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Thread: Man cuts off penis, dog eats it. " I thought it was a chickens neck "

  1. October 5th, 2004, 05:36 PM #1
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    Man cuts off penis, dog eats it. " I thought it was a chickens neck "

    BUCHAREST (Reuters) - A elderly Romanian man mistook his penis for a chicken's neck, cut it off and his dog rushed up and ate it, the state Rompres news agency said Monday.

    It said 67 year-old Constantin Mocanu, from a village near the southeastern town of Galati, rushed out into his yard in his underwear to kill a noisy chicken keeping him awake at night.

    "I confused it with the chicken's neck," Mocanu, who was admitted to the emergency hospital in Galati, was quoted as saying. "I cut it ... and the dog rushed and ate it."

    Doctors said the man, who was brought in by an ambulance bleeding heavily, was now out of danger.

    lol...
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  2. October 5th, 2004, 05:37 PM #2
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    poor woman

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  3. October 5th, 2004, 05:54 PM #3
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  4. October 5th, 2004, 06:01 PM #4
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    sorry born, close this.
    didn't see it before, just thought it was crazy news.

    ( close )
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  5. October 5th, 2004, 06:45 PM #5
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    I never seen it before but thats fucked up. What a dumbass. Who kills a chicken for keeping you awake at night anyway?
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  6. November 3rd, 2004, 10:05 PM #6
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    Silly Romanians...

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  7. November 3rd, 2004, 10:07 PM #7
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    ha ha ha, that made me laugh, dont close it.
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  8. November 3rd, 2004, 10:09 PM #8
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    Why not?

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    Leave me alone
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  10. November 3rd, 2004, 10:52 PM #10
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    his dick wasnt useful for sex at that age anyway .
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  12. November 3rd, 2004, 11:43 PM #12
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    LOL FUCK MAN

    That has got to be something you really dont want to happen espeically if its sending you to the emergency room to get stiched up by a hot nurse..

    That just sucks..

    LoL Dumb ass..




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  13. November 4th, 2004, 12:01 AM #13
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    what an idiot

    why the fuck would you be running after a chicken or what ever naked at night

    god damn, just put a pillow over your face, turn on some music and zone out.. i mean, if u gon go kill it, atleast put some pants on

    common sense is good to use now and then
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  14. November 4th, 2004, 12:04 AM #14
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    Quote Originally Posted by Feeble Minded
    his dick wasnt useful for sex at that age anyway .
    Never heard of Viagra?

    Anyways... he stills needs to urinate like a normal man. Now the urine probably just dribbles down his leg.
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    ha ha ha, that made me laugh, dont close it.
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