Come on now, look at this fucker's structure
his lines are all whack like his brains been punctured
trying to rhyme with the same rhyming word
this is the stupidest rhyme i've ever heard
....is that even a word? fuck it i don't really care
cuz the truth of the matter is.......
...........i've heard better rhymes coming from care bears
ok, it's obvious to me you cant let go of cartoons/
leave bars in the room that should be scarred by harpoons/
your rhymes are elementary, you like the weaponry mentally to step to me/
you're softer than beyonce, you're a child of your destiny/
and you criticized on structure but yours is lack luster/
at this juncture i'm penetrating your skin like acupuncture/
to shook to even write where you rest now/
have you lookin like your icon walking away wit your head down/
you just been verbally raped with your face placed on the pavement/
the only way you'd win battles is to quote me VERBATIM
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lefty two guns, southpaw, come get your noose hung/
yeah i blast cannons, because my brain is the loose one
Guess who's back with some brand new balls!
And I didn't say footballs
What's that mean for all of yall?
Just ask, and I won't stall or hesitate
All I'm gonna say is, guess what?
I also got some new plates,
And its you I'm gonna cremate to serve
Now, this muthafuckas got alot of nerve
Without any courage
Dissin somebody for using the same damn word
Over and over, but then does the exact same thing, how absurd!
Care twice, and rhyme four times
Different ways, but damn, only in seven lines?
Shouldn't that be considered a crime?
Let's ask the beef king: UnXtatic
No, wait, that's Burger King, he's just an addict
Silly Wabbit, you know he's only gonna give you
A shit load of static
I'll just have to blow him away
With my 50 caliber fully-automatic
What about you? Left Nutt Two
Thats right, he's with Figure tonight givin him blue.....
Well, I better not, he'll cough up some snot and phleghm and spit it at me again
That's pretty much all he can get out anyhow to send my way
Well, I guess I am the new king of offenders today
At least the best that can truely call himself straight
This is my fate!!! It was calling me early this morning!
Before I got off from work, the suspense almost tore me up inside
Dealing with my boring ass job!
Cooking beef up for real on the stainless steel....
Damn, sounds alot like what I'm doing on here
^you're fuckin retatarded....u call ME the beef king, when you're the one who brings up my name in every fuckin verse n starts to diss me even tho i aint right above u...jus shut the fuck up u confused lil girl
ONE LAST TIME FUCKIN BASTARD, fix ya fuckin verse structure
n ya words? improve 'em too, ya lyrics are the worst uttered
git that thru ya thick skull, n quit that bullshit u throw at me
cuz u aint even an MC, u jus a hip hop fan interested in poetry
there's other parts of the site fo that, so pack up n go there
n if u really wanted to battle me, u would, but u so scared
real MCs aint takin shit from u no mo, u straight up diss the art
so in hip hop's defense, i will gladly leave u lyrically ripped apart.....BITCH
All I'm getting over here is alotta LOL's
But from you, it's just "blah blah blah" and "go to hell"
Well,
basically anyways
Face it, bully is what people call you cause you still a no name
I could give a fuck less if I get respect from you mane
Its just funny as hell that you can get so worked up and get irate
Mention your name, and you're like "get the hell off of this message board"
You just jealous cause I can use more skill than fight with words
I can bite back, funny, pissed off or cut you down to your weiner size
In less time that it takes you to spit your lies and fabrications
Don't take your premature ejaculations out on me
Or for that matter, anybody else who posts here, geez
Take you a chill pill, please!
this dude tries to spit hard but his last verse he turned soft/
eli mannings the coolest white guy from mississippi and even he fell off/
i dont know how much wackness we can possibly take here/
cuz yor flow sounds like poems from william shakespeare/
even a "chill pill" reference, you rap like you're eleven, sound prepubescent/
come back to this site when you reach adolescence/
talkin about weiner size/ i despise this gay pride guy/
when your true inner mind hides lies of takin weiners from behind/
come on zero t, how much embarassment can you take?/
now the whole nation knows your fake and not just your own state/
i thought you knew better i own herbs like you/
get the fuck outta here, dont you have homework to do?
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lefty two guns, southpaw, come get your noose hung/
yeah i blast cannons, because my brain is the loose one
Dis guy's gonna diss me bout bein from Mississippi when he's from Connecticut?
