write about thank god that skanky ho's gone
the ugly bitch dinna know what she was gettin in on
so heh, you can have your fucking forum
i'm headin to the bedroom with my man where i belong

[Complikated]

please don't slit your wrists, i'd rather do it for you/
i'll kill you with your own rap, cuz i'll simply bore you//
and for the record, i wouldn't let you fuck me/
i'd rather cut my dick off than have your pussy touch me//
and i know i ain't alone, cuz your man say the same/
he say 'don't hate the playa, just hate this dumb dame'//
and he ain't in the bedroom, least not one that's yours/
cuz no one sleeps around with half psychotic whores//
this whole life you livin is just one big lie/
why else you think he keep them other bitches on the side//

[Shadowsk8er]

jade diss me only cause she miss me
i left her last week cause she said fist me
shes loose as a hot air baloon and not gettin any tighter
jade ya rappin only makes ya sound more whiter
do us all a favor and go read tha dictionary ta get ya wurds straight
any thing ya say ill turn around wit my wordplay

[Its Illytizzle!™]

shadowsk8er:

kid ya so dumb. . an we KNOW a sk8er boy can't rap for shit
see ya whole flyweight rep is summed up. . by two middle digits
failed to diss a bitch. . son i'll speak ya own language for a sec
but we aint talking skateboards when i have you hit the deck
invert this an grind that. . b/s. . i'm bored of skate lines, an mad
that this fag sits in front of the screen. . in a helmet an knee pads.

[creative native1]

so what if shadowsk8er is dumb, YOU dont make sense/
you'd probably fall apart if your battles got to tense/
why you calling this guy a fag, got him on your mind/
why dont you spit his dick with cheap punchlines/
with your dissin, i bet you think that this is fun/
but really your just a dick, all you can spit is cum/

[Its Illytizzle!™]

ouch. ya creativity's really killing me. . as a comedic master
cos that shit floored me. . when i died from laughter
ya far from native. . rap doesn't recognise ya face son
booked an served cn. . cos you had ya reservations
i would've spent a minute decorating but it's a waste of time
dude's obviously suicidal when he slashes his own lines.