Aiit so check it, yesterday I was chillin wit my homies in the east side. My east side part of town is by far the worst, I've been at a party where people shot guns into the party, and also into the air. But that is besides the point, only because my homie Brownie lives there. Anyhow, so we chillin drinkin some brews and just mashin right there. There was this party that was going down, but we couldn't really go because Brownie had major beef with some of the people there. Not on some fighting shit, on some "jump you and stab you" shit. And if he got into it, we would have to have his back, so we weren't feeling to get stabbed... FUCK THAT. Anyhow so we just chillin and all of a sudden my cell goes off, and it's from another county in San Diego. So I answer and dude is all "Ayo is this Ruben?... Yes who this? ... Yo I heard you was fukin my gurl playboy wassup wit that bitch?...... The fuck you talkin bout foo who the fuck are you and who is your gurl?.... Don't matter who I am, and don't matter who she is you still fukin her... Alright homie, whatever man... Naw fuck whatever ama fucking beat the shit out of you I am a crasy muther fucker I will kill you and piss on you afterwards... Yo don't be fucking threatnin me bitch cuz I will go and look for your ass... Fuck you punk ass I got a glock strapped to my chest right now... (right then and there i nearly died laughing.. i mean come on man A FUCKING GLOCK lmfao) Aiiit homie whatever when you in my town you come look for me we'll see what's up... BLAH BLAH ILL KILL YOU BLAH BLAH BLAH ILL KILL YOU BLAH BLAH...
*Face Flip*
20 Minutes later "Yo is Ruben there?... Yeah wtf you want now bitch?...Hey man I just wanted to call to say that I was jokin someone here at this party gave me your number but they don't want to say who it is... Naw fuck that you better hope I don't find out who you are, fucking dissrespecting me like that... Naw man it was a joke we were just playing... Fuck you *Face Flip*"
So basically.. the moral of this story is, DON'T YOU HATE WHEN PEOPLE PRANK CALL YOU!?