Lefty two guns is his nick, like he's got one in his ass, that leaves one to suck!
Sorry, but that leaves none to be next to his left nut
There are no exceptions, math is math, and 2-minus-2 is Zero....Hey thats me!!
I'm tired of these ignorant fuckers playin hero, dissin on me
Where are the REAL OG's? All I see here are a couple of Oreo cookies
I dip em in milk for a couple of seconds and they fall straight to the bottom...
Wait, I forgot, they gotta problem with people using the word straight
But it don't make them look any less gay
This Left Nutt Two is gettin on my nerves
For some reason I gotta gut feelin that he's the real deal perve
OMG!!! Is Michael Jackson back online, ready to protect and serve?
Wait, he couldn't be...he's waiting for another court fine to be curbed
My guess is, this is just another small fry trying to fuck with me
And he thinks I'm 11, what does that tell you he's trying to be?
I'm 11, and read Shakespeare, yeah, THAT makes ALOT of sense
And what kinda queer in rap uses words like prepubescent?
I don't even know what the fuck that means
But I bet you know what child molestations are
When kids interrupt your wet dreams
Suck a dick, toss a salad
Throw me another dumb ass line
In the form of a ballad
Just for this time, make it look like you got some talant
he just admitted his vocabulary is not on my level/
because a word that means before puberty had his pebble dishevelled/
and since you're a little slow i'll deliver some clues/
disheveled is a better word to describe the confused/
i thought there was more to you, i feel like i'm forcing you/
to respond back even though i know you have chores to do/
look, it's clear to everybody in here you lack mental prowess/
do your dishes and clean your room son, before you dont get allowance/
you spelled talent wrong, which makes a lot of sense/
because your name and that word should never be in the same sentence/
i'm no jet-li but on this mic i'm a hero/
in T MINUS 13 SECONDS, HOT THINGS TO SAY, YOU'LL HAVE ZERO/
oh i'm a small fry now, college was free from 2 seperate athletic scholarships/
everybody in here acknowledges that zero's a male proctologist
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lefty two guns, southpaw, come get your noose hung/
yeah i blast cannons, because my brain is the loose one
aight since this muh'fucka does this to me, it's time to return the favor...
Your name is Zero, n u call me a no name? damn, u've got no shame
u jus a 12 year old, dreamin of pubic hair, crotch covered wit Rogain
n u've got no game, i'll send yo ass outta town on a quick expressway
cuz aint nobody on RB wanna give u feedback on ya 6th grade essays
n about u not havin my respect-----shit, u werent kiddin, u damn right
u strange, typin while u got ya hermaphrodite mom's dick in ya hand tight
but to be honest, u were the one who was beefin, foo, not me
i dissed u the first time, n from then on u were determined to stop me
so in every diss verse, u made an effort to diss me cuz u caught feelings
actin like a low self-esteem bitch unable to deal wit life's daily dealings
so then i told u that u were actin up, u were becomin a worthless MC
then u got the nerve to use my own perceptions n words against me?!?!
FUCK YOU------yeah, i am irritated bitch, but u will neva know why
cuz u jus ignore what i'm sayin, fuckin around, thinkin that u so fly
the fuck outta here---u disgust me, go git ya fuckin head straight
so u say that I'M fabricatin shit?! then that means what YOU said's fake
keep ya outside problems to yourself son----quit tryna reach thru
it aint my fault that u cock-eyed n pidgeon-toed cuz ya daddy beats u
n it aint my fault that your step mom raped u, so peep the facts
you're the one who went overboard........so YOU need to relax
n one last thing befo this shit's settled, i'ma cut 2 the chase ho
i'm a ahead of u in every level, so FUCK YOU-----CASE CLOSED
OOOhhhh.....He's a child molester AND a prep!
That explains alot about YOU I guess
No wonder I had beef with you from the word they call go
Come to think of it, I can't remember how to spell it...
That's right, its G-O
That's what the fuck you gonna be driving when I get down my flow
I'll be in a Saleen S-7, flippin the bird to everyone I know
I don't know you, but that goes for you too
I don't really care if you believe me, but I'll be the white boy with the Twista x2
Rappin and rhymin in a fast and furious mood
Slappin any guy who even tries to act rude or crude
I'm the dude that no one knows, at least not yet
But muthafucka you gonna get to know me, or my name won't be ZeroTolerenZ
For all you faggots and hatas and wannabe playas that don't understand what I mean
I fuckin hate you all, plus preps and rednecks, stoners and sleaze
ZeroT13 is my name, and rappin's my game,
Oldest line in the book, but I'll prove it as soon as I done became one
With the microphone, son
No one can understand or feel me
Not even when my heart done stopped
But I can spit with the best, and I will get that one shot
As for you thinkin I'm a kid, bitch, I'm fuckin 26
I work at a Waffle House from 10pm to 6
Got no time for friends, huh, what makes you even think I need them?
I got a 6 year old son, and this is how I'll feed him
Don't you ever doubt me, or my fuckin skills
Or not believe that I won't come after your ass with a fuckin power drill
The hour is mine, and it seems dim and ill
Cause your ass is mine, and I don't mean in a proctologist deal
I eat shit and sleep, listening to rap every day
Some who know me might say I've become a slave to this trade
But don't you ever mistake it for just a fuckin hobby
I'll bury you 13 stories below my old apartment's lobby
I ain't got nothin to lose
Come on here and be as lude crude and rude as I wannabe dude
So I'm doin this shit Kamikaze style, who all is goin down?
Everyone I feel that has to
Oh, and one more thing: fuck you
Yeah, i like that last line, i think it's funny when u mimic me
---jus another thing that tells me what your lyrical limits be
u rapped 6 twice, tryna explain ya work shift--do u got energy,
workin that long?--knowin that i crush enemies in my proximity?
i dont think u do, n in terms of skills, u jus an unbalanced lil dike
shit, dont baost bout talents in audio when u absent from the mic
i aint got beef wit u no mo, n from that, i aint gon budge foo
jus as long as u keep my name out ya text when i aint above u
thaz all i ask, cuz when provoked, u know i spit thoughts vicious
bitch, i'm malicious enough to put an end to ya hip hop wishes
whats your name and whats your game?
you rhyme as if you cant contain how lame,
your old as historical recycled puns,
did you watch 30 years of hip hop on VH1?
you use the word hate like you work for the state,
like you work for G.Bush in the U.S. senate,
26 years old and waffle house is ya job?
only you would brag about serving breakfast to blobs,
enough ager in yor post to play host to most,
anybody who wants to manipulate your cranial growth,
its called brain wash and thats what to you easy to do,
heres a clue redo your sig to say boo-hoo,
like a crying baby driving crazy anybody its funny,
how you talk like a hard ass on RB so sorry,
looks like you hate faggots rednecks stoners and sleaze,
when your the one at some dive slinging grease,
on your knees beg me please suck the neck of my geese,
puff my tree I cuffed you G now you see who ye be.
LOl both posted at same time sorry Zero T13 you get a double ass whuppin.
You a nothing, and I'm a zero
I'd say that's something everyone'd watch for a hero
You sound like YOU the one who wants to blow ME, bitch
Get the fuck outta here wit yo phony-clumpin spit
Lets get this shit rippin and revvin to take yo ass down
Obviously you don't know shit about Eminem, do ya now?
He was a short order cook as well, just before he got signed
Look it up, muthafucka! I betcha I ain't lyin
I'm in my prime, and now is the time
Funny that you would know about that shit on VH1
What, tryin to see how hate is done?
Ridin on my ass like you a hemmorhoidal pun?
Stabbin at me, shootin broken water guns?
We all know you ain't got a REAL one
I wasn't tryin to get sympathy, but now I am
Not for me, for this corny muthafucka tryin to scam me
I'll be damned if he
Gets off one dumb ass clammy pussy shot at me
Up yours, get that thumb out your ass
Take that faggot shit back to kindergarden class
And the Waffle House thing? Its temporary
Writing my rhymes, scurryin like Ben and Jerry
Gettin both jobs done at one time, Am I exhausted, I'd say very
UnXtatic? I wasn't mimmicking you
You don't know what I'm capable of dude
I don't got the money to buy the equipment to record
Why the fuck do you think I'm rapping on a damn message board?
I ain't got beef with you or anyone else
I'm in this shit for practice, rappin's where I plus, freestyle is where I fell
But I still can whoop the shit outta alotta people on here
I'm fast as hell, and the knowledge to do it
Aw, fuck it, I've already been through this
I just think its funny to get people so pissed they get stupid
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